Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Paris Hilton 9,954]

1 hour ago, ionut said:

thats why everyone is scared to talk about this song

The only reason people who have the album and won't talk about the song is because they simply don't have it (except people aka actual insiders who have access to upcoming releases like BZ). We have to wait until release day (or a vinyl rip ) to find out how it sounds like.  

[blvd 327]

in a serious note, I def think that the surprise is some sort of visuals

[mssainttropez 14,799]

This thread is becoming a bit too unhinged. Please go touch grass and smoke a joint, it’ll help you regain your sanity 

[sympathyisaknife 16,140]

Just now, Weirdkowski said:

Negativity is a dangerous thing for a lana stan like you to have but you have it

Do you really wanna go baby cause I wouldn't if I were you

 

 

MALTESE FALCON FOR MOST NEGATIVE LIPSTER

[blackestday x tough 5,354]

Would she improve her music with Green smothies and detox Lifestyle???

 

I don't think so. 

 

I am not one of her critics who wants her to stop smoking.

[Morningcrow 3,686]

1 minute ago, mssainttropez said:

And we’re back to square one 

 

Unless there's a surprise going in that vinyl box set. Could be anything....like say, the cover album

[sympathyisaknife 16,140]

Just now, mssainttropez said:

This thread is becoming a bit too unhinged. Please go touch grass and smoke a joint, it’ll help you regain your sanity 

So true love let me go smoke a cigarette. I'll be back and trust people will be dealt with

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,526]

1 minute ago, xAlexx said:

she's pregnant with the second coming of Christ 

 

maybe she's pregnant with the antichrist a la american horror story  

[Get Drunk 17,997]

Just now, blackestday89 said:

Would she improve her music with Green smothies and detox Lifestyle???

 

I don't think so. 

 

I am not one of her critics who wants her to stop smoking.

Thank u for sharing 

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

14 minutes ago, blvd said:

the surprise is lana isn't releasing the album! 

Imagine Lanaboards goes Purge and we get to oust one member a day this is it you’re the winner do NOT play with me bestie sjdbdjfbdf

[Cake Bush 436]

Lana is releasing a feature length film animated in the style of Disney's Sleeping Beauty (1959) where she meets a unicorn and lives in the woods or maybe the valley by the sea always bare-feet with birds singing and magic in her hair and stars in her eyes

[BartenderDeco 19,644]

it would kinda make sense if she releases the covers album 

last time she delayed an album she said she’d release it so we can have new music meanwhile 

[Fingertips 72,051]

Can that idiot just tell us when we should expect this "surprise" 

[blackestday x tough 5,354]

2 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

Thank u for sharing 

It was a pleasure.

[Eugene 26,672]

the surprise is that there are no surprises and we are all fools. 

[#vapeinfluencer 4,750]

 

[mlittle11 12,234]

i cant believe how many of yall had to look up what “t-minus” meant 

[ultrabanisters 45,985]

2 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Can that idiot just tell us when we should expect this "surprise" 

why would he do that it would stop his engagement 

[blvd 327]

so here's a list of things that could happen:

-the album comes early (unlikely but lets feed into the delusions)
-a tv appearance (hopefully snl, that would be iconic like a revenge act)
- a music video

-a single (not very likely since AW didn't come out that long ago plus its so close to the album release date)
-deluxe version (not gonna happen I just saw it on twitter)

-anoucing the tour (Not so soon im broke bb)
 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,526]

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