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Lana and Barrie having sex. not sure if that turns me on or upsets me 

idc if she's on for 5 minutes. i can't wait! i'm travelling the other end of the country to see her so i'm going to stalk her too. 

Damn the hate is intense in this forum! 
 
What a loyal fanbase

It's not the first time Lana was mentioned with another artist

ohgod i wasn't the only one who thought that 

So let's get the others Vevo certified just in case we get more presents

SO PROUD OF MY BABY MAMA

 

Depends whose fan base is bigger so I get more money.
 

Release a song called DARK Paradise.
 
Make the cover of the song a BRIGHT Paradise.
 
x.

Man, already? Not that I'm complaining, but she should wait until the Paradise shock has worn off 

It'a 1am rn and I am dying at these!
Definitely making a hundred of these in the morning.
 

I wish valentines day was all year.

OMG LANA'S TOO ADORABLE WITH HER DRINK AND CUTE SELF AJKKDFGJ

He is a gay, yes?

If someone ever needs them, transparent white and black versions of the 5 points logo

I don't think Lana's cut her hair, I think her hairs behind and that is just her shorter layers or she has tucked it.. Idk she still looks beautiful, it's like the lizzy days:')

What? I thought that too. Please tell me she didn't cut it.
 

GIVING ME THEM LIZZY TEAS

Lana Del Rey attends MusiCares Person Of The Year Honoring Bruce Springsteen on Feb 8, in Los Angeles
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Dark Paradise.... where do I start with this one. I am on the same page as Matt with it, like he said, it was one of my favorites for the first week of having the album. Then the annoyance set in. "EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYESS..........." ughkjshgdkslhjda the way she yells the chorus, which has terrible lyrics, by the way, is horrible. Let's just take a few seconds to process how stupid the lyrics to the chorus are:

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise
No one compares to you, I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the other side
Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise
No one compares to you, but there's no you, except in my dreams tonight

k am guna giv u a few moer secnds 2 prosess tht infermasion

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r u redy 2 go on????? k

if those lyrics weren't bad and boring enough, the stupid trademark of BTD really shits all over and ruins this song. see here:
"every time i close my eyes" *SHAWWWW*
.... rlly? rlly. Even the amazing Auto-Tuned Loon, Jesus Christ's own breath, couldn't save this song. You can hear him desperately coming in before the chorus to warn you, trying to save you the horrid plight of it all. Bless his soul.




The opening: it sounds pretty at first, but after a few listens.. it's just too overdramatic to deal with. Lana starts singing and it's okay, until the bass kicks in. There are too many bass beats. This song might have done better had it been more ballad-y, with less beats and more attention to her voice and strings or something. That's why the demos are better than the album, they do the beat much differently. I still can't listen to those much though just because the chorus is so bad. The lyrics just really don't go with the beat. I'm too lazy to look it up, but someone actually did a mashup of Gaga's Judas with this song, where it was the backing track of DP with the vocal track of Judas, and I've got to say, I love that version. Gaga's lyrics to her song fit the beat of DP so much better than Lana's lyrics. Google it and see for yourself! Also, the bridge. This needs to be addressed...

"Telling me I'm FIIIIINEEE-E-E--E-E"

My god, Lana, if your haters ever poked fun about your wobbly vocals, you sure didn't prove them wrong here. The way she hits that note (or fails to, rather) is cringe-worthy. The only thing I really like about the song is the "ah-ahahsahdjshfkjhfgsj" part. Because really, it's the only line where I'm not focused on the boring/melodramatic aspect of the lyrics. It also tries too hard. I mean, was the "Dead like you" really necessary? Sometimes it's better to not directly explain what you're singing about in the song. The fact that she states that her man is dead kind of kills the illusion she was trying to build in the verses. idk.

I also really hate the weird-celestial wind chime noises in the chorus, after she says "won't be waiting on the other side." the piano in the pre-choruses is also really painful for me to hear, as it doesn't fit the rest of the backing track at all imo. this song is just such a mess. i can't

There is one part of the song I really love, though! It's after the last chorus, when the song is over.

you asked for it

I'm thinking she only has until summer to release Paradise singles because after that she'll probably be promoting her soundtrack songs (praying some singles come out of that).
 
So sorry about all y'all wanting 7 more

Lolita could be very sexy video.