Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,096]

2 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

plot twist: when @TheDollClub is Lana Del Rey's account on LB 

mods need to track the ip address of this individual. knowing how random lana is, that wouldnt surprise me. it's known that tap management / lana herself visited lb before

[hotshot2am 18,781]

Lana as an fake insider would be way more entertaining  TheDollClub was the laziest fake insider ever, no creativity.

[SalvaWHORE 33,938]

Here's something even crazier:

 

@TheDollClub might be Lana's random account on LB and @DragonWhore might be someone really close to her: Chuck / Charlie / Ben or even Rob Grant

 

They probably came to this site every now & then, saw all the meltdown & all the unhinged & now decided to be "fake insiders" themselves to fuck around with us all 

They are probably laughing at us as we speak all this doll talks

[Deleted Member 23,727]

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[bluechemtrails 26,500]

I guess @DragonWhore is Lana, and now she lets @TheDollClub fail, even though she was right 

[NikoGo 60,604]

1 minute ago, zombie girl said:

OMG WAIT THERES A COUNTDOWN ON LANADELREY.COM????

 

me when I lie 

[Dark Angel 201,020]

2 minutes ago, zombie girl said:

OMG WAIT THERES A COUNTDOWN ON LANADELREY.COM????

 

me trying to locate this countdown

 

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,096]

especially after her laptop got stolen, would make sense for her team to snoop around LB looking for leaks

[NikoGo 60,604]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

me trying to locate this countdown

 

 

I was literally just on the website before they posted that so I knew it was fake

[Venice Peach 54,289]

1 minute ago, zombie girl said:

OMG WAIT THERES A COUNTDOWN ON LANADELREY.COM????

OMG THERE'S ALSO A picture on the wall of me on a John Deere Jenny handed me a beer, said "How the hell did you get there?"

Oklahoma mm, mm

[Dark Angel 201,020]

me sleuthing the internet for new lizzy grant information and photos knowing damn well i'm not going to find a single thing

 

[jamesss 3,818]

the whole album just dropped on all streaming platforms!! lana del rey is visiting her fans!! she announced tour!! 

[Um Chile Anyways So 7,096]

there should be a countdown on LB for ''days since last scat post''

[Grenadine quarantine 2,400]

5 minutes ago, zombie girl said:

OMG WAIT THERES A COUNTDOWN ON LANADELREY.COM????

That is a horrible thing to say

[Venice Peach 54,289]

Just now, jamesss said:

the whole album just dropped on all streaming platforms!! lana del rey is visiting her fans!! she announced tour!! 

She's literally robbing me right now  I didn't even let her in, she just kicked the door open and entered while screaming some nonsense about Sylvia

[jamesss 3,818]

Just now, jamesss said:

the whole album just dropped on all streaming platforms!! lana del rey is visiting her fans!! she announced tour!! 

“hey… you’re awake! tour? ldr9? what are you talking about? it’s 2014 she just released UV.”https://ibb.co/r0xhvGR

[For K 9,171]

2 minutes ago, jamesss said:

“hey… you’re awake! tour? ldr9? what are you talking about? it’s 2014 she just released UV.”https://ibb.co/r0xhvGR

The things I would do for this to happen to me one day and hear that entire album for the first time again... 

[fishtails 13,745]

23 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

plot twist: when @TheDollClub is actually Lana Del Rey's account on LB 

Plot twist: when @TheDollClub is Lana's account she created to announce the title of her new album titled "The Doll Club" 

[aly 1,914]

The way that @TheDollClub hasn’t been on all day 

[marryingkind 2,492]

I’ve heard that her new album is going to be a cover of Kanye’s last album.