Melanie Martinez

[fathercain 708]

15 minutes ago, babetteateoatmeal said:

what i'm saying. where did all the debut money go 

 

and let's not forget the NFT incident 

the fucking nfts bye that bitch has literally been getting worse and worse everyday since k-12 came out

[sadness is a butterfly 5,796]

Wake me up when an EP drops.

 

Also I saw The 1975 last night and they had an opener named ‘Dora Jar’ (yes really) who sounded a lot like Melanie. She was super bizarre when she was talking to the crowd too. It was giving Portals earthlings type vibes. But the music wasn’t bad at all. 

[Pop The Balloons 2,647]

Ok I lied I'm over this lmao 

How she talks to fans is not ok, she's so controversial anymore I'm so sick of it. 

I love you Mel but the is getting ridiculous

[Grayson 147]

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She is already selling her house she bought last year

[The Siren 30,524]

i think its time to put away our stan cards

[Coloringbooks 14,023]

12 minutes ago, grayson stark said:

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She is already selling her house she bought last year

Omg-

[Coloringbooks 14,023]

34 minutes ago, sadness is a butterfly said:

Also I saw The 1975 last night and they had an opener named ‘Dora Jar’ (yes really) who sounded a lot like Melanie. 

I love this photo of her

[CoochieSwirlC 2,066]

Maybe she should put less effort into being all artsy fartsy and spend more time learning how to manage her finances and investing her money properly. It’s like you can tell she doesn’t know how to market herself anymore. She’s way to stubborn and over ambitious; yet, it’s gotten her nowhere sadly. 

[ButterflyBones 2,238]

46 minutes ago, grayson stark said:

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She is already selling her house she bought last year

Wow, genuinely embarrassing for her, lmao. I guess she needs more money for designer clothes and shitty PORTALS visuals.. 

[Pop The Balloons 2,647]

Not her selling her house, it's beautiful and fits her aesthetic but like girlie.....

 

Maybe it is time to put the stand cards away like the siren said 

[baked 1,404]

i hate when celebrities undermine their own wealth. idek especially in times like this in America where the wealth gap is rising horrendously it just feels like a cop out-“i have to pay my bills too!” well yes of course, but you have so much more wealth to your name than many other Americans today, a HUGE house (thats going for sale so maybe a downsize) and an established name. it’s not like we’re supporting a small business. she can make more money if she tries hard enough- but Portals will probably not make that happen. P.S who the hell wants that alien creature perfume bottle fr. 

[WildChild 773]

8 hours ago, sadness is a butterfly said:

Wake me up when an EP drops.

 

Also I saw The 1975 last night and they had an opener named ‘Dora Jar’ (yes really) who sounded a lot like Melanie. She was super bizarre when she was talking to the crowd too. It was giving Portals earthlings type vibes. But the music wasn’t bad at all. 

any new music dropping in the next 4 years is fantasy land befr 😭😭😭 there is NO EP.

[Veinsineon 77,217]

i thought her little grandma hoarder apartment/townhouse was so cute, and she seemed really happy there 

[Nightmare 9,850]

she turned out to be so different from who she appeared to be back in the day and it's so sad. she got too pretentious about her art, which is not necessarily a bad thing, but girllllllll, you're doing everything wrong! just make your albums, have a normal rollout like every other pop girl and move on. enough with the expensive films, horrendous perfume bottles, overpriced cheap jewerly, nfts... wtf girl. make GOOD music and goooo.

[notthatdreamy 288]

This bitch crazy

[shadesofblue 16,031]

im so sorry but i hate the weird pink alien thing she's been doing. it was fine at first but she needs to drop itttt 

also that house is so cute wtf why would she sell it

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,481]

19 hours ago, CoochieSwirlC said:

 

PLEASEEE not art with substance 😭

 

Just make a pop song girl

[MakingOut 2,337]

teddy bear by melanie has been on repeat for me. omg Cry Baby (Deluxe) has me on something like its hitting so hard rn

[WildChild 773]

56 minutes ago, MakingOut said:

teddy bear by melanie has been on repeat for me. omg Cry Baby (Deluxe) has me on something like its hitting so hard rn

Teddy Bear is one of the best alt pop songs like ever.

[ButterflyBones 2,238]

1 hour ago, Nightmare said:

but girllllllll, you're doing everything wrong! just make your albums, have a normal rollout like every other pop girl and move on. enough with the expensive films, horrendous perfume bottles, overpriced cheap jewerly, nfts... wtf girl.

Yep. She constantly goes beyond her means and pushes for the most from her label. That attitude often gets labeled as "determined" and "artistic", but it's really just unrealistic at this point.

 

It's not like Atlantic doesn't back her with millions of dollars for all of her projects, pay for all the videos she insists on making, and go along with her demanding behavior. So she's got plenty of funding- she just doesn't know how to use it. It's ruining her chances at the success she should've had.

 

I really hope in the future she learns to commit to quality over quantity instead of cutting up her ideas to cram into a budget just because she can't compromise. If $6.5M wasn't enough to make K-12 work, I don't even know what she expects out of Portals.