Tragic Rabbit

Imagine Lana covering Old Town Road

two months is a very long time ...

can't wait for the album of the century aka NFR to be released tomorrow!

We stan Lana, not trash. Don't @ me bro, I'm straight chilling

She's showing a sneak peak of the visual album tonight on MTV so be ready   

Damn I wish I was into it ... #boringfuckingrockwell , y'all enjoy tho. Where are the good albums this summer

YET AGAIN ANOTHER BORING PIANO SONG??? OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS JGKDJG CAN SHE COME UP WITH ANYTHING EEELLSEEEE

RHCP who? Sis needs some RHPS influence
 

I’m really sad to say that I’m not excited at all, and I know it’s because this messy era and the lack of communication for months and months. If she shared this in February, I’d be screaming internally from joy but now I’m just... Lana, I don’t care about your snippets, there’s too many of them, just give me a release date. I’ll be doing the same as I did with her last snippet, I’ll only play it once, forget what it sounds like and feel like it’s all new by the time I get the album.

All I have to contribute is that I'm obsessed with Cody Fern rn      
 
I saw a tweet that was like "Imagine Cody Fern in a Lana Del Rey music video," and I think I would implode

Asylum (give us an alien season damn it)
Roanoke (I really loved this season. It would be #1 but Asylum has longevity & rewatchability on its side)
Hotel (I'm a sucker for Countess & Roma)
Coven (I've had to sit through this season sooo many times that it's almost annoying at this point)
Freakshow (It wasn't bad but it didn't live up to its full potential) 
Murder House (I knoooow everyone hates it this low, but I could never get into this season. It's not bad, but it didn't click with me)
Apocalypse (Literally what was this shit?)
Cult (Literally what was this shit?)

Okay ya'll I finished Apocalypse last night and I would like to share my thoughts!
 
First I want to start by saying what an amazing job Cody Fern did as Michael Langdon. His expressions and mannerisms were so powerful and the way he conveys his lines are incredible. I can't fault his acting one bit. I feel like we've watched multiple Michael Langdons, if that makes sense. Like with Constance, he's like a little scared boy, afraid of all the power and evil he possesses. Then when he is with Miriam, that's when his true self starts to come out. Then finally in the Outpost we see this very confident and powerful anti-christ, waiting for fresh meat. Just...wow!
 
So now onto the nitty gritty parts. I do feel like there were too many flashback scenes, and it confused me from time to time. After a while it gets hard to follow and I'd much prefer if the show stick to one time frame only, with limited flashback scenes that are vital to whatever the story is. 
 
I also feel like Apocalypse is really just Coven 2.0. I do like the Coven season, although not enough for it to be intertwined with season 8. We weren't really focusing on the apocalypse concept, but rather 'witchy seven wonders power' concept just like Coven. The only crossover that truly mattered was Murder House, since that is where Michael Langdon's life and story initially begins. 
 
Also I wasn't a fan of Michael's death scene. It was somewhat of a joke that this powerful being gets killed by a range rover. Michael was a shitty person but he definitely deserved a better death scene. 
 
Overall I did like it, but I feel like a lot of concepts were left unexplored and it became a 2.0 of Coven. 
 
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And since ya'll are doing season rankings, I wanna join in.
 
(Best to worst)
 
1. Asylum
2. Murder House
3. Freak Show
4. Coven
5. Apocalypse
6. Roanoke
7. Cult
 
(and I'm leaving Hotel out because I still haven't watched it yet despite trying 2 times lol)

 
SCREAMING

Resurrecting this thread to tell you all I made a sad music video for "Close Encounters" that I wanted to share....
 
 

 
 
 
 

I mean...I’m not sure what’s so extreme about that. The album isn’t art, and that’s fine. It’s a passable record that isn’t as artistic as her previous records. That’s not negative.

her image and sound are much more mature and grounded now, so is her brand
 
What “brand”? She doesn’t have a brand at present and hasn’t for years. She’s just sort of there, an uneasy public figure who often looks awkward in the spotlight.
 
Unlike the LDR of 2012, who appeared like a master of reality, like a truly poised, seductive, sophisticated woman of international scope and style, a sort of sleek, superior and commanding goddess.

I think I don't like the angle of the shot, it just looks off. Like her right elbow is hidden and the placement of the tape recorder or whatever it is... I don't know. I like the idea but I think it's not properly executed. Anyways. At least we have something.

She could honestly say she'll b starring in ahs and I wouldnt b surprised

1. Asylum (the BEST, it got everything a good season needs tbh)
2. Coven (iconic season, campy done right)
3. Freakshow (idk why it gets all this hate, it's such a good season imo. It got a little messy towards the end but it's still good tbh.)
4. Roanoke (underrated season, I actually really liked this one, it was actually scary)
5. Murder House 
6. Hotel (not as bad as people paint it out to be, but there was just too much going on)
7. Apocalypse (It could've been in the top 3 if they didn't fuck it up with the cringey "comedic relief"; it felt like a parody)
8. Cult (I suffered through this season, absolutely hated it)

MARINA [2009] - DISCARDED DEMO
 
Dirty houses, dirty sheets
Wonder bra and unlean feet
Happened once and happened twice
I wanted a slice of you
 
Female guilt is a fast swimmer
I want to be the only winner
Of your body
Let's skip the pretences of dinner
 
True love isn't enough for us
True love isn't found like this,
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes
 
Fantasies, they keep me dry
Apple of my daddy's eye
Taught me sex was a bad thing,
Gave me deviant longing
 
Female guilt, it grabs you by the balls,
It flys and it runs and it dances and crawls
Let us make believe we have it all
 
// wittier & more original than any track on her new album //
 
Family Jewels + Electra Heart > FROOT + Fear & Love

it's a cute easter egg!

Bet she's referring to Bette/Dot from AHS: Freak Show here. When Melanie, whose fave show was AHS, found out they were doing a 'circus' theme next, she pitched her song Carousel to FX. Next year, 2 days before the promo aired, she found out it would be featured as the theme song for the show's promo.

MARINA [2009] - DISCARDED DEMO
 
Dirty houses, dirty sheets
Wonder bra and unlean feet
Happened once and happened twice
I wanted a slice of you
 
Female guilt is a fast swimmer
I want to be the only winner
Of your body
Let's skip the pretences of dinner
 
True love isn't enough for us
True love isn't found like this,
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes
 
Fantasies, they keep me dry
Apple of my daddy's eye
Taught me sex was a bad thing,
Gave me deviant longing
 
Female guilt, it grabs you by the balls,
It flys and it runs and it dances and crawls
Let us make believe we have it all
 
// wittier & more original than any track on her new album //
 
Family Jewels + Electra Heart > FROOT + Fear & Love

MARINA [2009] - DISCARDED DEMO
 
Dirty houses, dirty sheets
Wonder bra and unlean feet
Happened once and happened twice
I wanted a slice of you
 
Female guilt is a fast swimmer
I want to be the only winner
Of your body
Let's skip the pretences of dinner
 
True love isn't enough for us
True love isn't found like this,
I should think before I kiss
Frogs who will never become princes
 
Fantasies, they keep me dry
Apple of my daddy's eye
Taught me sex was a bad thing,
Gave me deviant longing
 
Female guilt, it grabs you by the balls,
It flys and it runs and it dances and crawls
Let us make believe we have it all
 
// wittier & more original than any track on her new album //
 
Family Jewels + Electra Heart > FROOT + Fear & Love