Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Lasso 13,197]

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

not this immediately getting moved

[Lasso 13,197]

 

Just now, the ocean said:

not this immediately getting moved

 

I posted it here lmao 

[Fingertips 72,034]

1 minute ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

I just did a spit take 

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

 

 

I posted it here lmao 

not me not being able to tell the threads apart

[TropicoKitten 5,012]

4 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

Isn’t a female troubadour a trobairitz? 

[lanaismamom 11,544]

1 hour ago, bluebanesters said:

information

sure, heres my thread that i update every time 

 

[taco truck 32,991]

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

[Fingertips 72,034]

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

Drag those rats.

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

1 hour ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

 

honestly I feel this on a deep level it would be such a slay

 

dyiiingg youuung and I'm playyiiing haaard

 

[God&Monster 1,092]

18 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

 

facts.

 

BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia?

[Fingertips 72,034]

It feels like they're purposely ruining the momentum for this era and it's annoying.

[Morningcrow 3,673]

21 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

 

So good, i needed this 

 

[the ocean 67,601]

6 minutes ago, God&Monster said:

BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia?

after FN - it was around this time last year i think

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,947]

18 minutes ago, God&Monster said:

 

facts.

 

BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia?

After, It was after valentines I think last year…

EDIT:

I didn’t see @the ocean already answer this…

[Sunset Opal 4,319]

My 2023 predictions:

Ben and Ed will be married 

Taylor and Lana will end up in triangle with Jack 

Kintsugi is gonna retire from being an insider 

Lana next album will be recorded in Mike’s Dean basement 

Loved you then and now will leak one day and it will be a huge tik tok song 

Lana will perform A&W in strip club 

Either Cain and Lana drama on Instagram

Next album will be about being petty and toxic 

Eclipse and BOZ will be in jail  

 

[Louise 1,473]

2 hours ago, Evergreen said:

Imagine being a casual Lana fan and waiting for the album without any expectations... Whew!

That is me, until I discovered this forum . . . whew!

19 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Not usually, but from what I've gathered looking at other social media sites, it seems like casual fans who are less tuned in to promotional events are beginning to wonder where the next track is

Lana gives a lot, is my impression. Through her music. Also, I can't deny these pap pics are building the excitement, looking good attending a Grammy(s) aftershow party hosted by Taylor . . . It shows Lana is not bitter over Grammy snub, Taylor being influenced by Lana, and Jack for producing the Lorde's work which includes Lana's melodies, prolly because Lana has at least been nominated, Taylor is very vocal over her admiration for Lana, and maybe it just got past Jack about the melodies. It is more Lorde's theft than Jack's, if that makes sense. The pap pics with Lana looking good and smiling glamorously IS part of the rollout, imo

.

Also, according to one source, Lana began following Billie Eilish on Feb.7th. There must be closure there as well.

So, I am excited based on the paprazzi pics and twitter news, besides discovering LanaBoards. It seems like Lana fans here are discerning over the sources and facts.

[Umaniac 1,917]

44 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

What I hate about them is that they CAN do a campaign with little effort from Lana and they never do. Like you can hire photographers, illustrators, directors and make them do visuals WITHOUT including Lana and just scenery that suits the music; Lana’s music is enough cinematic to afford that.

 

Besides that being a fan for almost 6 years now, they can never get their shit together. I remember having this crisis on the greatest/fiily and white dress releases and I’m sure there is many other examples. 

[anwdelrey 9,270]

1 minute ago, Louise said:

That is me, until I discovered this forum . . . whew!

Lana gives a lot, is my impression. Through her music. Also, I can't deny these pap pics are building the excitement, looking good attending a Grammy(s) aftershow party hosted by Taylor . . . It shows Lana is not bitter over Grammy snub, Taylor being influenced by Lana, and Jack for producing the Lorde's work which includes Lana's melodies, prolly because Lana has at least been nominated, Taylor is very vocal over her admiration for Lana, and maybe it just got past Jack about the melodies. It is more Lorde's theft than Jack's, if that makes sense. The pap pics with Lana looking good and smiling glamorously IS part of the rollout, imo

.

Also, according to one source, Lana began following Billie Eilish on Feb.7th. There must be closure there as well.

So, I am excited based on the paprazzi pics and twitter news, besides discovering LanaBoards. It seems like Lana fans here are discerning over the sources and facts.

 

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, White Dress said:

Well… what now

the new mods hand out warning points, the people who don't get WP's go outside and live their lives, and blue banisters sees a good streaming day