It’s a ten but….

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

Feeding off of the latest social media trend, I thought it’d be fun to do an LDR spin on this game. The idea is that we highlight songs that are top-tier but something ever so slightly makes them just barely miss the mark. I’ll start with an example: 

 

“How to Disappear is a ten but the jingle bells kill the vibe” 

 

Feel free to make your own spin on it too, e.g. “HTD is a ten but the jingle bells make it a 9” idk just have fun with it! Ready, go! 

[West Coast 45,897]

Ultraviolence is a 10, but Guns and Roses makes it a... 9.9. 

[Wait For Life 16,818]

Dealer is a 10 but miles kane makes it a 7

 

Edit: I dulled my opinion down a bit just in case there’s some miles kane fans here…

[Glitter Boy 16,608]

Born to Die (album) is a 10 but Lolita makes it a 9.

Tomorrow Never Came is a 10 but Sean Ono Lennon makes it a 9.

Lust for Life (BladeRunner Version) is a 10 but The Weeknd makes it a 9. Sorry Abel but LFL would've been better a solo track. still love u xx.

The Next Best American Record is a 10 but the lyrical change from demo to final makes it a 6.

Not All Who Wander Are Lost is a 10 but Jack's voice pasted randomly makes it a 9.

Honeymoon (album) is a 10 but it lacking Yes to Heaven and Life Is Beautiful (or a deluxe, now I mention) makes it... a 9.9 lol.

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[Wait For Life 16,818]

California (final) is a 10 but the demo snippet makes it a solid 8

 

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GAZING AT 👀

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HORIZONS 🏔

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BUT NEVER QUITE 🌬

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REACHING THEMMMM

 

 

 

 

[Dark Angel 203,377]

welcome to the jungle is a 10 but axl rose’s moaning sounds drops it down below the pits of fucking hell

 

edit: whoops this is supposed to be about lana  it still applies

[Super Movie 51,838]

Million Dollar Man is a 10 but the final chorus makes it a 9  Forever wishing it would’ve been bigger at the end 

[Dark Angel 203,377]

greenwich acid is a 10 but it’s actually a 1 because i don’t have it in my itunes library 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,939]

I feel like this sentiment could apply to anything she's done that she let Jack touch

Everything that man touches turns to tin and plastic

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,259]

lolita demo 4 (Dan grechs version) is a ten but the final aka album version make it a 7

[Ace of Hearts 39]

Cruel World is a 10 but the length makes it a 9

[Ultra Violet 19,026]

California is a 10 but the lyrics in the verses make it a 7

[Dark Angel 203,377]

freak is a 10 but the lyric “stranger than a stranger” makes it a 9.5

[BartenderDeco 19,644]

venice bitch is a 10 but the extra 2 minutes make it a 9

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

Watercolor Eyes is a 10 but the off-tempo lyrics and instrumental makes it a 9

[Blue Ink 5,908]

NFR is a 10 but the existence of UV and Honeymoon makes it a 7. 

Wayamaya is a 10 but way too short which makes it a 9.8 

[lili 3,178]

Honeymoon title track is a ten, but the repetitive chorus makes it a 9.9.

[bluechemtrails 27,265]

White Dress is a 10, but the wordy "Down at the Men in Music Business Conference" makes it a 9.

 

Blue Banisters single is a 10, but the Picsart cover makes it a 9.

[x VB 12,508]

Blue Banisters is a 9 but Beautiful makes it a 8.5 (still good tho)

 

Beautiful is way too long imo

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

“REC.06_19_lore” aka Hail Mary is a 10 but it’s not a full song so it’s a 4