Hundred Dollar Bill 21,803 Posted December 5, 2012 I got bored so here you go I love food My pussy tastes like pepsi cola My thighs are wide like cherry pies I gots a taste for apple turnovers It's all genetic though, no surprise Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy Come on baby, let's fry We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind We made it out to another size I fall asleep in fluffy rice cakes and a flag I wear my short shorts on skid row I pledge allegiance to my fat For teaching me how to warm my rolls Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy Come on baby, let's fry We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind We made it out to another size Food, eat it up, like vanilla icees Don't eat too much, save room for white ricees Decorate my neck, onion ringlet icees Boy come on, come on Ooh, ooh, woo, ooh, ooooOOoh 14 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 984 Posted December 5, 2012 Saw this on Tumblr weeks ago, applies nicely. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OPRAH Posted December 5, 2012 Food, eat it up, like vanilla icees Don't eat too much, save room for white ricees Decorate my neck, onion ringlet icees This is brilliant 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,341 Posted December 5, 2012 I'm Heavy Hitler und I approve zis messich! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54l3jWF5BQ Audio from a Nazi rally? No, just a recipe for hash cookies. 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,207 Posted December 5, 2012 Please make a whole Born to Die: Obesity Edition. Please don't. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SissyRëyLDRsparkjumprope 63 Posted December 5, 2012 :shy: <- I believe this would be Lana's reaction if she read this. 0 Quote FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW. TAKE ME TO THE FINISH LINE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarInMyMind 50 Posted December 5, 2012 Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat. Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city. Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty. Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!" Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps: You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now. You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it. Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set. Like Ooooooh Oooohhh You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare. Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there. I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you..... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarInMyMind 50 Posted December 5, 2012 Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat. Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city. Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty. Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!" Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps: You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now. You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it. Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set. Like Ooooooh Oooohhh You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare. Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there. I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you..... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sitar 22,207 Posted December 5, 2012 Getting that Obesity Edition, I see 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DUKE 2,530 Posted December 5, 2012 Honestly, I don't find that to be funny or close to be slightly humorous. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExoticFlower 892 Posted December 5, 2012 I actually laughed out loud. I'm in class, eating chocolate :smiles: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby V Alex 2,859 Posted December 5, 2012 we are gonna kill the joke , I see 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 I’ve been down every diet road Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold Garden salad has been getting old You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold Don’t weigh me down I’ve been eating too much I’ve been craving too hard One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one tub of mayonnaise on the side "And make it FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "So FRIED" Dying young -- fifty, sixty max That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat Don’t weigh me now Don’t measure my thigh Don’t take my grilled cheese Leave me apple fries I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one pound of mozzarella on the side "And make it FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "So FRIED" I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby So make them fried, make 'em FRIED I smell the grease on the summer breeze I drive fast I find Open 'Til Midnight "Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles, "And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side "And make them FRIED "So FRIED "Make it FRIED "Triple-FRIED" 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 NOOO! How do you undo Unlike when you meant to click Like!!!!?!!!! I'm sorry, WarInMyMind. we are gonna kill the joke , I see I'm sorry. http://lanaboards.co...-by-prettybaby/ Getting that Obesity Edition, I see I'm not sorry. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrettyBaby 2,219 Posted December 5, 2012 Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat. Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city. Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty. Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!" Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps: You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now. You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it. Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set. Like Ooooooh Oooohhh You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat.... Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack! Your skin... cellulite and now.... Be double chinned, gross, and round! Like an American. Ooooooh Ooooohhhh Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare. Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there. I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you..... Stop encouraging him/us. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIARNZUS 4,595 Posted December 5, 2012 I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy AIR??? *dies* 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrailerParkDarling 5,689 Posted December 5, 2012 Oh I see 0 Quote *** People call me crazy but I'm in demand *** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
