LDR5 - Pre-Release Thread

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,818]

BURNT NORTON PREDICTIONS

 

Prediction #1 : Lana will shapeshift into her true reptilian form just like how Justin Bieber did in Australia

 

Prediction #2 : Lana will announce that she's retiring from the industry and will only return if Donald Trump is fiyaaaahd

 

Prediction #3 : Lana will perform satanic rituals on stage to fire Trump and will invite fans to join in the rituals. It's a "Bring your own Broomstick Party" AKA "Look at you kids with your Vintage BroomStix"

 

Prediction #4 : Lana will announce that she's gonna release mixtapes of her unreleased songs every month this year. Each mixtape will have 30 songs.

 

Prediction #5 : Lana is collabing with Granny Swift on her upcoming alboom

[theviolence 5,837]

Honestly I'm so overhyped, if this is another corona capital situation I'm gonna cry

I am still trying to recover from the disappointment I set myself up for after capital corona

[KillKillQueen 1,298]

too bad that dress looked like it was bought from walmart clearance sales.

 

other than that. it SLAYED. (even with the same old setlist since paradise tour)

I love this cover, because while it IS a Peggy Lee cover, the arrangement and key are actually referencing the Jessica Rabbit version everyone likes better lol

[Belladonna 2,406]

I am still trying to recover from the disappointment I set myself up for after capital corona

I must have missed that. What happened?

[pawn shop blues 2,346]

I must have missed that. What happened?

 

absolutely nothing besides a Lana show with the typical setlist. It was her last scheduled show of the year, so there was speculation she was going to announce album details, new single, etc. 

[cherrybaby 1,398]

it's 1am for me, i have school at 9am tomorrow, so this better be worth it, jk anything for lana

[issgouding 1,428]

i have exam tomorow i swear lana sis  if we don't get any info 

[LDR5 2,738]

30 minutes

[Sylvia Plath 470]

Apparently people are mad because Apple suddenly changed it to a 21+ show instead of 18+ and they're turning away people with artist wristbands even though the page said they accepted them? Not sure if that's true but it's what people are saying to her on Twitter.

[TROPICUM 6,407]

but srsly guys, she's making this shit very exclusive... could it be new info? maybe album name? another single?

 

...

 

 

Are they gonna confiscate all cellpones and cameras?    

[reputation 6,319]

That must suck for all the people under 21

[charrlieechrist 30]

They better livestream this or I am suing

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,413]

I feel like this may become the messiest concert in Lana's career to date.

[HoneymoonSwan 3,106]

Someone better take one for the team and shove their phone in their vagina. Sorry, but I'm not trying to miss out on any new info. 

[issgouding 1,428]

i have feeling she is going to fuck it up vocaly and quit music after 

[TROPICUM 6,407]

i have feeling she is going to fuck it up vocaly and quit music after 

SNL v2 tbh

[leaked_version 10,499]

why do ppl say this gonna be her worst concert? like, there is no indication for it

[WhiteHydrangea 4,215]

i have feeling she is going to fuck it up vocaly and quit music after 

 

 

SNL v2 tbh

 

Well, it's not going to be livestreamed so nothing to worry about

[expandableclitoris 9,091]

FINALLY FREE FROM THE HANDS OF MOD QUEUE 

now i'm chained to the rhythm 

[Starsx 1,849]

Someone better take one for the team and shove their phone in their vagina. Sorry, but I'm not trying to miss out on any new info. 

 

I actually laughed so hard at this