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Here's mine. Gonna have to post an update once I make up my mind on which song will have to snatch 4th, 8th, etc place :air2:

Also Venice Bitch sweetie I'm so sorry :krylie:

 

Rank Character
1 Brooklyn Baby
2 Off to the Races
3 Terrence Loves You
4 Cruel World
4 Ultraviolence
6 Honeymoon
7 Pretty When You Cry
8 West Coast
8 Sad Girl
10 Body Electric
11 God Knows I Tried
12 The Greatest
13 The Blackest Day
14 Venice Bitch
15 Fuck It I Love You
16 Heroin
16 Norman Fucking Rockwell
16 Mariners Apartment Complex
19 13 Beaches
20 Diet Mountain Dew
20 National Anthem
20 Million Dollar Man
23 Shades of Cool
24 Black Beauty
25 Money Power Glory
26 The Next Best American Record
27 Cola
28 Music To Watch Boys To
29 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
30 Religion
31 California
32 Florida Kilos
33 Art Deco
34 Salvatore
35 Happiness is a Butterfly
36 High By The Beach
37 Old Money
38 Bartender
39 Freak
40 Flipside
41 Swan Song
42 Summer Bummer
43 How to Disappear
44 Radio
45 Yayo (Paradise)
46 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
47 Doin' Time
48 Video Games
49 Cinnamon Girl
50 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
51 Born to Die
52 Ride
53 Without You
54 Lolita
55 Change
56 Blue Jeans
57 Bel Air
58 Gods & Monsters
59 Young & Beautiful
60 Cherry
61 Let Me Love You Like a Woman
62 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
63 Dark Paradise
64 Looking for America
65 In My Feelings
66 American
67 The Other Woman
68 Guns and Roses
69 Is This Happiness
70 Season of the Witch
71 Burning Desire
72 Blue Velvet
73 Summertime Sadness
74 This Is What Makes Us Girls
75 Once Upon a Dream
76 24
77 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
78 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
79 Big Eyes
80 Some Things Last a Long Time
81 Lucky Ones
82 Carmen
83 I Can Fly
84 Tomorrow Never Came
84 Wait For Life
86 Love
87 White Mustang
88 You Must Love Me
89 Lust For Life
89 Get Free
89 Love Song
92 Groupie Love
93 Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
94 God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women

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i swear i start disassociating in the middle whenever i do these :toofunny::toofunny:

 

1 Venice Bitch
2 The Greatest
3 Mariners Apartment Complex
4 Brooklyn Baby
5 Video Games
6 Pretty When You Cry
7 Sad Girl
8 Cruel World
9 Shades of Cool
10 Ultraviolence
11 California
12 West Coast
13 Flipside
14 Heroin
15 Happiness is a Butterfly

 

with the last song being In My Feelings :bebe:


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That was surprisingly difficult! Still fun though :)

 

Rank Character
1 West Coast
2 Happiness is a Butterfly
3 Fuck It I Love You
4 Venice Bitch
5 Lust For Life
6 High By The Beach
7 Love
8 Video Games
9 Norman Fucking Rockwell
10 Young & Beautiful
11 The Greatest
12 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
13 Ultraviolence
14 How to Disappear
15 Love Song
16 Ride
17 Sad Girl
18 Money Power Glory
19 Mariners Apartment Complex
20 Let Me Love You Like a Woman
21 Looking for America
22 Cruel World
23 The Other Woman
24 Cola
25 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
26 Cinnamon Girl
27 Music To Watch Boys To
28 Radio
29 Without You
30 Old Money
31 Blue Velvet
32 Swan Song
33 Summer Bummer
34 Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
35 Black Beauty
36 You Must Love Me
37 California
38 Doin' Time
39 Lucky Ones
40 Get Free
41 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
42 This Is What Makes Us Girls
43 Million Dollar Man
44 I Can Fly
45 National Anthem
46 Yayo (Paradise)
47 God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women in It
48 Season of the Witch
49 Cherry
50 Change
51 Is This Happiness
52 Summertime Sadness
53 Big Eyes
54 Once Upon a Dream
55 Gods & Monsters
56 Bartender
57 Burning Desire
58 Flipside
59 Shades of Cool
60 Honeymoon
61 Brooklyn Baby
62 Religion
63 Diet Mountain Dew
64 Off to the Races
65 White Mustang
66 Art Deco
67 24
68 Tomorrow Never Came
69 Heroin
70 Pretty When You Cry
71 Born to Die
72 The Next Best American Record
73 God Knows I Tried
74 Freak
75 Groupie Love
76 Terrence Loves You
77 Wait For Life
78 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
79 American
80 Bel Air
81 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
82 Lolita
83 The Blackest Day
84 Blue Jeans
85 13 Beaches
86 Body Electric
87 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
88 Some Things Last a Long Time
89 Guns and Roses
90 In My Feelings
91 Salvatore
92 Dark Paradise
93 Florida Kilos
94 Carmen

