Random Lana Discussion Thread

[brandon 13,317]

Cute: when fake insiders get found out and they admit they were joking and just having a little laugh

 

not cute: when fake insiders get found out and get mysterious and defensive 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 minute ago, brandon said:

Cute: when fake insiders get found out and they admit they were joking and just having a little laugh

this is why i miss @lustforlife is because literally no one took them seriously including themselves and everyone had a little kii

edit: also i used to be kind of a dick to LFL but i do genuinely miss them a bit... took them a bit for granted

Edited December 3, 2022 by the ocean

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

I saw dragonwhore on the side of the road with a piece of cardboard that said “will give LDRX info for 5 cents” so I gave him 5 cents and he said “rockefeller………….” then I kicked him in the face and took my 5 cents and ran. 

[brandon 13,317]

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

this is why i miss @lustforlife is because literally no one took them seriously including themselves and everyone had a little kii

see exactly 

i’m so grateful to have lived through the lustforlife delulu train,

so goofy, what a moment 

[GrenadineGrass 4,118]

Just now, Pale Fire said:

I saw dragonwhore on the side of the road with a piece of cardboard that said “will give LDRX info for 5 cents” so I gave him 5 cents and he said “rockefeller………….” then I kicked him in the face and took my 5 cents and ran. 

but wheres the umbrella? 

[Gravitate 3,921]

2 minutes ago, the ocean said:

this is why i miss @lustforlife is because literally no one took them seriously including themselves and everyone had a little kii

edit: also i used to be kind of a dick to LFL but i do genuinely miss them a bit... took them a bit for granted

Oh how badly I want him back 

[brandon 13,317]

Just now, GrenadineGrass said:

but wheres the umbrella? 

he traded it for the piece of cardboard 

[GrenadineGrass 4,118]

3 minutes ago, the ocean said:

this is why i miss @lustforlife is because literally no one took them seriously including themselves and everyone had a little kii

edit: also i used to be kind of a dick to LFL but i do genuinely miss them a bit... took them a bit for granted

maybe the cycle is repeating...

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

Just now, brandon said:

he traded it for the piece of cardboard 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS AXRUALLY FUCKING KILLLLEEDDDD MEEEEEE 

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

I want The Doll Club, DragonWhore and Lust For Life all in a boxing match  some entertainment before the album announcement

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, GrenadineGrass said:

maybe the cycle is repeating...

considering the insider in question is doubling down i don't think

[Venice Peach 54,293]

2 minutes ago, Pale Fire said:

I saw dragonwhore on the side of the road with a piece of cardboard that said “will give LDRX info for 5 cents” so I gave him 5 cents and he said “rockefeller………….” then I kicked him in the face and took my 5 cents and ran. 

Plsss this reminded me of the story of a racoon killing dollie in her sleep and then throwing her down a manhole 

[GrenadineGrass 4,118]

4 minutes ago, Jaeden xx said:

I want The Doll Club, DragonWhore and Lust For Life all in a boxing match  some entertainment before the album announcement

dollie would never fight, thats not dolls manners dragon whore would spit fire in lfl ass and then acid2022 would end the fight

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

1 minute ago, Venice Peach said:

Plsss this reminded me of the story of a racoon killing dollie in her sleep and then throwing her down a manhole 

according to legends she’s still floating throughout the sewer system somewhere. 
RIP 

[lanabanana11 3,855]

out of curiosity can someone recap for me what DragonWhore spilled tonight? I was at work and I see all hell broke loose.

[honey dew 11,791]

1 hour ago, lanabanana11 said:

out of curiosity can someone recap for me what DragonWhore spilled tonight? I was at work and I see all hell broke loose.

 

She spilled our cocktails on her way to our table and then she spilled piping hot spaghetti all over @the ocean it was really bad

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

4 minutes ago, honey dew said:

 

She spilled our cocktails on her way to our table and then she spilled piping hot spaghetti all over @the ocean it was really bad

Then she ran to the bathroom and came out twenty minutes later saying “oh my god someone blocked the toilet in here!” and there was literally shit running down her leg. It was so embarrassing for ha 

[the ocean 67,601]

14 minutes ago, honey dew said:

 

She spilled our cocktails on her way to our table and then she spilled piping hot spaghetti all over @the ocean it was really bad

it's true i can confirm and @weinendersoldat can back up my statement he was the spaghetti

[White Dress 6,901]

10 minutes ago, Pale Fire said:

Then she ran to the bathroom and came out twenty minutes later saying “oh my god someone blocked the toilet in here!” and there was literally shit running down her leg. It was so embarrassing for ha 

She was terribly rude to the waiter, too. When he asked us how our food was she said “I am almost finished with it… so clearly I enjoyed it, right? Dumb question”

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

From what I’ve seen, I missed the « insider trial » ?