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I’m sure signing that many things every single one can’t be perfect. Yeah it doesn’t look the greatest but it’s not like we paid a lot of money for the signature. I’m fine with it idk

I finally got the shipment confirmation for my windbreaker 



it's been so long

Also I would be PRESSED if I bought that racing jacket on eBay last week for like $300 omg

I know, it's messed up that it got even more expensive.

Where did it say that she wasn’t signing them? If they were fake they would’ve just sent them out already haha.
They’re waiting on her to sign them.

Where did it say that she wasn’t signing them? If they were fake they would’ve just sent them out already haha.
They’re waiting on her to sign them.

Where did it say that she wasn’t signing them? If they were fake they would’ve just sent them out already haha.
They’re waiting on her to sign them.

Where did it say that she wasn’t signing them? If they were fake they would’ve just sent them out already haha.
They’re waiting on her to sign them.

I want to cancel my order but they'd probably charge me for the digital download so there's no point. I just want my fake signed lana del rey CD.

I don't even want my signed CD anymore lmao I ORDERED IT IN JULY

honestly you may be onto something! obviously people can make their own patches but she should sell them separately than the jacket so we could put them on our own clothes . she needs to hire someone to go on lanaboards every day cause i've seen so many good ideas on here she could learn from us lol

i'm pretty confident the jackets will be on the website or at the tour merch booth for sure. i didn't go to the pop up but in some pictures you can see literal BOXES of merch. I don't think the other merch will sell out during the tour.
 
I'm just scared cause I'm going to the San Diego show and it's the like second to last show so i hope they still have some jackets.
 
But if I don't end up getting it, I might make my own jacket with the album patches cause it's a cool idea but I don't love the navy blue, the red strip, or the shape of the patches.
 
in other words though don't lose hope, I think we'll be able to get them!
 
ps the $190 price is ridiculous but i did spend $300 on a vip ticket so i'm crazy enough to buy it. ugh this woman runs my life

don't know if you'd be interested but you can literally make your own lighter!
you can find a gold brass zippo lighter for like $15 online and have it engraved at any jewelry repair place (i went to a watch/jewelry repair store at my local mall)
the font that she uses for her logo is called BEAUTIFUL ES and most engraving places have it. i just showed them the picture and made sure the size was correct and the initials were placed exactly like the original lighter
but i do think the engraving was like $30-40 if i remember correctly so you are spending more.
it looks exactly the same though and the quality of the lighter is better (she uses touchlite for hers which scratches really easy, i have it)
 
i have pics if you want but don't know how to embed 

I’ll pray for you girl! Hoping the ridiculous price will dissuade some casual fans

don't know if you'd be interested but you can literally make your own lighter!
you can find a gold brass zippo lighter for like $15 online and have it engraved at any jewelry repair place (i went to a watch/jewelry repair store at my local mall)
the font that she uses for her logo is called BEAUTIFUL ES and most engraving places have it. i just showed them the picture and made sure the size was correct and the initials were placed exactly like the original lighter
but i do think the engraving was like $30-40 if i remember correctly so you are spending more.
it looks exactly the same though and the quality of the lighter is better (she uses touchlite for hers which scratches really easy, i have it)
 
i have pics if you want but don't know how to embed 

The merch tees look fan made

The merch tees look fan made

The merch tees look fan made

Lana prints an ugly emoji on a basic cap and a basic sweater and y'all go crazy ... you can do that yourself at ANY copy-shop. No wonder she never puts effort into her merch, y'all buy the biggest kind of shit just for the sake of it.

I hope the video has a semblance of a plot

Her feed lookin like half those themed Lana fan fan pages LMFAOOO

Why buy an old lana dress if you can't do it justice

Hey, I needed a new coat..... 
 
dear lana i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

I bought this boxset 6 months ago and this tramp is mailiing out red sweaters fml

I have 4 different orders from this website in the past few months. I’ve only received a cassette tape but have 2 vinyls, a box set, a couple signed cds and lithos as well as a windbreaker and tee coming
 
I know the merch isn’t supposed to ship yet but wow I’m pressed when I see the Coke bottle vinyl at UO and still haven’t received mine 3 months later
 
Thank god I have my 2729827282 digital copies to hold me over