Worst Lana Lyrics

[Orville Peck 22,776]

Some of these lyrics should move to the Best Lana Lyrics thread, sorry for the girls who don't get it. 

[lanaismamom 11,147]

15 minutes ago, bia said:

Why?

because they are good

[revadece 1,429]

He loved guns and roses
Guns and roses
He loved guns and roses
He loved guns
And roses, roses, roses

 

extremely plain and cringy lmfao

 

 

I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl

 

same issue here, and it gets so repetitive. the rest of the song is somewhat ok although it’s far from good lyrics, but this line is just too much i hate it 

 

 

Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
That's all that I am
 

i know this is satire, but very poorly written + the guitar while she sings that sounds so silly

 

 

I can see my sweet boy swaying
He's crazy y cubano como yo, la-la

 

Te deseo, cariño, boy, it's you I desire

 

CRINGE!

 

 

Hip-hop in the summer (What? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (What? What? Yeah?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm
(What? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah
What? What? What?)
High tops in the summer (Summer, what? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (Summer, what? What? What?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm (What? What? What? What? What?)

 

We go fast, we go so fast, we don’t move

 

 

Dropped a pin to my parking spot

 

 

I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman
But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry, or my melodies
Feel it in your bones

 

 

This is a simple song, gonna write it for a friend

He met Margaret on a rooftop, she was wearin' white
And he was like, "I might be in trouble"

 

When you know, you know

 

 

there’s prob more but i’m too lazy to search for it

[rancidgirl 4,505]

I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman
But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones

 

i wouldn't say its like CRINGY but i cant listen to it without giggling (edit: it was sent RIGHT before i sent this )

[Ultra Violet 18,421]

7 minutes ago, revadece said:

He loved guns and roses
Guns and roses
He loved guns and roses
He loved guns
And roses, roses, roses

 

extremely plain and cringy lmfao

 

 

I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl

 

same issue here, and it gets so repetitive. the rest of the song is somewhat ok although it’s far from good lyrics, but this line is just too much i hate it 

 

 

Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
That's all that I am
 

i know this is satire, but very poorly written + the guitar while she sings that sounds so silly

 

 

I can see my sweet boy swaying
He's crazy y cubano como yo, la-la

 

Te deseo, cariño, boy, it's you I desire

 

CRINGE!

 

 

Hip-hop in the summer (What? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (What? What? Yeah?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm
(What? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah
What? What? What?)
High tops in the summer (Summer, what? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (Summer, what? What? What?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm (What? What? What? What? What?)

 

We go fast, we go so fast, we don’t move

 

 

Dropped a pin to my parking spot

 

 

I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman
But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry, or my melodies
Feel it in your bones

 

 

This is a simple song, gonna write it for a friend

He met Margaret on a rooftop, she was wearin' white
And he was like, "I might be in trouble"

 

When you know, you know

 

 

there’s prob more but i’m too lazy to search for it

I agree with the large majority of these, but these Love Song lyrics are one of the better ones in the song (imho, these ones make me actually visualise something and physically feel it!)

But idk, I have always been a Love Song hater but I just re-read the lyrics and they're actually gorgeous. I think its just the melody I don't like! 

[AntiToxicPill 2,005]

18 minutes ago, revadece said:

He loved guns and roses
Guns and roses
He loved guns and roses
He loved guns
And roses, roses, roses

 

extremely plain and cringy lmfao

 

 

I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl

 

same issue here, and it gets so repetitive. the rest of the song is somewhat ok although it’s far from good lyrics, but this line is just too much i hate it 

 

 

Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
That's all that I am
 

i know this is satire, but very poorly written + the guitar while she sings that sounds so silly

 

 

I can see my sweet boy swaying
He's crazy y cubano como yo, la-la

 

Te deseo, cariño, boy, it's you I desire

 

CRINGE!

 

 

Hip-hop in the summer (What? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (What? What? Yeah?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm
(What? What? What? What? What? What? Yeah
What? What? What?)
High tops in the summer (Summer, what? What? What?)
Don't be a bummer, babe (Summer, what? What? What?)
Be my undercover lover, babe, hmm (What? What? What? What? What?)

 

We go fast, we go so fast, we don’t move

 

 

Dropped a pin to my parking spot

 

 

I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman
But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry, or my melodies
Feel it in your bones

 

 

This is a simple song, gonna write it for a friend

He met Margaret on a rooftop, she was wearin' white
And he was like, "I might be in trouble"

 

When you know, you know

 

 

there’s prob more but i’m too lazy to search for it

It’s extremely painful how much opinions differ . Most of the parts of the songs  you mention are my favourite ones .