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Hi @Elle, do you think you could update the released version song sorter to include Chemtrails over the Country Club? I would like to see where it would hold up for my ranking. :) 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Top 15 released

1. Hope is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have (But I Have It)

2. Off to the Races

3. Ultraviolence

4. Yayo

5. Fuck it I Love You

6. The Blackest Day

7. Heroin

8. Cruel World

9. California

10. Happiness is a Butterfly

11. Change

12. Honeymoon

13. Blue Jeans

14. Carmen

15. Salvatore

 

Bottom 5 Released

1. Guns and Roses

2. Burning Desire

3. Swan Song

4. Groupie Love

5. Big Eyes

 

 


♬  ♥  .。.    .。.   ♥  ♬

There are violets in your eyes
There are guns that blaze around you
There are roses in between my thighs
And a fire that surrounds you

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Top 10

1. Venice Bitch

2. Shades of Cool

3. The Blackest Day

4. Terrence Loves You

5. Music to Watch Boys to

6. Brooklyn Baby

7. West Coast

8. God Bless America AATBWII

9. Love

10. The Other Woman

 

Bottom 10

85. Fucked My Way Up to the Top

86. Bel Air

87. Gods & Monsters

88. Body Electric

89. Burning Desire

90. Season of the Witch

91. When the World Was at War WKD

92. The Next Best American Record (the album version ruined this song)

93. Roachella - Woodstock In My Mind

94. Dark Paradise

 

Honestly I don't dislike any of them except the bottom 3

 

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Anyone want to update this or make a new one with Chemtrails included? :oprah3:


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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11 hours ago, Contemplating God said:

Anyone want to update this or make a new one with Chemtrails included? :oprah3:

 

I've updated the released version to include the Chemtrails songs, Summertime, and You'll Never Walk Alone! I'll have to post my updated ranking in a bit x

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I'm so basic it hurts:

1. Ride

2. Summertime Sadness

3. Video Games

4. West Coast

5. Brooklyn Baby

6. Cruel World

7. Shades of cool

8. Born to Die

9. Venice Bitch

10. Cinnamon girl

11. Old money

12. Flipside

13. Florida Kilos

14. High by the beach

15. Yayo

16. Get free

17. Wait for life

18. Tulsa Jesus Freak

19. White Dress

20. Love


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this is how taste looks like yup

BTD: 0 :rip: 

PD: 2

UV: 1

HM: 2

LFL: 3

NFR: 5

COCC: 1

Unrelated: 1

Rank Character
1 Get Free
2 Ultraviolence
3 Yosemite
4 Change
5 Tomorrow Never Came
6 Happiness is a Butterfly
7 Salvatore
8 American
9 Honeymoon
10 How to Disappear
11 Ride
12 I Can Fly
13 Mariners Apartment Complex
14 The Greatest
15 Venice Bitch

 

and the rest in spoilers for future reference

Spoiler
16 Terrence Loves You
17 13 Beaches
18 Off to the Races
19 The Blackest Day
20 West Coast
21 Cinnamon Girl
22 Old Money
23 Guns and Roses
24 Flipside
25 Brooklyn Baby
26 Pretty When You Cry
27 Is This Happiness
28 Radio
29 Black Beauty
30 Cola
31 Body Electric
32 The Other Woman
33 Florida Kilos
34 Summertime Sadness
35 Million Dollar Man
36 Without You
37 Big Eyes
38 Lust For Life
39 Wait for Life
40 Wild at Heart
41 White Dress
42 Tulsa Jesus Freak
43 Dance Till We Die
44 The Next Best American Record
45 Groupie Love
46 God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women in It
47 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
48 24
49 Norman Fucking Rockwell
50 Dark But Just a Game
51 Not All Who Wander Are Lost
52 Carmen
53 High By The Beach
54 Born to Die
55 Music To Watch Boys To
56 Cherry
57 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
58 Gods & Monsters
59 Freak
60 Art Deco
61 National Anthem
62 Shades of Cool
63 Bel Air
64 Yayo (Paradise)
65 Cruel World
66 Video Games
67 Dark Paradise
68 Blue Velvet
69 Religion
70 Sad Girl
71 Swan Song
72 Lucky Ones
73 For Free
74 Doin' Time
75 Heroin
76 Bartender
77 California
78 Lolita
79 This Is What Makes Us Girls
80 Burning Desire
81 Fuck It I Love You
82 Let Me Love You Like a Woman
83 Summer Bummer
84 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
85 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
86 Love
87 Looking for America
88 Money Power Glory
89 Season of the Witch
90 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
91 Young & Beautiful
92 Blue Jeans
93 God Knows I Tried
94 Love Song
95 You Must Love Me
96 Diet Mountain Dew
97 Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
98 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
99 White Mustang
100 Once Upon a Dream
101 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
102 Summertime (The Gershwin Version)
103 Breaking Up Slowly
104 In My Feelings
105 You'll Never Walk Alone
106 Some Things Last a Long Time

