Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[DeluluKing 7,273]

8 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

even if it was a digital release with no prior warning, like the singles, someone would know by now and we’d have hints. Last we heard from insiders was “there’s no way the album is coming July 4th” 

 

but to play into team Delulu, even if she released the album now with preorders for physicals; she’d still make the same amount of money. Her fans are going to buy stuff regardless of when it actually comes out. It just depends on how much her team cares about first week numbers. It’s possible they won’t care as much since COTCC broke records physically but tanked streaming wise. 

Maybe they suck cocc and just don't know this time  And Lana is going to suprise us with her 3 best new albums this week.

[gasstationkween 5,615]

Tea WILL be spilt tonight I gotta feeling

 

[SalvaWHORE 33,980]

17 hours ago, Nikogo said:

even if it was a digital release with no prior warning, like the singles, someone would know by now and we’d have hints. Last we heard from insiders was “there’s no way the album is coming July 4th” 

 

but to play into team Delulu, even if she released the album now with preorders for physicals; she’d still make the same amount of money. Her fans are going to buy stuff regardless of when it actually comes out. It just depends on how much her team cares about first week numbers. It’s possible they won’t care as much since COTCC broke records physically but tanked streaming wise. 

think bigger: her team literally paid the "Insiders" some good money or made them sign a contract to stop spilling more shits & then go around deflecting everyone, fucking with our minds and making us think that "arghhh this bitch lied to us, again, same old shit, the album isnt coming, it's hopeless" sort of things... but in fact, the project is secretly coming, without a warning. 

Let's remember that she announce 1st June - the fake release date (even with a fake album title "rock Candy sweet") to ACTUALLY make us think she was lying ON PURPOSE, convincingly... and then announce 4th July as the "real" release date, when already got us off guard, thinking "the bitch's still lying, we won't believe her" but 4th of July is the real shit. 

 

A little dreaming never hurt nobody 

[gasstationkween 5,615]

1 minute ago, Tropico Angel said:

think bigger: her team literally paid the "Insiders" some good money or make them signed a contract to deflect everyone and make us think that "arhhhghh this bitch lied to us, again, same old shit, the album isnt coming, it's hopeless" sort of things... but in fact, the project is *secretly* coming, without a warning. 

Let's remember that she announce 1st June - the fake release date to ACTUALLY make us think she was lying ON PURPOSE and then announce 4th July as the "real" release date, when already got us off guard, thinking "she's still lying, we won't believe her" but 4th of July is the real shit. 

 

A little dreaming never hurt nobody 

I for sure believe that the insiders have been told to shut up by her team, they have been basically radio silent

[DeluluKing 7,273]

1 minute ago, Tropico Angel said:

think bigger: her team literally paid the "Insiders" some good money or make them signed a contract to deflect everyone and make us think that "arhhhghh this bitch lied to us, again, same old shit, the album isnt coming, it's hopeless" sort of things... but in fact, the project is *secretly* coming, without a warning. 

Let's remember that she announce 1st June - the fake release date to ACTUALLY make us think she was lying ON PURPOSE and then announce 4th July as the "real" release date, when already got us off guard, thinking "she's still lying, we won't believe her" but 4th of July is the real shit. 

 

A little dreaming never hurt nobody 

THE BEST USER  THE BEST!!! THE TASTE THE TOUCH THE WAY WE LOVE~

[Furor Poeticus 16,330]

Why would Ben lie about the album not being done? He did say "let her finish it in peace". Maybe if she completed it in the last few days...pure delusion

[DeluluKing 7,273]

Just now, PeroxidePrincess said:

Why would Ben lie about the album not being done? He did say "let her finish it in peace". Maybe if she completed it in the last few days...pure delusion

Why he didn't say that it's delayed then like it's obvious? Maybe she is going to finish the last touches in time and just send for streaming digitally.

[SalvaWHORE 33,980]

17 hours ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Why would Ben lie about the album not being done? He did say "let her finish it in peace". Maybe if she completed it in the last few days...pure delusion

cuz Lana using the machine gun from "HBTB" m/v to threat him, that if he says a word, she gonna blow his ass up.

