Lana’s Newsletter Updates

[ivory almond 16,372]

Just now, syrup amour said:

The way I didn’t even hesitate and think about it

well it’s too late now. I have never given my information quicker

the chokehold she has us in

[Dark Angel 203,501]

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era!

 

 

[taco truck 33,433]

Why does she keep announcing one-off shows like babe just announce the tour you’re giving me too much anxiety

[Mer 62,525]

Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”

 

Both events changed the trajectory of the world 

[Bonita 12,676]

guys ben posted the link we're safe lmfao 

[lustsforlife 165]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era! (i can't find the actual upload of the performance so this compilation video will have to do)

 

 

This is my type of delusional 

[venicebitch 14,553]

watch the little rock be just as special as hydepark and paris show 

[venicebitx 6,018]

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius

[ImenaOphelia 9,663]

We are now closer to the AKA re-release than ever before and I'M HERE FOR IT

[lizzyology 7,089]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era! (i can't find the actual upload of the performance so this compilation video will have to do)

 

 

An iconic rest of the year is coming - the revenge of Lizzy Grant 😭 
 

 

[honeymoon is alive 22,079]

I love the energy we're getting here 

[Dark Angel 203,501]

my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters! 

[venicebitx 6,018]

Just now, venicebitx said:

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius

Or it's just an onlyfans for her feet on the windshield....

[Beautiful Loser 49,646]

When the newsletter signup asked for my birthday and the year started from 2010… I don’t know if I felt bad for being “old” or if they think all her fans are 13 year olds. 

[American Whore 51,670]

3 minutes ago, pin up galore said:

 

Orlando date the unofficial Lanaboards meetup  tickets are going to be absolutely BRUTAL this time around  I pray she doesn't go to Tampa instead I don't wanna have to drive 

 

i'll be yelling at the front "PIN UP GALORE?!? PIN UP GALORE ITS AMERICAN WHORE HERE!!!"  yasssss "IVORY ALMOND? WHERE U AT GORL"

[BartenderDeco 19,645]

when she mentions may jailer 

[honey on the vine 13]

3 minutes ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Tickets for Hyde Park was already near deep depression inducing so if any of the venues she plays in the U.K. aren’t ginormous then I’ll be having words with Ben and Ed sorry .

it's going to be a nightmare... plus you can guarantee it'll only be like 3 london dates, one scotland date and that's it 

[dxniell 1,579]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters! 

In all honesty I don’t think we would be here without your manifestation so I adore u

[ivory almond 16,372]

Just now, American Whore said:

 

i'll be yelling at the front "PIN UP GALORE?!? PIN UP GALORE ITS AMERICAN WHORE HERE!!!"  yasssss "IVORY ALMOND? WHERE U AT GORL"

help "GUYS FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY NATIONAL ANTHEM IVORY ALMOND REMIX"

[venicebitx 6,018]

Im fighting with my teeth if there’s one date for spain I SAID IT