 


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4 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

this is how taste looks like yup

BTD: 0 :rip: 

PD: 2

UV: 1

HM: 2

LFL: 3

NFR: 5

COCC: 1

Unrelated: 1

Rank Character
1 Get Free
2 Ultraviolence
3 Yosemite
4 Change
5 Tomorrow Never Came
6 Happiness is a Butterfly
7 Salvatore
8 American
9 Honeymoon
10 How to Disappear
11 Ride
12 I Can Fly
13 Mariners Apartment Complex
14 The Greatest
15 Venice Bitch

 

and the rest in spoilers for future reference

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16 Terrence Loves You
17 13 Beaches
18 Off to the Races
19 The Blackest Day
20 West Coast
21 Cinnamon Girl
22 Old Money
23 Guns and Roses
24 Flipside
25 Brooklyn Baby
26 Pretty When You Cry
27 Is This Happiness
28 Radio
29 Black Beauty
30 Cola
31 Body Electric
32 The Other Woman
33 Florida Kilos
34 Summertime Sadness
35 Million Dollar Man
36 Without You
37 Big Eyes
38 Lust For Life
39 Wait for Life
40 Wild at Heart
41 White Dress
42 Tulsa Jesus Freak
43 Dance Till We Die
44 The Next Best American Record
45 Groupie Love
46 God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women in It
47 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
48 24
49 Norman Fucking Rockwell
50 Dark But Just a Game
51 Not All Who Wander Are Lost
52 Carmen
53 High By The Beach
54 Born to Die
55 Music To Watch Boys To
56 Cherry
57 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
58 Gods & Monsters
59 Freak
60 Art Deco
61 National Anthem
62 Shades of Cool
63 Bel Air
64 Yayo (Paradise)
65 Cruel World
66 Video Games
67 Dark Paradise
68 Blue Velvet
69 Religion
70 Sad Girl
71 Swan Song
72 Lucky Ones
73 For Free
74 Doin' Time
75 Heroin
76 Bartender
77 California
78 Lolita
79 This Is What Makes Us Girls
80 Burning Desire
81 Fuck It I Love You
82 Let Me Love You Like a Woman
83 Summer Bummer
84 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
85 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
86 Love
87 Looking for America
88 Money Power Glory
89 Season of the Witch
90 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
91 Young & Beautiful
92 Blue Jeans
93 God Knows I Tried
94 Love Song
95 You Must Love Me
96 Diet Mountain Dew
97 Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
98 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
99 White Mustang
100 Once Upon a Dream
101 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
102 Summertime (The Gershwin Version)
103 Breaking Up Slowly
104 In My Feelings
105 You'll Never Walk Alone
106 Some Things Last a Long Time

 

Well, taste. Get Free top 1 as it should.

But you really had to blew it w/ that 23rd....:um3:


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7 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

im surprised it didnt rank higher tbh, its at least a top 20 song for me :sluttybunny:

Well.... at least you put STLALT where it should be. I don’t know what I hate the most about that song- the production or the vocals 


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1 minute ago, Yosemite said:

Well.... at least you put STLALT where it should be. I don’t know what I hate the most about that song- the production or the vocals 

ive never listened to that one :rip: hence why its at the bottom


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1 Is This Happiness
1 Flipside
1 Terrence Loves You
1 The Blackest Day
1 Swan Song
6 13 Beaches
6 Doin' Time
6 Tulsa Jesus Freak
6 Big Eyes
10 Sad Girl
11 California
12 God Knows I Tried
13 National Anthem
13 Gods & Monsters
15 Born to Die
16 Off to the Races
17 Pretty When You Cry
18 Old Money
19 Honeymoon
20 Venice Bitch

If I get a little prettier can I be your baby?

 

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I believe in Flipside/Is This Happiness?/Your Girl supremacy

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26 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

 

Rank Character
1 Get Free
2 Ultraviolence
3 Yosemite
4 Change
5 Tomorrow Never Came

 

 

Omg, finally someone else who has Tomorrow Never Came in their top 10 :oprah: I no longer feel like I walk that path alone now x


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11 minutes ago, Elle said:

 

Omg, finally someone else who has Tomorrow Never Came in their top 10 :oprah: I no longer feel like I walk that path alone now x

its criminally underrated! so beautiful yet noone seems to appreciate it


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