Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Coney Island King 25,022]

So now that the album is cancelled and shes retired from the music industry, whats everyones fav album?

[13bitches 6,175]

So now that the album is cancelled and shes retired from the music industry, whats everyones fav album?

Hornymoan

[13bitches 6,175]

#H*ng*rStr*k*ForNFR

[LanaRayDelMar 2,695]

Anyways, has anyone realized that Doin' Time flows almost perfectly to the video of Blue Jeans

 

"I'd like to hold her head underwater" teas

[violets 11,893]

theres something in the wind... i feel it

[The Greatest 8,803]

watching homecoming i can't help but just think about how lazy lana is in comparison

[ivy 1,693]

Yall should stop reaching when it's unnecessary we don't know if it's Interscope's doing or her just waiting for summer while hanging out with get girls in the meantime.

 

Us making headcanons regarding her artistic sacrifices and making her a Jesus like figure is really not healthy. 

 

You know what? You're absolutely right. 

 

Unless she'll to tell us what's been going on (and we all know she won't), we can only assume, which is unhealthy indeed. 

 

And I'm back to normal again today, but it was fun being a clown for once. 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

So now that the album is cancelled and shes retired from the music industry, whats everyones fav album?

Sexy Charme Dance

[Make me your Dream Life 83,150]

Maybe she is going to do some sort of underwater video again. She randomly followed a professional mermaid on IG the other day, too. 

Would honestly LOVE if we got a Lana mermaid gif, like imagine the cgi I'm already laughing ahhhhhhhhhh 

[ivy 1,693]

Maybe she is going to do some sort of underwater video again. She randomly followed a professional mermaid on IG the other day, too. 

 

Mermaid Motel, Pt. 2 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

You know what? You're absolutely right. 

 

Unless she'll to tell us what's been going on (and we all know she won't), we can only assume, which is unhealthy indeed. 

 

And I'm back to normal again today, but it was fun being a clown for once. 

 

It's unhealthy if you emotionally invest in it ... personally I'm just fucking about 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

Would honestly LOVE if we got a Lana mermaid gif, like imagine the cgi I'm already laughing ahhhhhhhhhh

 

Mermaid Motel, Pt. 2 

 

I mean NFR supposedly has surf vibes so mermaids could fit into the equation. Her hair with those highlights is perfect for it, too.

 

BE A MERMAID, SIS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.

 

ETA: 'K, Jack. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx3prgspv5b/

[mrborntolose 9,663]

something has to be coming

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Wtf is she doing w that bedazzled fingernail smh

[KingJay 2,981]

Wtf is she doing w that bedazzled fingernail smh

Oh no, we’re about to get 3 pages filled with paragraphs questioning her bedazzled fingernail and how it’s the reason why she sucks now and the album isn’t out yet.

[movebaby 5,379]

Oh no, we’re about to get 3 pages filled with paragraphs questioning her bedazzled fingernail and how it’s the reason why she sucks now and the album isn’t out yet.

well everyone knows bedazzled fingernails by virtue of their presence automatically make one both lazy and a terrible person, not to mention the international law preventing those with bedazzled fingernails from releasing music 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,749]

well everyone knows bedazzled fingernails by virtue of their presence automatically make one both lazy and a terrible person, not to mention the international law preventing those with bedazzled fingernails from releasing music 

 

Thanks for covering the fingernails; I had nuthin'.

 

That pic in general though, surely denotes that, rather than asking "who killed Laura Palmer?", we should be asking, "who killed Norman Fucking Rockwell?"

 

Also, never in my life have I seen a fire log in a fucking wrapper. What kind of fuckery is that? I thought it was a gigantic chocolate bar at first glance.

[bluefiona 8,050]

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

something has to be coming

disappointment, as usual