The Ultimate, Decade-End Lana Del Rey Ranking (NOW: VIDEOGRAPHY, Vote p.13)

[Paris Hilton 8,973]

In My Feelings should be 125th and Noir 1st period

imagine not liking dayglo reflection what the fuck

FR

[Creyk 11,495]

imagine not liking dayglo reflection what the fuck

Right? It's so beautiful even if the lyrics make no sense.

[PARADIXO 31,607]

 

Seriously, Poor Lust for Life

 

110. "Smarty" (2010)

No one likes confident Lizzy? No? Okay.

 

109. "Raise Me Up (Mississippi South)" (2010)

One of her rockiest songs ever. When will Ultraviolence!

 

108. "Season of the Witch" (2019)

Her cover for the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark soundtrack was extremely well received by fans but not enough to enter the Top 100.

 

PARADIXO's commentary: I can't remember the last time she had such an overrated song.

 

107. "The Other Woman" (2014)

Seems like closing albums with Nina Simone covers isn't LanaBoard's cup of tea.

 

106. "Tomorrow Never Came" (with Sean Onno Lennon) (2017)

Hated at first and slightly appreciated now, this is without a doubt one her most polarizing tracks. Folk!

 

105. "JFK" (2012)

This gorgeous song is one of the Top 10 Unreleased Tracks you guys submitted.

 

104. "Lucky Ones" (2012)

For some, a hidden gem. For others (like me), a mess and a half.

 

103. "Beautiful People Beautiful Problems" (with Steve Nicks) (2017)

I can't believe Lana Del Rey collaborated with Disney and now with Nickelodeon's SpongeBob SquarePants.

 

102. "Groupie Love" (with A$AP Rocky) (2017)

This trippy love song is one of Del Rey's greatest trap projects. Now put out that collab mixtape on Soundcloud!

 

101. "Lust for Life" (with The Weeknd) (2017)

And we finish the Bubbling Under ranking with one of her happiest songs.

 

PARADIXO's commentary: "Lust for Life" is one of my favorite songs and it was a life-changing experience live.

[TheBoss 13,241]

Omg the lack of taste jumped Out. Dayglo Reflection? WTWWAW?? STLALT??? Freaking DMD before Dark Paradise, Lolita AND LUCKY ONES?

 

Disgusting.

 

YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST

 

TNC, LFL and TOW don't deserve this

[Creyk 11,495]

The fact that beautiful people beautiful problems would be a good song if it was solo

[TheBoss 13,241]

I'll never understand the TNC slander, y'all where kissing her ass when she dropped it, it was literally a light between old the cheap trap and piano ballads you were all complaining for, an incredible and ambitious track

Smarty is so underrated, along with Yayo and QOTGS is one of the best produced tracks from LDR, I said it

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,354]

I’M DISGUSTED... Smarty, The Other Woman, AND JFK...?

[Lad 8,795]

This Groupie Love slander

[PARADIXO 31,607]

 

We Enter the Top 100

 

100. "Driving In Cars With Boys" (2010)

One of the best Born to Die unreleased songs. Even if it didn't make the tracklist, it is still one of the songs that helped craft the Lanaverse.

 

99. "How to disappear" (2019)

Not at all surprised this is now officially the worst song on Norman Fucking Rockwell! -- However, the album is so good even its poorest deep cut made the Top 100. Suffer, MXDH!

 

98. "Jump" (2010)

Smoking crack is the easiest weight loss program we know of.

 

97. "I Can Fly" (2014)

Obviously the lesser of the two Big Eyes soundtracks.

 

96. "Once Upon a Dream" (2014)

Del Rey's gloomy take on this Disney classic has always been a fan favorite.

 

95. "Blue Velvet" (2012)

This cover from Paradise is a gorgeous reminder of the most exciting moment to be a Lana Del Rey fan.

 

94. "Burning Desire" (2012)

Same as "Blue Velvet", except this isn't a cover.

 

93. "Love" (2017)

Her last collaboration with Born to Die producer Emile Haynie has a place in the hearts of Lana fans.

