Random Lana Discussion Thread

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11 minutes ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

Clutch those fake pearls as you guys do on here when anyone says anything remotely negative of your Melania Trump.

 

Lana is such a disaster, I don’t know how you guys can continue to defend her and pretend she is not an awful person in 2024 because the music isn’t even that good like, no one is here for the funeral home style anymore and haven’t been for a long time now. She can pretend to be a Christian all she wants but her messy ass tea is out there. I can’t wait until her and Jeremy divorce I hope her drains her little pockets dry.

And they WILL divorce because Lana is just like Ariana when it comes to relationships, she cannot keep a man to save her life because she doesn’t really want stability and still gets a kiii out of snatching someone’s old rusted ass married man like the immature little ass girl that she is. Wouldn’t be surprised if 1 year from tying the knot she ends up in Ari’s position, but without the classy Hollywood acting career to keep her head above total public embarrassment. 

So what you’re saying is The right person will stay AOTY 

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This is kinda pointless huh

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18 minutes ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

I was lowkey ijboling until you said this because this is straight up not true

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just weird

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49 minutes ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

It’s really giving “My MAGA fans will stay” at this point

 

The woman who was just singing about dropping acid, the woman who was just dating a bisexual warlock pass around last year, the woman who was OBSESSED with a cop she had an affair with, like Lana what do you mean your views and beliefs don’t align with the industry? Because your messy and backwards ass definitely aligns with it. What do you mean people think you have no values when you don’t care to let anything be known unless you’re clocking your brain dead stans who drag you on Instagram for CLOCKING that you grew up privileged and are still white trash? 

 

I’m sorry but I just don’t even know who this woman is anymore but the signs were always there she’s always had this bitter messy undertone to her and the mask really slipped from 2020 onward and she’s just morphed into such a gross person to me. Mind you until her big Taylor collab most of her fans are gay men and she’s laying under a whole racist homophobe. Oh birds of a feather

 

I’ll stream this shit once when it leaks to humor myself and see if/how she addresses the trainwreck that is herself but I won’t be supporting her at all this era 

The wrong person won’t touch grass 

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Anyways I’m so ready for the right sirens will stay 

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LANA JUST RELEASED HER NEW SONG!!

IT’S CALLED “All About HeyBlueBaby” and is a diss track to famously known lanaboard’s member @HeyBlueBaby

ITS 10 MINUTES LONG AND IS AN PSYCHEDELIC SURF ROCK POP TECHNO ALTERNATIVE SONG!

 

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46 minutes ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

And I will be that because she doesn’t deserve an era without someone pressing firmly on her neck.

 

Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

Not even 2 weeks ago u begged for unreleased Lana songs 

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14 minutes ago, 111 said:

 

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1 hour ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

And I will be that because she doesn’t deserve an era without someone pressing firmly on her neck.

 

Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

you're very strange

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Did everyone try the Tough channel tres remix I thought it was lovely 

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1 hour ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

Just posted a crashout on Lana in the MAGA fans will stay thread that I know I’ll get ate up on here for but I don’t care. 

 

How are you doing are you ok

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52 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Not even 2 weeks ago u begged for unreleased Lana songs 

It's never someone who really is concerned about lana's behavior or thoughts. It's always a whiny stan who wants her to be stuck in the same genre , sound and lyrics over and over pissed because in their heads SHE OWES her fame or artistry to them. Im not that interested in the concept of this new era but i trust her to show me something different, she always does.

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10 hours ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

Clutch those fake pearls as you guys do on here when anyone says anything remotely negative of your Melania Trump.

 

Lana is such a disaster, I don’t know how you guys can continue to defend her and pretend she is not an awful person in 2024 because the music isn’t even that good like, no one is here for the funeral home style anymore and haven’t been for a long time now. She can pretend to be a Christian all she wants but her messy ass tea is out there. I can’t wait until her and Jeremy divorce I hope her drains her little pockets dry.

And they WILL divorce because Lana is just like Ariana when it comes to relationships, she cannot keep a man to save her life because she doesn’t really want stability and still gets a kiii out of snatching someone’s old rusted ass married man like the immature little ass girl that she is. Wouldn’t be surprised if 1 year from tying the knot she ends up in Ari’s position, but without the classy Hollywood acting career to keep her head above total public embarrassment. 

 

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well Lana was right when she said the right person will stay! ig the wrong ones will leave 🙊🙊🙊 touch some grass 

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3 hours ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

And I will be that because she doesn’t deserve an era without someone pressing firmly on her neck.

 

Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

Everything you said so far was.. something! But at least u lowk ate with Remy Bond 

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6 hours ago, HeyBlueBaby said:

Just posted a crashout on Lana in the MAGA fans will stay thread that I know I’ll get ate up on here for but I don’t care. 

 

Lana has really played in our faces like 2020 was really Traumazine trying to defend her from people calling her a racist Karen just for 2024 to come around and completely validate all of that??? 
 
Yeah, the Taylor fanbase of white girls can have her. She’s a joke, an embarrassment, a mess 

 

Like ma, you were really out here all of 2023 up under gay ass Jack, up in some weird ass cultish celeb church, STILL singing about that cop 3 years later on Instagram trying to GAG his wife over an affair MEANWHILE you’re pushing 40 like it’s not cute. Now she’s married to a Republican and wants to act so demure lmao bitch who are you fooling. God I really can’t stand her anymore 

literally who thinks THIS in depth about a celebrity? (unless its maybe Amy Poehler)

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2 minutes ago, lanabanana11 said:

literally who thinks THIS in depth about a celebrity? (unless its maybe Amy Poehler)

Be fair - it must be awful to be in a prison somewhere where the guards force you to listen to music you hate, and post on a forum dedicated to those artists.