[violentvioletsky 1,391]

Chickens running barefeet 

[honey dew 10,324]

"I get wild and fucking crazy like the color blue"

 

😭😭😭😭

[BartenderDeco 19,402]

3 hours ago, Forgotten said:

I'm sorry but "Pass me my vape, I'm feeling sick, I need to take a puff" makes my skin crawl in the worst way possible 

It's probably camp or whatever smh

me and my friend sing this whenever we wanna use each others vape, but sometimes its unbearable to listen to in the song

 

OT: Maybe I'll take my glasses off so I'll stop painting red flags green

WHAT IN THE TIKTOK

[rightofjupiter 15,888]

8 hours ago, mlittle11 said:

[Verse 1]
Let's keep it simple, babe
Don't make it complicated
Don't tell me to be glad when I'm sad
I really hate that
I try not to be bad
He's interested, he's holding me back
If I could be more like you, I would
But I can't and I'm glad about that

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Verse 2]
Let's keep it simple, babe
We can't afford to change it
Don't turn me into something I'm not
There's no way to sustain it
I try not to hold back
It seems, either way, it makes you mad
So I'll be who I'll be, if you think that that's cool
Then I'll take you back

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

 

the ONLY correct take

[love you madly 809]

so many lyrics i like are here… 

i’m reevaluating if i really have taste or not 

[SalvaWHORE 32,795]

"Jenny jumped into the pool, she was swimming with Nikki Lane..."

[details 15,691]

8 hours ago, ivory almond said:

Mascara running down her little Bambi eyes
"Lana, how I hate those guys"

i hate this one viscerally everytime i hear it i feel like shooting myself to stop the cringe

[violentvioletsky 1,391]

8 hours ago, ivory almond said:

Mascara running down her little Bambi eyes
"Lana, how I hate those guys"

 

War flashbacks

 

[wildflowerwildfire 6,420]

There we were, screamin', "Black Lives Matter" 

[wthebluemascara 769]

3 hours ago, revadece said:

He loved guns and roses
Guns and roses
He loved guns and roses
He loved guns
And roses, roses, roses

 

extremely plain and cringy lmfao

 

 

I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a sad girl
I'm a bad girl
I'm a bad girl

 

same issue here, and it gets so repetitive. the rest of the song is somewhat ok although it’s far from good lyrics, but this line is just too much i hate it 

 

 

Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Diamonds
Dope and diamonds
Dope and diamonds
That's all that I am
 

i know this is satire, but very poorly written + the guitar while she sings that sounds so silly

 

 

I can see my sweet boy swaying
He's crazy y cubano como yo, la-la

 

Te deseo, cariño, boy, it's you I desire

 

CRINGE!

 

All this UV slander my poor baby

Anyway I personally find them really good because they're so well interlaced with the melody, I feel like she goes with the flow of the song and just wooow

[Honeytrails 1,407]

I paint the house black
My wedding dress black leather too

 

Heroin gold in my veins and you in my thoughts
I'm on the freeway racing at a million and I just can't stop

 

I get wild on you, baby
I get wild and fuckin' crazy like you never knew, knew, knew
I get wild on you, baby
I get wild and fuckin' crazy like the color blue, ooh-ooh

 

The world, it will turn
The only thing we'll turn is the pages of all of the poems we burned

 

Also...

 

[Verse 1]
Play house, put my favorite record on
Get down, get your crystal method on
You were like tall, tan, driving 'round the city
Flirtin' with the girls like, “you're so pretty”
"Springsteen is the King, don't ya think?"
I was like, "Hell yeah, that guy can sing"
Like ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]
You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me 'round like a child
Your skin so golden brown
Be young, be dope, be proud
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]
Drive fast, I can almost taste it now
L.A., I don't even have to fake it now
You were like so sick, everybody said it
You were way ahead of the trend, get, get it
"Elvis is the best, hell yes"
"Honey, put on that party dress"
Like ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]
You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me 'round like a child
Your skin so golden brown
Be young, be dope, be proud
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Bridge]
Everybody wants to go fast
But they can't compare
I don't really want the rest
Only you can take me there
I don't even know what I'm saying
But I'm praying for you

[Chorus]
You make me crazy, you make me wild
Just like a baby, spin me 'round like a child
Your skin so golden brown
Be young, be dope, be proud
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Outro]
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Like an American
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Like an American

[Honeytrails 1,407]

3 hours ago, AntiToxicPill said:

We go fast, we go so fast, we don’t move

one of her best lines EVER... depending on interpretation ofc  

[PARADIXO 31,606]

Puhlease you guys literally have no taste. This is just another proof that anti-post-NFR-Lana stans are regrettably insufferable

[MrFameKills 10,439]

Change is a powerful thing, people are powerful beings