Funny/Cringe/No Context Internet Content About Lana

[matildadelrey 46]

On 7/31/2023 at 12:51 AM, Wait For Life said:

Hey everyone that's me 

[jaesana 2,951]

the comments where people are like "she used to be on coke that's why she looked different i'm glad she's sober and healing" there's sooo much wrong with these comments like who are u to comment on someone's body and u don't even know if she was ever really addicted. it's not your place to speculate 

[Embach 21,482]

Just now, jaesana said:

the comments where people are like "she used to be on coke that's why she looked different i'm glad she's sober and healing" there's sooo much wrong with these comments like who are u to comment on someone's body and u don't even know if she was ever really addicted. it's not your place to speculate 

Yeah, exactly, it's so disrespectful. People also comment that about her 2012 concerts when in their opinion "she was singing in a weird way" and they want to "excuse" it with drugs 

[Wait For Life 15,436]

48 minutes ago, matildadelrey said:

hey everyone that's me 

Vinyl chewing queen!!!!!

[Embach 21,482]

Under an Insta video about Summertime Sadness:

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,230]

3 minutes ago, Embach said:

Under an Insta video about Summertime Sadness:

 

Even the Lana universe can't escape the soccer Messi insanity

[Embach 21,482]

8 minutes ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

 

Even the Lana universe can't escape the soccer Messi insanity

When Lana goes to Miami with her football geek managers to watch Messi play 

[Embach 21,482]

List of Instagram reels that were recommended to me and which I find cringe: 

 

1. Making cockroaches aesthetic with Playing Dangerous song is definitely something...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu_vbE2IY3N/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

2. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CumvcisoC40/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

3. Calling a culture "lana del rey vinyl"... 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsMkYccoKOO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

4. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvTebgoOCzx/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuUpTbcNT3g/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

6. Those retirement theories will never not be funny sorry 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu7f7syOaSw/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

7. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvUjX0dIbCk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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[Lanaspoisonivy 2,896]

7 minutes ago, Embach said:

List of Instagram reels that were recommended to me and which I find cringe: 

 

1. Making cockroaches aesthetic with Playing Dangerous song is definitely something...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu_vbE2IY3N/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

2. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CumvcisoC40/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

3. Calling a culture "lana del rey vinyl"... 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsMkYccoKOO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

4. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvTebgoOCzx/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuUpTbcNT3g/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

6. Those retirement theories will never not be funny sorry 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cu7f7syOaSw/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

7. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvUjX0dIbCk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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NOT ROACHES  PLZ 

[Escapism 5,426]

2 hours ago, jaesana said:

the comments where people are like "she used to be on coke that's why she looked different i'm glad she's sober and healing" there's sooo much wrong with these comments like who are u to comment on someone's body and u don't even know if she was ever really addicted. it's not your place to speculate 

honestly i feel like speculation isnt that bad so long as we respect that it’s only speculation based off songs and things she’s said and what have you. (there’s a couple threads here that speculate on different aspects of Lana’s life for example). is it really any of our business at the end of the day? not really. no. but i don’t think it’s that bad. and brings some interesting thought into how she creates her music through personal experience and/or fantasy. 

however whats really bothersome is people convincing themselves and presenting it as fact (and then spreading that to other people who also believe it ).
similar to how people who are like “AKA WAS A VERY VERY VERY DARK TIME FOR LANA WHERE SHE HAD AN E.D, ADDICTION AND WAS IN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS!!! SHE HATES THE ALBUM AND FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH YOU LISTENING TO IT!!!”

[Beautiful Loser 46,068]

40 minutes ago, Embach said:

 

3. Calling a culture "lana del rey vinyl"... 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsMkYccoKOO/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Another day where I see the term LDR vinyl and hating it. Take me back to 2017, please. 

[williamprb 1,404]

10 hours ago, matildadelrey said:

hey everyone that's me 

hey Matilda!!

 

 

Spoiler

Born to chew

 

[matildadelrey 46]

12 hours ago, williamprb said:

hey Matilda!!

 

 

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Born to chew

 

HEY! I did NOT chew on that vinyl

[Tana Mongeau 4,272]

21 hours ago, matildadelrey said:

hey everyone that's me 

That’s not something to be proud of honey 

[honeymo0n 8,590]

most of these cringe comments are making me miss the times when tiktok wasn't a thing

[matildadelrey 46]

1 hour ago, 132 said:

That’s not something to be proud of honey 

It's a joke. I do not chew on vinyls.

 

[Tana Mongeau 4,272]

Just now, matildadelrey said:

It's a joke. I do not chew on vinyls.

 

cause you and I, we were born to chew

 

[Embach 21,482]

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[Phenomena 627]

   

[williamprb 1,404]

12 hours ago, matildadelrey said:

HEY! I did NOT chew on that vinyl

i knoww

 

sorry for being annoying abt itt