 

PARADIXO's commentary: Except mine. I hate this song.

 

92. "Life Is Beautiful" (2015)

The power that that has to even be here.

 

91. "This Is What Makes Us Girls" (2012)

Her two album closers that are covers are outside the Top 100. Coincidence? I think not.

[Surf Noir 188,800]

I'm decently shocked and disgusted at Diet Mountain Dew being so low on this list! It's lower than Lucky Ones 

[Creyk 11,495]

Groupie Love still has the best instrumental from lust for life and that's the tea.

[TheBoss 13,241]

The bridge of JFK always gets me, so sad to see it go so soon

Groupie Love still has the best instrumental from lust for life and that's the tea.

 

REALLY HOT TEA, but it's true tbh GL and LFL production slaps

Life is Beautiful?...Really? You guys are the worst

[Creyk 11,495]

If Life Is Beautiful was released I am pretty sure it would be her best song.

[TheBoss 13,241]

The Love hate, DISGUSTING 

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,354]

 

100. "Driving In Cars With Boys" (2010)

One of the best Born to Die unreleased songs. Even if it didn't make the tracklist, it is still one of the songs that helped craft the Lanaverse.

https://youtu.be/LH8IEMiXTl4

[TheBoss 13,241]

Wait a fucking minute... God Bless America made it further than Love, War and TNC? A JOKE

[Creyk 11,495]

Well it is pretty cute

[PARADIXO 31,607]

 

Finally A Less Biased Section

 

90. "Lolita" (2012)

The second half of Born to Die is clearly not that good.

 

89. "Summer Bummer" (with A$AP Rocky and Playboi Carti) (2017)

If the GP loves it then LanaBoards hates it.

 

88. "24" (2015)

This could have been her most epic soundtrack. Even Sam Smith would admit it.

 

87. "Riverside" (with Barrie-James O'Neill)

One of the most jaw-dropping ballads of her career that fortunately got to see the light of the day.

 

86. "Stargirl Interlude" (with The Weeknd) (2016)

So you guys mean a 1-minute song is the best they can do together?

 

85. "Dark Paradise" (2012)

Do people like this unironically. Just kidding, the live version rocks.

 

84. "God Bless America - And All the Beautiful Women In It" (2017)

Great melody, terrible production. At least this is as forgotten as it gets, unlike poor "How to disappear" who's bullied every single day.

 

83. "For K Part 2" (2010)

One of her sexist, most mysterious songs to date.

 

82. "Change" (2017)

I knew it wouldn't even enter the Top 50, but REALLY?! Okay, I've got to accept I'm the only one who has this as an all-time favorite.

 

81. "Wild On You" (2013)

Current Lipsters Awards nominee is one of her finest vocal recordings ever.

 

80. "Body Electric" (2012)

I'd like to believe the live version is the reason this even had a chance to enter the Top 100.

 

79. "Big Eyes" (2014)

Her most experimental soundtrack.

 

78. "Us Against the World" (2010)

The fact that she performed this is surreal.

 

77. "Looking for America" (2019)

Considered by many as a Norman Fucking Rockwell! bonus track, her most recent protest song got unexpected praise from fans despite its lowkey, stripped back nature.

 

76. "Put Me In a Movie" (2010)

Lizzy Grant at her finest.

 

75. "Fucked My Way Up to the Top" (2014)

Her most controversial song to date is an underdog in her discography.

 

PARADIXO's commentary: I can't stand this song.

 

74. "Chelsea Hotel No 2" (2013)

One of the only times Lana did justice to another artist's song.

 

73. "Religion" (2015)

This cannot be one of the least-liked songs from Honeymoon.

 

72. "Gramma" (2010)

One of her most complex songs ever and undoubtedly a highlight on Lana Del Ray.

 

71. "Million Dollar Man" (2012)

A "Body Electric" situation.

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,748]

 

109. "Raise Me Up (Mississippi South)" (2010)

One of her rockiest songs ever. When will Ultraviolence!

 

im gonna go feral

[Creyk 11,495]

I thought Stargirl would make top 30.

Who caused this!