Escapism

little do they know that... trailer trash is the epitome of camp...
 
  
 

This is just so fucking awesome! Everybody's minds are just that creative, it's just the pinnacle of Internet forum's kitschy games  Just so amazing to witness this!

I’ve run multiple total drama related accounts since like 2008/2009 and counting.. this feels like a calling to join one of these  
(still deciding on my celeb of choice) 

I’ve run multiple total drama related accounts since like 2008/2009 and counting.. this feels like a calling to join one of these  
(still deciding on my celeb of choice) 

NEVER CHANGE LANABOARDS!!!  We're going to build a reality show universe here now and honestly I'm here for this (but not as a participant though ). Reality shows are just the best sometimes, dramatic sentiments and genial theatrics of our life. 2000s are so back!  Also, I know that Total Drama isn't a reality show but we're making it into a reality show in LanaBoards so that kinda counts lol

I’m in! I’ll be playing as Sheryl Lee AKA Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks 

I’m In!

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous".
The time has come for for total drama lanaboards season 1 and as your host, DemonMic we are looking for 20 candidates (celeb of there choice). winner gets lana a remix of there choice done by me and the queen role.
 
we are not responsible for anyone getting there head shaved

good evening, racers 
 
me (mitski) and my team have been hard at work this evening curating our look for the camp couture week 1 challenge
 
instead of tired camp gay culture looks you know and expect, we took a literal approach, and incorporated camping into our look, with a custom versace gown and a headdress made of rare leaves from the amazon rainforest. what is more camp than making nature eccentric and cvnty! we shot in two different locations to maximise the natural effect of the look
 
now that is what you call a glamazon 
 

 
lookbook
 
look 1 - camp(site) realness
 
look 2 - rainforest goddess
 
raw image - it’s camp!
 

let the games begin girls gays and theys 
 

Introducing Our Cast for Cycle 1 of LanaBoards Next Top Model
 
 
Lizzy Grant - @Surf Noir
Naomi Campbell - @DeadSeaOfMercury
Miranda Cosgrove - @lmdr
Lady Gaga - @shadesofblue
Kate Moss - @southbeachswing
RuPaul - @Paris Hilton
Tinashe - @TheBoss
Kate Bush @sparklertrailerheaven
Lana Del Rey - @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Beyonce - @keps2013
Mitski - @ultrabanisters
Britney Spears - @bia
Jane Fonda - @Say Yes to Heaven
Charli XCX - @bunoner
Anya Taylor Joy - @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
Megan Thee Stallion - @DemonMic2003
 

 
 
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The Game:
 
Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model, I am your host Lindsay Lohan who will be telling you what to do and then judging you on how well you did it.
 
Each week (every day or so) you will be given a fashion/photoshoot challenge based on a theme.
You have 24 hours to submit ONE photo or you are at risk at being eliminated.
To submit a photo you must send your photo in this thread or DM me.
 
Example:
 
Each week there will also be a winner. The winners prize each week is the power the sabotage one girl of their choosing.
 

 
 
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Week 1 Challenge:
 
We're starting off this competition STRONG. Your first theme is... "CAMP COUTURE"
 
You have 24 hours to submit your campiest photo.
...But remember. This is a fashion competition so be mindful of why you were invited into the section!
 
Our special guest this week who will be helping me critique is the masterful seamstress... @Rorman Nockwell
 
Good Luck!

this is like the equivalent of that hunger games thing we played during the drought of 2021/2022  (can't remember bc i was a guest back then)
 
this will help us get through Lasso drought 

NO MY MOD QUEUE CURSE

-- GAME FULL --
 
Posting full cast list soon!
 
If you didn't get casted im sorry </3
But if you want, you can help judge a round and give your thoughts on the looks to determine who will stay and who will leave...

confessional
 
 

1.) Lana 
2.) Cher
3.) Dolly Parton

i'm in  
 
my 3 celebrities are...
 
1. lizzy grant
2. lauren bacall
3. marilyn monroe

Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model! 
 
LanaBoards' first reality show designed to find the greatest top model in all of LanaBoards!
And I am your host... Lindsay Lohan.
 

 
 
Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order
to make it to the next round. 
 
An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.
 
At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your summitted photo.
The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!
 
If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people
so choose your three wisely.
 
Feel free to ask any questions.
 

 
(Would love to get around 12-16 people to play )
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Challenge 1 on Page 2
 
This Weeks Models (Theme: Camp Couture)
 
 

I doubt Lana was behind it, I think her label was, I think they tried to do it like similarly to @TaylorNation (where label is promoting Lana and communicating w fans) but then Lana also created the Sparkle Jump Rope Queen newsletter and then it "died" and stayed there.

I wonder if the fans discovering it ruined what was planned. I remember when we found it, started following it, and they kept trying to purge the followers. 

marina and lily allen has always been something ive wanted to hear 
also sky ferreira and charli xcx (specifically during their early 2010s era)