Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer.

[Jiggy 1,024]

because you're "in the net" and you can't get out. (That was bad I couldn't think of anything else)

 

Why did The Weeknd name his upcoming album Starboy?

 

Because he likes planets.

 

why do we have eyelids?

[WaitForLife 5,020]

Because we ain't worthy to see Lana 24 hours a day.

 

Why is Lana so perfect?

[WhiteHydrangea 4,200]

because she feeds on puppy blood

 

 

Why is dutch such a hard language to translate?

[Melania 2,386]

cause the germans made it

 

why is donald trump president ?

[Masochism 15,400]

cause the germans made it

 

why is donald trump president ?

cause he is a winder-wunder-wander-wonderful man

 

why doesn't the world revolve around marina diamandis?

[Melania 2,386]

cause he is a winder-wunder-wander-wonderful man

 

why doesn't the world revolve around marina diamandis?

cause she isn't a teen idle

 

why do i always say hello ?

[bunoner 5,439]

cause she isn't a teen idle

 

why do i always say hello ?

because it's wonderwul

 

why is life real?

[Starsx 1,848]

Its not, life is but a dream

 

 

Why is Kanye West a lunatic? 

[CrazySister 2,236]

Its not, life is but a dream

 

 

Why is Kanye West a lunatic? 

Because he likes to live in the moon.

 

Why can't we all be called "Steve"?

[Wynwood 19,966]

because no

 

 

why cant eclipse leak the holy ultraviolence outtakes trinity?

[Masochism 15,400]

beacuse ultraviolence doesn't exist.

 

why did britney spears invent the music?

[Cashew 1,822]

Cuz she's a kind and generous soul

 

Why are there so many dumb people in this world?

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

because of the fluoride in our nation's tap water.

 

what is a Lana Del Rey?

Legend says that a 'Lana Del Rey' is a unique creature that lives in the habitat of a trailer park and only comes out when an old (preferably) male species makes his mating call and entices the 'Lana Del Rey' creature with the promise of diamonds and cola.

 

Why haven't I ever seen a pregnant Asian woman before?

[Masochism 15,400]

Legend says that a 'Lana Del Rey' is a unique creature that lives in the habitat of a trailer park and only comes out when an old (preferably) male species makes his mating call and entices the 'Lana Del Rey' creature with the promise of diamonds and cola.

 

Why haven't I ever seen a pregnant Asian woman before?

Asian women don't have kids, ignorant

 

Why are the starts so high?

[Lanas honey pot 1,370]

Asian women don't have kids, ignorant

 

Why are the starts so high?

cause they have smoked weed 

 

 

am i gay?

[electra 20,630]

You prefer to identify as a passive-agressive aromantic pansexual.

 

Who can be my daddy tonight?

[Ultra Violet 18,421]

You prefer to identify as a passive-agressive aromantic pansexual.

 

Who can be my daddy tonight?

Elvis is your daddy

 

How do i get motivation?

[SarcasticBeauty 1,526]

Elvis is your daddy

 

How do i get motivation?

By learning the laws of aviation, duh.

 

Why can't humans fly?

[WaitForLife 5,020]

Because they aren't angels

 

Why is Tinashe the best R&B singer on the world?

[Masochism 15,400]

because she is a flop and flops are always better

 

why am I sociophobic?