[NikoGo 60,710]

3 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Why would Ben lie about the album not being done? He did say "let her finish it in peace". Maybe if she completed it in the last few days...pure delusion

he also did say “an album is coming”

 

WE WON

[NikoGo 60,710]

It is inch reaching how our timeline has been

 

BOZ two weeks ago: we may have avoided a delay, the date hasn’t changed yet. 

BOZ last week: there is no way the album is coming July 4th 

 

Lana’s team had to have reached out to him and told him to stfu 

[Furor Poeticus 16,330]

Also why can't artists finish an album first before dropping singles whatnot?

 

As for Lana, she was still working on NFR when MAC/VB dropped, same for LDR8 with the recent change of the tracklist and the LP apparently still being not ready. Is it a general rule or does it depend on the musician?

[SalvaWHORE 33,980]

Maybe Lana emailed all the 'insiders' this photo and basically tell them what would happen if they spill another word about LDR8. 

"It's a promise, not a threat" - said Lana.

 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,143]

37 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

manifesting electric guitar

 

 manifesting that + an evolution of her experimental cineeemmaaaaatic music, using reverb and wah-wah effects  but she can keep using her higher register 

[DeluluKing 7,273]

1 minute ago, Nikogo said:

he also did say “an album is coming”

 

WE WON

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT IT'S DELAYED BUT THAT "ITS COMING" SO ITS COMING AND I DON'T CARE. NEW ALBUM THIS WEEK! WE WOOON!!!!!!!!

 

She fixed the date to let us know that june 1 is not happening when July 4th is still official and not delayed. Why would we think that it's not comming when she still have an official fking post on instagram and no info about the delay. OFC IT'S COMING!!!! GUYS YOU NEED TO BELIEVE AND TRUST HER  We are going to hear the new album this week. Don't give up so easily. It's going to be a low-key digital release like the 3 singles we have and then she'll announce LDR9 coming later this year or early 2022.

[SalvaWHORE 33,980]

16 hours ago, DeluluKing said:

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT IT'S DELAYED BUT THAT "ITS COMING" SO ITS COMING AND I DON'T CARE. NEW ALBUM THIS WEEK! WE WOOON!!!!!!!!

 

She fixed the date to let us know that june 1 is not happening when July 4th is still official and not delayed. Why would we think that it's not comming when she still have an official fking post on instagram and no info about the delay. OFC IT'S COMING!!!! GUYS YOU NEED TO BELIEVE AND TRUST HER  We are going to hear the new album this week. Don't give up so easily. It's going to be a low-key digital release like the 3 singles we have and then she'll announce LDR9 coming later this year or early 2022.

she is actually making LDR10 right now, a whole album dedicating to Chuck's baby.

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,736]

48 minutes ago, DeluluKing said:

Ofc it's coming this week. 2 Days. We have no delay info - only official date UwU.

And so it is. Amen

[DeluluKing 7,273]

1 minute ago, Tropico Angel said:

she is actually making LDR10 right now, a whole album dedicating to Chuck's baby.

Omg perfect album for cherry blossom 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,736]

10 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

he also did say “an album is coming”

 

WE WON

Dpuble Album. Both Statements are True. Happy Independence Day from doomerism

15 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Why would Ben lie about the album not being done? He did say "let her finish it in peace". Maybe if she completed it in the last few days...pure delusion

Pretty people lie, sometimes. That means a sexy DILF like Ben can really tell a porker. God Bless  and good listening

[DeluluKing 7,273]

2 minutes ago, Mike Dean is a god said:

Dpuble Album. Both Statements are True. Happy Independence Day from doomerism

Pretty people lie, sometimes. That means a sexy DILF like Ben can really tell a porker. God Bless  and good listening

She said that the album is done a few months ago. She was working on LDR 9 already  Maybe she just wants to change the tracklist a little and whatever because it's going to be a digital release and she can do whatever she wants.

[SalvaWHORE 33,980]

LDR9

Nikki Lane collaboration album

American Standards & classics

Behind The Iron Gates - Insights from an Institution (Poetry)

 

Bitches we're in for a quadruple treat.