Worst Lana Lyrics

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

Call me a hater but like 90% of Candy Necklace

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

god damn-man child

you fucked me so good i almost said i love you

BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE

literally her best opening line... like how can you not say iconic

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

god damn-man child

you fucked me so good i almost said i love you

Thank youuuuu I’ve cringed every single time I’ve ever heard this lyric

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,011]

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

looking back, my past

it all seems stranger than a stranger

No, This is literally Iconic.

39 minutes ago, Orville Peck said:

The lyrics of Text Book... I only like the Old Man River part. 

 

EDIT:

My submission for this thread:

He loved guns and roses
Guns and roses
He loved guns and roses
He loved guns
And roses, roses, roses
He loved guns and roses (oh)
Guns and roses (oh)
He loved guns and roses (oh)
He loved guns (oh)
And roses (roses), roses (roses), roses (roses)

 

[ivory almond 15,957]

Mascara running down her little Bambi eyes
"Lana, how I hate those guys"

[Eugene 26,669]

2 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

Mascara running down her little Bambi eyes
"Lana, how I hate those guys"

WHAT. That's one of her most iconic lyrics. 

[ivory almond 15,957]

1 minute ago, Orville Peck said:

WHAT. That's one of her most iconic lyrics. 

[mlittle11 12,232]

5 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

absolutely iconic

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,471]

The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun

[racecar 2,475]

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit

[mlittle11 12,232]

2 minutes ago, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit

i cant listen to this song bc of these lyrics 

[PARADIXO 32,955]

6 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

The poetry inside of me is warm like a gun

 

This is an absolute crime

 

And imo the only bad lyric from NFR

 

I internally screamed when I heard it 

[racecar 2,475]

"Maybe I'll take my glasses off so I'll stop painting red flags green"

Also this one in Fishtail

[mlittle11 12,232]

3 minutes ago, racecar said:

"Maybe I'll take my glasses off so I'll stop painting red flags green"

Also this one in Fistail

THIS i feel like everyone thinks this line is iconic…. its so cringey 

[racecar 2,475]

Okay, so the worst thing from Lana that I have ever read is this: 

 

 

Don't mind the translation under this, it's a polish version of Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

[prettywhenimhigh 49,379]

I'm sweet, barefeet / sweet in barefeet (like...)

 

I get wild on you baby, I get wild and fucking crazy like you never knew (just so fucking weak and basic for a chorus I can't)

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,809]

33 minutes ago, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

Holy shit she actually says this??? The way I’m realizing I don’t know half of the tunnel lyrics due to her inarticulate vocal deliveries (and maybe mixing too but I’m not trying to open that can of worms)   

[Rorman Nockwell 56,806]

1 hour ago, mlittle11 said:

[Verse 1]
Let's keep it simple, babe
Don't make it complicated
Don't tell me to be glad when I'm sad
I really hate that
I try not to be bad
He's interested, he's holding me back
If I could be more like you, I would
But I can't and I'm glad about that

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Verse 2]
Let's keep it simple, babe
We can't afford to change it
Don't turn me into something I'm not
There's no way to sustain it
I try not to hold back
It seems, either way, it makes you mad
So I'll be who I'll be, if you think that that's cool
Then I'll take you back

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

I still contend that 1. it's "eccentricity's holding me back" and, 2. this is nowhere near as bad other songs such as Dance 'Til We Die which is basically just one big name drop

[racecar 2,475]

1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Holy shit she actually says this??? The way I’m realizing I don’t know half of the tunnel lyrics due to her inarticulate vocal deliveries (and maybe mixing too but I’m not trying to open that can of worms)   

yeah unfortunately it is real 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,806]

3 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Holy shit she actually says this??? The way I’m realizing I don’t know half of the tunnel lyrics due to her inarticulate vocal deliveries (and maybe mixing too but I’m not trying to open that can of worms)   

HELP I didn't know either