LDR5 - Pre-Release Thread

[Lanas honey pot 1,370]

did i see the name halsey ? she is really a fountain of hopelessness

[evalionisameme 13,899]

Can we ban people(half srs) comparing Halshit and Meghan needs a trainer to Lana after all this is LANAboards

[surfnoirswing 2,483]

Elton John talked about LOVE during his radio show. Could someone please be able to listen to the interview and post what he says about the song and Lana ?

 

https://twitter.com/eltonofficial/status/841623260873789441

[evalionisameme 13,899]

Also lets not pretend Lana is some impoverished artist here her albums always get to the top of the charts

[leaked_version 10,499]

Can we ban people(half srs) comparing Halshit and Meghan needs a trainer to Lana after all this is LANAboards

it's okay, sweetheart. i'd rather suggest ppl with april lavigne avis to get banned in 2017 for being a relict of the past, but it's all guud. lana may join her in that department. not this lady though

 

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

it's okay, sweetheart. i'd rather suggest ppl with april lavigne avis to get banned in 2017 for being a relict of the past, but all is good. lana may join her in that department

Seriously why do you even bother posting on here? I don't think I've ever read a positive comment about Lana from you - ever. You're fixated on charts/sales/promo, just put it to rest. Lana ISNT going to promo as much as she used to, so just accept that.

 

Stick to Meghan Trainer if Lana doesn't do it for you no more.

[leaked_version 10,499]

Seriously why do you even bother posting on here? I don't think I've ever read a positive comment about Lana from you - ever. You're fixated on charts/sales/promo, just put it to rest. Lana ISNT going to promo as much as she used to, so just accept that.

 

Stick to Meghan Trainer if Lana doesn't do it for you no more.

I will always have the song she did with The Chainsmokers

 

[cherrybaby 1,399]

i wonder how would this thread be if love hadn't been released tbh

[Tristesse 1,765]

i wonder how would this thread be if love hadn't been released tbh

 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8453-ldr5-pre-pre-release-thread-take-2/ 

[evalionisameme 13,899]

 

I will always have the song she did with The Chainsmokers

 

I'm cackling

[Solar Fields 4,163]

I want either hip hop Lana or rock Lana but it doesn't seem like we're getting either so far

[annedauphine 36,030]

My thoughts have been wilding lately due to the blatant lack of news and currently, coupled to the fact that I'm rereading the entire Harry Potter series, I'm firmly holding into the theory that the only way Lana can have pristine teeth while drinking that much coffee and smoking that much cigs is that she is no less than a witch. Debate

[Stargirl 13,351]

My thoughts have been wilding lately due to the blatant lack of news and currently, coupled to the fact that I'm rereading the entire Harry Potter series, I'm firmly holding into the theory that the only way Lana can have pristine teeth while drinking that much coffee and smoking that much cigs is that she is no less than a witch. Debate

She's an android/robot from the future with indestructible teeth. 

 

or maybe the hoe got dentures 

[annedauphine 36,030]

She's an android/robot from the future with indestructible teeth. 

 

or maybe the hoe got dentures 

Let's cut to a compromise and take a look at the clue your username might be. She's an alien. Problem solved now release LDR5

 

Edit: also she might be an angel. At any rate, she's out of this world

[expandableclitoris 9,093]

Alia Penner also worked for Father Jonh Misty

Since Lana is in her hippie grunge mood nowadays, its likely

If she's really working with her, I would love a collage like Love single cover but a bit diff

something like this:

 

 

 

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,838]

I would like the album cover to have a celestial theme kinda something like this:

 

"The Celestial Temptress" by yours truly

 

[Ultra Violet 19,026]

My thoughts have been wilding lately due to the blatant lack of news and currently, coupled to the fact that I'm rereading the entire Harry Potter series, I'm firmly holding into the theory that the only way Lana can have pristine teeth while drinking that much coffee and smoking that much cigs is that she is no less than a witch. Debate

Id like to think that :') bot logically its probably just cause now she can afford all those magic teeth whitening products that are too expensive for the average broke citizen such as myself

[Coney Island King 26,122]

 

Alia Penner... Album artwork incoming.. Snapback flew

 

 

 

 

 

Looks like a school project for art class by a 6 year old.

[Icecream Icequeen 4,831]

Id like to think that :') bot logically its probably just cause now she can afford all those magic teeth whitening products that are too expensive for the average broke citizen such as myself

Rather than her teeth, she should use her magic and hex to put a curse on Halsey and the gays that leaked her shit

[annedauphine 36,030]

OH FUCK I REMEMBER LOOKING FOR THIS GIRL WHEN I LEARNED SHE DID FATHER JOHN MISTY'S STUFF (IIRC) I'M SO EXCITED NOW!!!!! If we get a FMJ level of vinyl / boxset for LDR5 I'm setting myself on fire on a St Tropez soundtrack