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Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:02 AM

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Posted 25 May 2019 - 02:43 AM

Would honestly LOVE if we got a Lana mermaid gif, like imagine the cgi I'm already laughing ahhhhhhhhhh

 

Mermaid Motel, Pt. 2  :oprah:

 

I mean NFR supposedly has surf vibes so mermaids could fit into the equation. Her hair with those highlights is perfect for it, too.

 

BE A MERMAID, SIS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.

 

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Posted 25 May 2019 - 03:39 AM

something has to be coming
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Posted 25 May 2019 - 05:01 AM

Wtf is she doing w that bedazzled fingernail smh
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Posted 25 May 2019 - 05:21 AM

Wtf is she doing w that bedazzled fingernail smh


Oh no, we’re about to get 3 pages filled with paragraphs questioning her bedazzled fingernail and how it’s the reason why she sucks now and the album isn’t out yet.
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Posted 25 May 2019 - 05:34 AM

Oh no, we’re about to get 3 pages filled with paragraphs questioning her bedazzled fingernail and how it’s the reason why she sucks now and the album isn’t out yet.

well everyone knows bedazzled fingernails by virtue of their presence automatically make one both lazy and a terrible person, not to mention the international law preventing those with bedazzled fingernails from releasing music 


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 07:19 AM

well everyone knows bedazzled fingernails by virtue of their presence automatically make one both lazy and a terrible person, not to mention the international law preventing those with bedazzled fingernails from releasing music 

 

Thanks for covering the fingernails; I had nuthin'.

 

That pic in general though, surely denotes that, rather than asking "who killed Laura Palmer?", we should be asking, "who killed Norman Fucking Rockwell?" :rip:

 

Also, never in my life have I seen a fire log in a fucking wrapper. What kind of fuckery is that? I thought it was a gigantic chocolate bar at first glance.


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 08:35 AM

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Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:11 AM

something has to be coming

disappointment, as usual


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:31 AM

disappointment, as usual

 

I had that for dinner with a nice, big glass of tears of frustration. :candy:


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:31 AM

I mean NFR supposedly has surf vibes so mermaids could fit into the equation. Her hair with those highlights is perfect for it, too.

BE A MERMAID, SIS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:47 AM

I want "stronger" and "in your car" a lot more than cinnamon now
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Posted 25 May 2019 - 09:57 AM

in your car has always been the one for me - I'm so excited for it when it doesn't come out


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 10:11 AM

venice bitch is still that bitch


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 10:17 AM

Maybe she is going to do some sort of underwater video again. She randomly followed a professional mermaid on IG the other day, too. 

 

"I had a vision"

 

Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR" :raven:


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 10:19 AM

Did the log lady ever drop the log, is the log the record? Will she drop the log? What's she communicating thru the log? Will it b a log cake, or will it b hurled into the flames? Was Plank a part of the log? Will the log be sacrificed for her poetry book? Or does the log contain the receipt log of the tracklist for the record? 
 


"I had a vision"
 
Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR" :raven:


What's she doing, at least makes me wanna do is watch the series just to figure tf out of why she's referencing the log lady. /

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Posted 25 May 2019 - 10:28 AM

"I had a vision"

 

Maybe she's telling us THAT is her vision. It's like when you tell someone "I had a dream last night". Maybe she didn't mean it to sound past tense, but she's just telling us "I had a vision...and I'm going bring some mermaid visuals to NFR" :raven:

 

Oho she meant it to sound past tense. She loves making everyone freak the fuck out.

 

She posts her shit, and then she sits back, lowers her Gucci sunglasses over her gleeful eyes, puts her feet up on a wicker chair and sips her matcha latte whilst gazing at the afternoon sunset. 10 minutes later, she checks her phone and cackles mercilessly at all of us suckers. That's why her phone screen is so fucked up, because she routinely drops it whilst cackling.

 

Evil. I've come to tell you that she's evil.


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 10:36 AM

 

Did the log lady ever drop the log, is the log the record? Will she drop the log? What's she communicating thru the log? Will it b a log cake, or will it b hurled into the flames? Was Plank a part of the log? Will the log be sacrificed for her poetry book? Or does the log contain the receipt log of the tracklist for the record? 
 

What's she doing, at least makes me wanna do is watch the series just to figure tf out of why she's referencing the log lady. /

 

 

Oh man I watched it like 5 years ago and I don't remember everything, but the log lady had a psychic connection with the log. Overall she was really useless and I think she only gave the detective one good clue in the entire series.

 

Honestly though, if we're likening sis to a Twin Peaks character, she is 100% Audrey Horne. IIRC Audrey was crazy, manipulative, smoked, and liked to fuck much older men, so ...


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Posted 25 May 2019 - 11:21 AM

I kind of forget how much time has passed until I realise when I bought tickets to see her in Ireland I had convinced myself t would all be NFR songs because the album would definitely be out by then...right???

It’s a good thing I’m going to England too then :hooker:
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Posted 25 May 2019 - 11:40 AM

 

venice bitch is still that bitch

 

venice bitch was never that bitch


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