Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

I bought me a truck in the middle of the night...

 

[Barry 5,974]

The new version of TNBAR is so good to me, I love the production

[Paris Hilton 9,988]

but she treats me like         is probably the extent of it

the fucking emojis sdklfnsdfksdSDMKLFHFLSKFH       

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

How to Disappear the worst one

imagine thinking there's a worst song on the album

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

Im jasmine masters and i have something to say... here's my album ranking after a few listens now.. best to worst (new songs only)

1. Love Song (the holy grail of lana's character)

2. Cinnamon Girl (dark, sexual masterpiece)

3. Norman Fucking Rockwell (beautiful intro)

4. California (wonderfully sad)

5. Fuck it I love you (interesting and different for lana)

6. The greatest (ehhh, its alright)

7. Happiness is a butterfly (the exact same song we've heard for 2 years but... ok, still good)

8. How to dissapear (cute song)

9. The next best american record (seriously pointless)

10. bartender (the most dull song on any of her albums)

[YUNGATA 14,955]

Im jasmine masters and i have something to say... here's my album ranking after a few listens now.. best to worst (new songs only)

1. Love Song (the holy grail of lana's character)

2. Cinnamon Girl (dark, sexual masterpiece)

3. Norman Fucking Rockwell (beautiful intro)

4. California (wonderfully sad)

5. Fuck it I love you (interesting and different for lana)

6. The greatest (ehhh, its alright)

7. Happiness is a butterfly (the exact same song we've heard for 2 years but... ok, still good)

8. How to dissapear (cute song)

9. The next best american record (seriously pointless)

10. bartender (the most dull song on any of her albums)

 

I ghost wrote this post

[viagra 1,642]

this  is the sexist goblin at the guardian who gave nfr a bad review???       

 

 

 

no wonder he's sexist, every woman hes known has turned him down (including his mother)

 

If his review is sexist, dont even dare to read the review by this pig 

[fulltimedaddyy 245]

I just got wine drunk with my boyfriend (who isn’t a big Lana stan like me and hadn’t heard any of the tracks outside a couple of the singles), and we danced to the whole album on vinyl. He started crying during Love Song and stayed crying through Cinnamon Girl and said it felt like we were dancing at our wedding, and for that experience alone this album is 10/10 Lana’s best work.

[YUNGATA 14,955]

If his review is sexist, dont even dare to read the review by this pig 

 

why do old men keep reviewing her music? like there's a 99% chance they won't get it, the music is not for them. I don't want them to listen to it idc 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,079]

 

FINALLY.

let’s hope she likes it.

[Paris Hilton 9,988]

oop someone already posted the link 

[plastiscguy 63,439]

AJayII finally reacted to NFR omg

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,079]

oop someone already posted the link 

sorry. beat cha to it.

[viagra 1,642]

why do old men keep reviewing her music? like there's a 99% chance they won't get it, the music is not for them. I don't want them to listen to it idc 

 

I dont have a problem with them reviewing pop albums. But at least do objective criticism and not just drag her persona in very sexist way in most of the article.

[YUNGATA 14,955]

I dont have a problem with them reviewing pop albums. But at least do objective criticism and not just drag her persona in very sexist way.

 

at this point I think they're incapable of separating art from the artist.

[longtimeman 9,013]

why do old men keep reviewing her music? like there's a 99% chance they won't get it, the music is not for them. I don't want them to listen to it idc 

I feel attacked 

 

But seriously, it's not their age so much as that they have a preconceived idea of what a 'pop' record should be, particularly those put out by women, and they don't judge the records on their own merits. And they're still going on about 'persona' because some artist uses a name different to what was on their birth certificate, ignoring the fact that every one (and I mean every single one of their sacred male artists (whether Van Morrison, David Bowie, Oasis, Nick Cave, Ryan Adams, or whoever the hell you want to name) were also building and hiding behind an artistic persona. That the Guardian - which pretends to be this bastion of 'right on' and progressive thinking, is still following such a sexist and ridiculously old fashioned frame of mind when it comes to music, is depressing but about what is to be expected.

[Paris Hilton 9,988]

sorry. beat cha to it.

as you should 

[necessary sacrifice 8,866]

Everyone on twitter is going on about how they have a new collection of sugar daddy anthems (like they do with every new Lana album) and it’s cringey and I feel secondhand embarrassment for all of them. I hate that this is what everyone reduces Lana’s art to.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,809]

what the FUCK is wrong with you people putting How to disappear last....... the absolute buffoonery

[Daisy Hearted 1,727]

Everyone on twitter is going on about how they have a new collection of sugar daddy anthems (like they do with every new Lana album) and it’s cringey and I feel secondhand embarrassment for all of them. I hate that this is what everyone reduces Lana’s art to.

I know right? That's already how the general republic sees her, and they're just making it worse! Sometimes I just wanna scream and be like "ARE Y'ALL EVEN FANS???"