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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:09 AM

Oh! I totally forgot to mention my misheard blowjob reference in "Boarding School."  :facepalm:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:07 AM

"Leathers mean, and love hurts." - blue jeans  :facepalm:


I thought it was cause men in leather jackets were stereotyped as heart breakers or "bad boys" or whatever...so leather was mean....

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:16 AM

"if i can't have your baby..." in jealous girl


lana's a psycho in my mind

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:27 AM

"if i can't have your baby..." in jealous girl


lana's a psycho in my mind



omg i can't stop laughing. new pick up line tbh

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:31 AM

I misheard so many of her lyrics...and I think I still do in some of her songs. :toofunny:


My version of OTTR:

"...He loves me with every beat of his cooking heart

Swimming pool glimmering darling

wiping keening off my red nail polish

watch me in the swimming pool

bright blue ripple suit..."





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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:43 AM

Okay. My turn now.


Weird because as non native English Speaker I had more problems to understand lanas lyrics at the beginning. But that was last year.


Born To Die 


Feet don't fail me now.
Take me to the (idk)schwein (means pig in german)
All my heart, it breaks every step that I take
But I'm hoping that the gates,

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 12:26 PM

bright blue ripple suit..."



YES! I think I've heard that a couple times hahaha :)

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 01:48 PM

In BTD, I always thoughts she sings:

Faith don't fail me now, instead of Feet don't fail me now.



And that just sounds so deep. I think that would be an ever better line tbh... :flutter:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 01:57 PM

Instead of "telephone wires" in Summertime Sadness, I always think she's says "telephone lines" (which would still make complete sense).

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 02:58 PM

Not me but my friend legit asked if the lyric was "I sing the body de leche."

omg haahhahahahaha :lmao: :lmao:



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Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:21 PM

I honestly thought it said that, too.

Also "Diamond Blue, baby, New York City" seems to be quite a popular lyric of hers. 

yes this, this, this. 


when i first heard OTTR, thought " 'cause he knows i'm wasted,facin'..." was " 'cause he knows i'm racist, facin..."


 tons more, i just cant remember off the top of my head

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:44 PM

In Lolita I always heard..
''Shining like a god, can't believe I got you inside..''
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:41 PM

"call me forward cracker, and out goes a fat girl" 

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:49 PM

come on Limelight everyone knows both of the booklets are wrong. Its like some old man at Interscope listened to the album once and just guessed the lyrics

Prove Lana said something else and I shut up

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 04:56 PM

"big dreams, the game starts"

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:02 PM

"baby put on odd shaped sunglasses"

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 05:48 PM

The official booklet disagrees.Unless Lana said those are not the lyrics, we keep those.

Prove Lana said something else and I shut up






The booklet is wrong on more than one occasion. 

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:04 PM

 Florida Keys, alcohol in  :usrs:


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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:28 PM

I dont remember but someone here said something like  piss me hard before you go, summertime sadness :toofunny:

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:33 PM

"The boys the girls, they all like Carmen

She gives them butterflies, better call tonight"



No idea.

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