Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[motel six 4,288]

In 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China, and it will spread quickly and cause a worldwide pandemic, ending the lives of over 6 million people and causing a recession in the economy.

[Three White Butterflies 27,492]

The energy of this thread is signaling that we’re very close to something happening 

[Embach 45,128]

6 minutes ago, motel six said:

In 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China, and it will spread quickly and cause a worldwide pandemic, ending the lives of over 6 million people and causing a recession in the economy.

Not gonna lie when I opened this thread I didn't expect to feel so old when I read that Coronavirus was discovered 5 years ago

 

Let's manifest youthful energy for Lasso, songs that make us feel young, young & beautiful

[motel six 4,288]

4 minutes ago, Embach said:

Not gonna lie when I opened this thread I didn't expect to feel so old when I read that Coronavirus was discovered 5 years ago

 

Let's manifest youthful energy for Lasso, songs that make us feel young, young & beautiful

i can’t believe 2019 was FIVE years ago 

now i finally start to feel old😔

we need that energy for lasso to revive us

[heroindealer 11,268]

17 minutes ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

Let me expose Laurita and Embach

I know from a super reliable exclusive flaccid  french source that they both also stare in a music video alongside Lana for the Lasso lead single "Laurita x Embach - airboat riding Alligators  1 (Henry 0 out)". Originally Nikki Lane was in the video too but a secret group consisted of some Lanaboards users planned to hit her with a John Deer tractor so her appearance on that music video had to be canceled because of that. Furthermore the song is an witchy invitation to an southern gothic meets surf rock psychedelic noir world. The song is like a patchwork family of Raise Me Up x I Talk To Jesus x Music To Watch Boys To x Fine China x Breaking Up Slowly x Pussy x Beautiful unleaked surf rock demo

It samples Zodiac and a 2020 voice note of Lana in which you hear  Chuck calling for Veganismn while Lanas cats attacking her chickens while Patty tries to attack all of them with a lawn mower

The song will get released in snippets over a span of 4 months leading up to the Lasso release  data _not_found

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,840]

58 minutes ago, Embach said:

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 LANA DEL REY'S NEW UPCOMING 10TH ALBUM HAS MUSIC AND LYRICS AND LANA DEL REY IS CONFIRMED TO SING THEM!!! GUYS, ALL OF YOUR MANIFESTATIONS WORKED!!!

Omg I'm super excited to hear Lana's version of "Buddha's Delight" from the movie "Music And Lyrics"

 

 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,450]

Okay but on a more serious and on topic note I really would like to hear one of the songs she did with Clayton about imaginary animals. I think a song like that could be a very cute and sweet moment on the album and I can see it having a more of a dreamier sound to it as well

It would also be a song with a topic that she has never really done before

Spoiler

I guess a song like that could also possibly be cringe, depends on the lyrics etc but lemme stay optimistic

 

[laurita 3,641]

27 minutes ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

Let me expose Laurita and Embach

I know from a super reliable exclusive flaccid  french source that they both also stare in a music video alongside Lana for the Lasso lead single "Laurita x Embach - airboat riding Alligators  1 (Henry 0 out)". Originally Nikki Lane was in the video too but a secret group consisted of some Lanaboards users planned to hit her with a John Deer tractor so her appearance on that music video had to be canceled because of that. Furthermore the song is an witchy invitation to an southern gothic meets surf rock psychedelic noir world. The song is like a patchwork family of Raise Me Up x I Talk To Jesus x Music To Watch Boys To x Fine China x Breaking Up Slowly x Pussy x Beautiful unleaked surf rock demo

It samples Zodiac and a 2020 voice note of Lana in which you hear  Chuck calling for Veganismn while Lanas cats attacking her chickens while Patty tries to attack all of them with a lawn mower

The song will get released in snippets over a span of 4 months leading up to the Lasso release  data _not_found

Now that I'm part of the conspiracy theories, I really feel like I'm part of the LB family    Lana, feed us! we are going crazy...

[Embach 45,128]

9 minutes ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

Okay but on a more serious and on topic note I really would like to hear one of the songs she did with Clayton about imaginary animals. I think a song like that could be a very cute and sweet moment on the album and I can see it having a more of a dreamier sound to it as well

It would also be a song with a topic that she has never really done before

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I guess a song like that could also possibly be cringe, depends on the lyrics etc but lemme stay optimistic

 

When it's called "I'm not not a furry"

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,450]

2 minutes ago, Embach said:

When it's called "I'm not not a furry"

Lmao I screamed

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[NikoGo 61,499]

Friendly reminder that trolling is against the rules and pretending to be an insider to rile people up will result in a warning. 

[SalvaWHORE 34,172]

i love that surf / psychedelic / rock / ultraviolence / strings / cinematic are frequently used key words in our manifestation for every new Lana era.

[GeminiLanaFan 49,402]

52 minutes ago, Three White Butterflies said:

The energy of this thread is signaling that we’re very close to something happening 

It’s called commitment in institution 

[Black to Blue 5,708]

2 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

It’s called commitment in institution 

Behind the Iron Gates - Insights from an Institution double release with Lasso confirmed! 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 9,496]

I really gave myself over to the delulu fully. Told 2 friends IRL there was a single coming next week. And a secret project  I want to believe so badly that something is coming, cmon Lanita

[shape of my body 1,429]

2 minutes ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

I really gave myself over to the delulu fully. Told 2 friends IRL there was a single coming next week. And a secret project  I want to believe so badly that something is coming, cmon Lanita

maybe i should do this professionally 

[SalvaWHORE 34,172]

1 minute ago, tough said:

maybe i should do this professionally 

 

are you the insider?

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,840]

Lanaboards Members freaking out over the delay of the release of the Lasso album

Meanwhile Lana at the Beach, twerking with the Seagulls :

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_0Av2ysMJa/

https://www.tiktok.com/@wonsherb/video/7412522024993705232

High By The Beach Sequel : Twerking With The Seagulls By The Beach

[disguttodeath 367]

Gaga coming in Oct 18th-Oct25th. Expect Lana in the end of Set-First Week Of October

 

Heard she is trying to do a double realese but who knows...

 

The collab is a gag..

 

The music will not be revulucionary as tunnel but still good.

 

Very coutrysh

 

Ok bye lemm see the Eiffel Tower