FredRed

...some of y’all scare me

Yes it's 6:15 am for me. It's a holiday and I am looking at my phone. I haven't even listened to the whole thing but am still floored. Maybe I can get back to sleep and log in to my computer later. Maybe this is a dream. I hope so. If you're in my dream I'm sorry.

You didn't hear. Earlier Lana and Chuck rented a helicopter for a tour around Los Angeles and it was coming up the coast over the ocean. Just when they got to Malibu the helicopter had engine trouble and they had to put down in the ocean!! They were missing for like 2 hours. It was all over the news. The Coast Guard finally found them and they were safe thank God. When the boat got to shore there were reporters and police and as Lana and Chuck were getting off a policeman or someone was giving them a hand and said, "Are you ladies OK?" Lana went OFF! "Ladies, we're not ladies, we're women. Grown up adult women! So back off you ignorant motherfucker!" Then there was silence. It was so quiet you could hear the last snowflake hit the ground at the end of a blizzard.
 
 
 
OK don't be mad, I made that whole thing up but the fact that you might have believed it just for a moment shows us where we're at.

it's 5 AM for me. debating whether i should go back to sleep knowing that i'll have to catch up on 40 pages or refresh this page every 30 seconds

Just so you know if you didn't already I have a YouTube channel with 40 something videos of me talking to Lana. (a cardboard cutout and low quality by YT standards) It's over 5 years old and the last one I did was from the Jones Beach show so I am a little behind. I have always been concerned about someone stumbling on to the channel and thinking this guys nuts, tell Lana! I have had some comments like that over the years but no harm. When her car and house were broken in to a few years back I made it clear up front that I am a fan and completely stable. (more or less) That I have no delusions about my relationship with her. Please if you see one don't report me as a threat. Thank you.

You didn't hear. Earlier Lana and Chuck rented a helicopter for a tour around Los Angeles and it was coming up the coast over the ocean. Just when they got to Malibu the helicopter had engine trouble and they had to put down in the ocean!! They were missing for like 2 hours. It was all over the news. The Coast Guard finally found them and they were safe thank God. When the boat got to shore there were reporters and police and as Lana and Chuck were getting off a policeman or someone was giving them a hand and said, "Are you ladies OK?" Lana went OFF! "Ladies, we're not ladies, we're women. Grown up adult women! So back off you ignorant motherfucker!" Then there was silence. It was so quiet you could hear the last snowflake hit the ground at the end of a blizzard.
 
 
 
OK don't be mad, I made that whole thing up but the fact that you might have believed it just for a moment shows us where we're at.

Since we have some calm here is little interlude.
 

This is really, really cute. Look at her right hand. I guess she's holding the mike but the way her hand is bent forward she looks like a little kid, "I got my SpongeBob".

I co-signed this.

Because her ability to do promo is a mess.

I'm not sure the intern at Spotify is a great source 

This is really, really cute. Look at her right hand. I guess she's holding the mike but the way her hand is bent forward she looks like a little kid, "I got my SpongeBob".

With Lana an album/book in the hand is worth 20 that she teased.

This is really, really cute. Look at her right hand. I guess she's holding the mike but the way her hand is bent forward she looks like a little kid, "I got my SpongeBob".

This is really, really cute. Look at her right hand. I guess she's holding the mike but the way her hand is bent forward she looks like a little kid, "I got my SpongeBob".

reminds me of the time when someone held a 20 euro bank note in one hand and a CD to sign in the other but the only thing Lana grabbed was the money

Shes so cute LOL
 
but why bring ur pikachu if it wasnt for her

That's the greatest story. Something I am more likely to do.

That's the greatest story. Something I am more likely to do.

Can't find the original tweet but there's pictures of her with it https://twitter.com/search?q=lana%20pikachu%20spongebob&src=typed_query

someone brought their pikachu to a show and she thought it was a gift for her and took it and also called it spongebob 
 
 

Does anyone remember when Lana accidentally stole someone's pikachu and thought it was spongebob 

I'm not challenging you but I have come to the conclusion this is how Lana is. Maybe tone deaf but more in line with clueless about what results her actions will get. Just like the President who can't stop tweeting no matter how much his inner circle tries to tone him down. I don't think it's an intellectual understanding it may just be wiring. She reacts/responds and has no ability to think it through. My point is that unfortunately this is not the end. Maybe of this episode but I'm sure we'll all be gathered around this campfire at least once again in the next year or so. I'm with you though, I HOPE she doesn't go on any more rants.

Just so you know if you didn't already I have a YouTube channel with 40 something videos of me talking to Lana. (a cardboard cutout and low quality by YT standards) It's over 5 years old and the last one I did was from the Jones Beach show so I am a little behind. I have always been concerned about someone stumbling on to the channel and thinking this guys nuts, tell Lana! I have had some comments like that over the years but no harm. When her car and house were broken in to a few years back I made it clear up front that I am a fan and completely stable. (more or less) That I have no delusions about my relationship with her. Please if you see one don't report me as a threat. Thank you.

He refers to Lana's dad as his future father in law. He's absolutely insane and obsessed with Lana. Dat1guitarguy knows where Lana lives and stands in front of her house. He has no shame in telling people in DM that he does that. That's why Lana told the paparazzo not show her licence plates in the photos. He attended Church teachings at night to see Lana. I would have loved for Sean to have beat the crap out of him or dragged his ass out in handcuffs.
 
Many fans have already warned Lana and Ben about it, myself included. I don't think she even stays in the same house anymore. I don't know to be honest. Wouldn't be shock if she didn't.