fl0ridakil0s 3,959 Posted January 17, 2020 beautiful people beautiful problems 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oceansoul 18 Posted January 17, 2020 I really don't know how I feel about Lana being kind of a stepmom for this girl (or at least on a way to become her stepmom)...Or wait, I do know actually - I don't like it. It just feels wrong. 0 Quote My fall will be for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,742 Posted January 17, 2020 She's gonna [wear something awful] And she's gonna take him If she has her vape with her on the red carpet I stg ... Strike one! I hope the photographers pack their wide angle lenses because it'll be a challenge to get his massive head in frame. 8 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArtDecoDelRey 15,284 Posted January 17, 2020 Strike one! I hope the photographers pack their wide angle lenses because it'll be a challenge to get his massive head in frame. i hope the photographers mistake him for a cater waiter and only take pics of lana 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,742 Posted January 17, 2020 From Sean's daughter: Is this real or jokes? Cos if it's real it seems to have been deleted ... 3 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,742 Posted January 17, 2020 i hope the photographers mistake him for a cater waiter and only take pics of lana This would be ideal and save me a lot of work editing him the fuck out of the pics. 4 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vincent 286 Posted January 17, 2020 Where’s my The Wicked Stepmother, based on Lana Del Rey fan-fiction? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barttender 1,118 Posted January 17, 2020 This would be ideal and save me a lot of work editing him the fuck out of the pics. Oh, please... Make an edit and put the robot (from the cartoon Woody Woodpecker) in his place. That's what I see when I look at him. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UltraHeroin 8,803 Posted January 17, 2020 Yo chile, I bet Lana will take some photos alone too 0 Quote ~~~My body is stuck in the ocean My mind is lost in the universe*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefiona 8,050 Posted January 17, 2020 From Sean's daughter: Well now we know. I really don't know how I feel about Lana being kind of a stepmom for this girl (or at least on a way to become her stepmom)... Or wait, I do know actually - I don't like it. It just feels wrong. NIGHTWISH! Is this real or jokes? Cos if it's real it seems to have been deleted ... You know Sean reads here religiously. He probably told his child to take it down. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barttender 1,118 Posted January 17, 2020 From Sean's daughter: Since her first post on the subject, when those Central Park photos came out, she seems to be "complaining" or bothered by the situation... I find that strange. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PARADIXO 32,943 Posted January 17, 2020 I really don't know how I feel about Lana being kind of a stepmom for this girl (or at least on a way to become her stepmom)... Or wait, I do know actually - I don't like it. It just feels wrong. She's referring to her actual mom. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,742 Posted January 17, 2020 Since her first post on the subject, when those Central Park photos came out, she seems to be "complaining" or bothered by the situation... I find that strange. She complains about lotsa stuff from what I've seen, though. Like joking complaints. Lanz wants to hope they actually like her, and that this works out, because if they split, he might not spill the tea out of respect for her but I can imagine his kids not giving a single fuck and spilling the entire teapot. 2 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smith 32 Posted January 17, 2020 From Sean's daughter: is lana drinking again? 0 Quote "summertime, and the livin's easy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,742 Posted January 17, 2020 is lana drinking again? No definitive proof but maybe: she went to a beer festival and someone on Twitter said they served her a beer, she was at some other craft beer factory (?) about a month later, and on his story recently there were two beers on his coffee table (one was his), it was when she was in Oklahoma with him, and I'm pretty sure you could hear her laughing in the background. 6 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smith 32 Posted January 17, 2020 No definitive proof but maybe: she went to a beer festival and someone on Twitter said they served her a beer, she was at some other craft beer factory (?) about a month later, and on his story recently there were two beers on his coffee table (one was his), it was when she was in Oklahoma with him, and I'm pretty sure you could hear her laughing in the background. i'm praying for her 0 Quote "summertime, and the livin's easy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oceansoul 18 Posted January 17, 2020 She's referring to her actual mom. Yeah I got that, what I meant was her father aka the cop shopping outfit for Grammys presumably means he's going to be Lana's avec, which means they are becoming more official and therefore Lana is sort of on a way to become a stepmom. 1 Quote My fall will be for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PARADIXO 32,943 Posted January 17, 2020 Yeah I got that, what I meant was her father aka the cop shopping outfit for Grammys presumably means he's going to be Lana's avec, which means they are becoming more official and therefore Lana is sort of on a way to become a stepmom. Hot 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macintosh Manhattan 6,511 Posted January 18, 2020 Why do I have a feeling that he’s just dating Lana for clout? 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
13bitches 6,176 Posted January 18, 2020 Why do I have a feeling that he’s just dating Lana for clout? You did it aaaaaaallll for cloooouuuut 7 Quote If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
