Wryta Thinkpiece

But I love you, @@BriteLites

Still waiting on Chillin' With Max to leak.

We are either going to end up surprisingly sober or face extreme alcohol poisoning... ... Count me in.

Because people harbor grudges towards vague drama and just like to be wet-blankets when their favorites know how to keep dead bones buried and let bygones be bygones (if there was even any drama between them anyway.) If it's not Bradley's participation we're going to hear whining over, it's going to be something else. Because that's how fandom works. You pick what you can bitch about, and if there's nothing to bitch about, you pretend there is something to bitch about. Lame, isn't it?

That syllable-match though.

Just saw! SORRY I ALMOST CALLED YOU ON YOUR BLUFF, BB. OMG

? I can't tell if you're pulling on my dick right now, JFK.

You're right... No one should* sing this song but Lana.

Whoever said this track wasn't that great is a fucking liar because this track is SEXY. Some of the syllable-breaks remind me of Gangsta Boy, so I'm going to assume this is a sister-track and also put out there that I think she's saying "Hello, Boop-Boop, you are lookin' so fine, so fine." I think the first line in that verse is her fantasizing what he'd say to her or what he has previously said while buying Coke and fries from her.

Literally walked home to "Hard Believer," "Tangerine," "IMUWAK," "In the Hearts of Men," and "Little Moon," and it felt so right. <3

UV is going to be amazing and that's because so much could go right with it and I am putting that out in the universe because UV is going to be the real story of redemption. 2014 is going to be Lana's year...especially considering she's a Gemini and our yearly horoscopes say so. This is going to be the most raw and intense album and I am more than willing to bet my cake that the 7-piece live band is going to make UV come alive, and honestly I'd wager that in recording that way, Lana will be entirely in her element no matter if it's in-studio or live. I really think Lana's finding little shifts occurring in how she identifies with herself as an artist. And UV is going to be a testament to her self-discovery post-fame.

FUCK YES. THOSE ARE MY GIRLS OMG.

That's possible! I don't know about the mysterious private video, though; I think I remember someone saying it was Tropico and it was accessible through the mobile YT app but don't take my word for it because I am not 100% certain but omg #LANADELSPIREYCIES.

I don't know what I'd prefer more: a surprise single, a surprise EP, or a surprise full-length. I just really want to hear something already, but I'll wait...longingly. Hungrily.

You guys better be bottle-feeding me something to quench this thirst you're fucking building up. Holy shit. My brain is crying.

Haven't updated in a while, but here's Russian Red's most recent single, "CASPER," which is fucking AWESOME. And check out her heartbreaking-ly beautiful cover of Leonard Cohen's "So Long, Marianne"

There's something about them that I can't pinpoint, but there's this atmosphere that they set that is just...broodingly lovely. I can see the likeness of Russian Red lyrically, definitely, but I have to say they sonically remind me of a combination between Daughter and Wye Oak more than anything. My favorite songs have to be "Shyer," "Wasting My Young Years," "Metal & Dust," "Hey Now," and "Strong." "Shyer" is just perfect. So glad I checked out this page last night, I've been feening for new music!

Oh, god, if I was the mother of any of you subject-deviating, belly-button-lint snorters, I'd have a hysterectomy with you still inside of me if it meant actually talking about UV.

The people are talking—let them talk. But no like, really though, I just want to get face-fucked right now by a really good and unexpected UV Single and FFS LANA JUST HALP.

ALSO, no idea why this was never mentioned: This man is a fucking prodigy of Indie music. God I'm thirsting so bad for the album.

Give it to me, give it to me, everything; You know I'd like UV on a stream~

Actually participating in on-topic discussion because what could be a light-hearted exchange of must-listens for funtimes turned into a debate that could have been discussed in a different topic instead of taking up four pages in a topic that has a right in itself to be open for its own discussion. And take "funtimes" in whatever context constitutes as a high for you, I'm sure we know what it's like to be high on life from time to time, when you wake up and some days are just so...different and invigorating and you go outside after sleeping all night (or being wide awake all night, too) and catch that feeling of the sun hitting your face, and I could go on—but yeah, I know what James meant, and I get not everyone's gung-ho about it so fine, I will make up for the lack of on-topic participation, I have a long enough set so that way peeps can wring out and sit their wet-blanket selves in the dryer for a few cycles. It's a joke. I respect everyone's opinions, I don't agree with all of them, but I at least respect them, but for fuck's sake. High-ya, Honey: Back to tha Basics Methamphetamines Oh, Say, Can You See... 1949 Aviation Pawn Shop Blues Smarty Starry Eyed Trash Magic You Can Be The Boss The Man I Love Afraid Hollywood's Dead For K [PT. 2] No particular order, no particular theme or mood, it's just whatever I want to fill my ears at that particular moment, but those are arguably probably my most frequent listens when I have some funtimes with Lana.

It is so glamorous! Admittedly I only really felt sad listening to it for maybe a few weeks after it leaked just because it happened around a moment filled with a series of undesirable romantic events, but it's been a liberating song in a sense since then. Dark Paradise is a song that doesn't really hit me. Just kinda seemed forced lyrically compared to the alternate demo and the alternate lyrics she sang at Glasslands. I always felt if I heard the Glasslands version in studio form or at least in full, I'd have more of a response to it.