Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer.

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because you are afraid of social interaction. Why was he banned? He was one of my favorite members! 

 

Why is my face so oily?

[Terrence Loves Me 73,091]

because you're an oil bottle

 

why does the universe hate me

[Serene Queen 4,787]

Because you are actually an unwelcome invader in our universe; you were birthed in the universe of Zorb

 

Why am I still single

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because you are your own soulmate

 

Why can't I just be rich?

[Sugar Venom 9,659]

because your wealth will be seized and redistributed

 

why don’t we exist in the avatar (atla) universe

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 42,463]

Because in this avatar universe exists no Lana del Rey persona, so there is no one we have to stan and complain about (at the same time)

 

Why am I still awake?

[CrazySister 2,239]

Because Beyoncé can drop a new album anytime.

 

Why do I blink so much?

[OverYourHead 6,279]

Because in a past life you had no eyelids

 

Why am I blonde?

[Embach 49,890]

Because you listen too much Lizzy Grant.

 

Why am I not Lana Del Rey?

[Quincy 4,581]

Because you wouldn’t get as much time to post on here.

 

Why am I such an overthinker?

[HeadlessAlligators 280]

Idk, don't overthink it.

 

How can we see the moon if it's so far away?

[Nightcall 3,074]

The moon is Earth’s crazy ex who stalks us at night 

 

Why does the person in the mirror always copy me

[KingsMotelPart2 634]

'Cause he is bored, he is trapped in the mirror. 

 

If I jump high enough, can I fly away and reach the sky?

[Ethel Cain 9,217]

If you try hard enough I guess.

 

Why is water blue?

 

[Mer 64,330]

It’s clear. It’s just the earth that’s blue. 
 

Why is space dark if the sun is right there?

[Nightcall 3,074]

On 12/2/2023 at 11:59 PM, Mer said:

It’s clear. It’s just the earth that’s blue. 
 

Why is space dark if the sun is right there?

The light bill wasn’t paid 

 

why is it called the Super Bowl?

[Waimea Bay 11,090]

1 minute ago, Nightcall said:

The light bill wasn’t paid 

 

why is it called the Super Bowl?

Cuz when Christopher Columbus landed in America he thought the football stadiums were bowls for an extinct race of giants

Whos Mac and why did he get a cheese named after him?

[DeadSeaOfMercury 24,365]

10 minutes ago, Waimea Bay said:

Whos Mac and why did he get a cheese named after him?

Because he fucked James Kraft so right…

Why do they pronounce lever lever?