BoardingSchool 2,918 Posted September 30 Oh, wow, a Lana album about motherhood would be epic... Cherry Blossom makes me fucking cry every time; imagine a whole album with that energy? When you're scared, I'll be right here You feel afraid, mommy is there And if she ever did get divorced (not saying I wish for that, just IF), the lyrical shade would be lethal. You're as pretty as a postcard No thanks to your old man 2 Quote ‘Fucking God bless us all and let’s hope we make it through this.’ ~LDR, Flaunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,702 Posted September 30 1 hour ago, 111 said: looking like a swamp queen with her $400 thrift shop wedding dress miss people's princess will divorce the alligator swamp shrek in 9 months and move out with Clementine to write another magnum opus motherhood alboom, her ray of light is coming Okay but what about Ethel 0 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaesana 3,605 Posted September 30 I genuinely hope there’s no divorce. Truly. That seems like hell 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palemoonbaby 15,103 Posted September 30 24 minutes ago, BoardingSchool said: the lyrical shade would be lethal something loke My father genes are too strong To allow for scarification my baby Sitting in the circles with brother and sister They call it as a higher power They call it a miracle You better take away your gun motherfucker 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,702 Posted September 30 Just now, jaesana said: I genuinely hope there’s no divorce. Truly. That seems like hell As I've said before, I don't wish them any ill will but I can't see this working out, all things considered The entire relationship seems messy and rushed There wouldn't be many marriages out there that work out after only four months of dating and that's without throwing fame and the ex-wife's crystals into the mix She doesn't have a great track record with men; it's really surprising to me that she wouldn't take her time with the man she thinks she wants to MARRY And I hope there's nothing sinister on his end because the financial imbalance is huge Idk. We'll see ... 9 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
111 36,678 Posted September 30 11 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said: Okay but what about Ethel 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mer 61,735 Posted September 30 13 minutes ago, jaesana said: I genuinely hope there’s no divorce. Truly. That seems like hell the album we’d get tho. We’ve yet to get a true Lana breakup album (no one quote me, I’m mostly kidding and wish them well). 3 Quote ⊹ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) ⊹ 𓊔 I took the miracle move on drug 𓊔 ⚕️ The effects were temporary ⚕️ ⊹ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) ⊹ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 87,782 Posted September 30 I feel like when I think of the name Mrs. Dufrene, I’d feel bad if I didn’t ask for like some cheese from her. It just sounds like that. Like all casual if u were in the same area, Mrs. Dufrene, did you have cheese? I wanted to make some cake 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrabanisters 45,003 Posted September 30 10 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said: As I've said before, I don't wish them any ill will but I can't see this working out, all things considered The entire relationship seems messy and rushed There wouldn't be many marriages out there that work out after only four months of dating and that's without throwing fame and the ex-wife's crystals into the mix She doesn't have a great track record with men; it's really surprising to me that she wouldn't take her time with the man she thinks she wants to MARRY And I hope there's nothing sinister on his end because the financial imbalance is huge Idk. We'll see ... without speaking too much out of turn and without commenting too much on a personal life i know nothing about, i see a sort of sense of urgency with lana. she may feel that she wants to settle down, marry, have children, etc, as quickly as possible to beat societys (slightly misogynistic) 'biological clock', and thinks that jeremy is the answer to that. whilst we don’t know the ins and outs of how long they have been seeing eachother, it really does seem like an ill thought out marriage in my eyes. then again, i am happy lana is happy, and wish them the best. the suitability of the man, however, is another issue, and i share the sentiments of many other users on here 14 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cherrytropico 11,076 Posted September 30 2 hours ago, Kommando said: So who do we think is the top lana is the alligator trainer dominatrix, he role plays as an alligator 3 Quote we’re gonna party like it’s 1949 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ :¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . ꔫ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 202,175 Posted September 30 all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding 27 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honey dew 11,776 Posted October 1 2 minutes ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was overjoyed and filled with emotion when he found out his favorite musician finally got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding How fun! (I’m) I’m (on) the red and (mod) white (queue) alligator! (free me) 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coneyislandbaby1949 387 Posted October 1 12 minutes ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding red and white is ME ME ME ME ME 3 Quote the voice of nirvana says come as you are~ and i will night time is almost ours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mer 61,735 Posted October 1 39 minutes ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding I feel myself turning into the blue and green alligator I fear 10 Quote ⊹ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) ⊹ 𓊔 I took the miracle move on drug 𓊔 ⚕️ The effects were temporary ⚕️ ⊹ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) ⊹ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cult Leader 5,239 Posted October 1 42 minutes ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding I fear I'm the red and white and also the orange and blue, I'm nosyyy I need to know 4 Quote 𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖆𝖑 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,702 Posted October 1 1 hour ago, ultrabanisters said: without speaking too much out of turn and without commenting too much on a personal life i know nothing about, i see a sort of sense of urgency with lana. she may feel that she wants to settle down, marry, have children, etc, as quickly as possible to beat societys (slightly misogynistic) 'biological clock', and thinks that jeremy is the answer to that. whilst we don’t know the ins and outs of how long they have been seeing eachother, it really does seem like an ill thought out marriage in my eyes. then again, i am happy lana is happy, and wish them the best. the suitability of the man, however, is another issue, and i share the sentiments of many other users on here Agreed - I am skeptical in a general sense but I don't have all of the facts relating to the timeline or their interactions, so there are limitations with regard to my (or anyone else's) opinion on the actual dynamics of the relationship 1 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,702 Posted October 1 1 hour ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding Okay but the orange and red alligator is the largest and would clearly win any kind of fight 2 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sparklrtrailrheaven 9,050 Posted October 1 1 hour ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding Pin this post and lock the thread again 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Movie 51,663 Posted October 1 1 hour ago, Dark Angel said: all of my beaded alligators have congregated and are ready to share their thoughts the orange and red alligator is very disappointed that she has decided to marry him, stating that he finds his support for donald trump and his facebook posts and tiktok likes to be abhorrent, he is very afraid that she will also start to support trump, and will perform one of her songs at his inauguration should he win the election... god bless america - and all of the beautiful alligators in it the red and white alligator believes that everyone is being very overdramatic, oversensitive, and overly-involved, stating that everyone needs to shut the fuck up and just enjoy the music, he was completely overjoyed when he found out that his favorite musician finally found love and got married, and has been playing cinnamon girl, video games, bel air, yayo, yosemite, and sweet on repeat ever since it was revealed that they got married the orange and blue alligator wants to know ALL the tea, he wants the HQ wedding photos, he wants to know who attended, the recipe for the wedding cake, and if any of the dailymail rumors have any truth to them, going out of his way to let me know that he completely understands and sympathizes with her not wanting to keep the old crystals and their energy around the blue and green alligator is only interested in all about ethel and refuses to comment on the wedding I think that when mess occurs on Lanaboards, we should only consult the Dark Angel Alligator Council and do nothing else 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 202,175 Posted October 1 Just now, Super Movie said: I think that when mess occurs on Lanaboards, we should only consult the Dark Angel Alligator Council and do nothing else i will remember this 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
