viktoria

What if this was purposefully a drawn out era. Hear me out. Lana wanted the era to be one year long and have sprawled out singles that evoke the seasons.
 
Fall 2018 = MAC / VB
 
Winter 2019 = HIADT
 
Spring 2019 = HIAB/IYC give me spring vibes
 
Summer 2019 = Cinnamon possibly? Or NFR title track
 
Late Summer/ Fall 2019 = the album
 
lmao who am I kidding I'm bored

this reminds me of the tweet "Lana Del Rey shot by Neil Krug" and everyone replying with "is she ok???"
 
anyways maybe she will take some selfies after steven glams her up and tease us this week with some pics.

but unlike travis scott fans we are expecting good music to begin with 

the final version of no Angel sounds so much better than the demo, the final version of taxi must be amazing too

Lana is actually homophobic and she pretended to have an album called Norman Fucking Rockwell with Ultraviolence vibes just to get the gays' hopes up before taking them on a winding road of a wild goose hunt.

you know what would be amazing is if she reworked Blame It On in a Pop 2 style....oh wait

I'm sure she'll cut down the album from those 27 songs. I hope so at least, I hate when an album is overly long. Just give us a nice 13-14 tracks <60 min album without any filler, and then put the extra tracks on an EP or mixtape

no, it's not, it's coming from your illegal access to Warner and we will figure out which account you're using and lock you out, again

I asked the dj to play a charli song and they played... dirty sexy money... what kind of heterosexuality...

The one thing I hate about this video is everyone in the comments is like "are you stupid? This isn't a demo or a rough version it's a live vocal" when in reality if you layer it over the studio you can hear it actually is the final version, just with less pitch correction and vocal effects. You can even hear the flat notes in the beginning, which is the same vocal as the final (minus the flat notes that were fixed) and people have the audacity to say "Lana put a filter over the audio that distorted the pitch" it's like um bitch if she did then the whole instrumental and song would be out of tune, and there's no filter over it whatsoever. I just hate when the Lana gays pretend they know about music when there's people in this fandom who actually do

expectation: cupcakke
reality: nasty cherry band

exactly... or maybe they're just tagging their only stan? who knows

lana would 100 fucking % name her kid Topanga for the ~aesthetic~ she's a 70s hippy and 90s pop culture loon

It's a real thing surprisingly you can make dandelion tea and salads 

 

 
I just imagine Lana like:
 

 
In her backyard picking dandelions for her and her kids to eat, not realizing they were just sprayed with poison yesterday by the gardener

AnD i WaNt A lAmBoRgHiNi

I don’t need spirits to tell me this era is a mess.
 
And Lana won’t be talking to these insta baddies in two months time. Bookmark me.

If y’all can’t play nice I will have to lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it lock it again

We got PTB now we just need party 4 u and party party 

You've just described Lana  lmaaaaaaaaaaao

don't omg
you'll give her ideas

yes it was also very encouraging when miss grant released 2 songs 6 months ago

people talking about charli being generic in here.............the ignorance jumped out.

I feel like we're not getting our message across enough. We need 60 posts a day about Venice Bitch in here, doesn't matter if it's new stuff, you could just repeat that "Venice Bitch saved me and is amazing" it checks out. Also I feel like the gays aren't getting it. Maybe you we should start PMing members too? Just insult them and call them deaf that'll work. I just feel like we need to say it more, like really make it get old ya know? Like rub it in people's faces till the member numbers drop on lanaboards. I believe in us! Now everyone get your daily repetitive recycled Venice Bitch mantras ready and don't forget to @ people and say they're stupid and that it's just your opinion and that it doesn't matter that every third post on this thread is "Venice Bitch is *insert positive adjective*' I believe in you sisters!

the hillsong pastor's wives

@@BloomForYou could you please post a timeline of all the charli X SOPHIE songs so we know what time each was made/reworked