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I was going through Dua Lipa's instagram and in some of her photos from the BRITs we can see Ben sitting w/ her family and honestly he always looks like someone took a dump right under his nose. 

She contradicts herself like she’s openly said. She wants her music to reach a wide variety of people but at the same time doesn’t want to have a face in it. She wants for people to feel understood and wants to tell a story through her lens, but doesn’t want to be criticized for her past or present life. It’s obvious she just wants to put music out there without the glamour that was LANA DEL REY in the past. She’s gathered her coins and will always have an income with BTD. She will now lay low probably for the rest of her life and continue to do minimalistic promo and give us only music.

I thought everyone knew we were just joking...
I don't think people are talking about boycotting her I just think we're talking about the fact that Spotify revenue will go down since she already lost 2 million monthly listeners and is continuing to lose them.

I honestly think Ben is the one keeping the record from being released. He’s such a bitch.

"ma'am your card has been declined"

damn they really stopped streaming huh

"ma'am your card has been declined"

damn they really stopped streaming huh

i laugh whenever he throws in the comment that we aren't real fans  

and then she'd have to get a sugar daddy again and we'd get BTD II

Lana: yes hello? 
Yoga DreamWorks Los Angeles Center (not a real place but they have dumb places with names like that): yes hi ma'am, um your monthly payment hasn't gone through. If you want more lemon grass honey goats milk baths and hot steam oil infused yoga, you're going to have to wait till you can afford it...
 
Lana: ..... Go fuck yourself
 
*Hangs up*
 
*Ring ring*
 
Lana: hello? I'm going through alot right now my yoga membership stopped and my card got declined at Starbucks..
 
Jack: well... Um Lana... Your payment for my production also didn't go through... So I can't finish mixing your album. Also Ben stopped by and said he didn't receive any money either, and he's dropping you as a client.
 
Lana:

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if she lost 4, 5 million followers/streamers/whatever. She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere. But I'm sure it would serve as a wake up call of some kind. Everyone gets their wish... She wished to be famous and her wish came true, but she clearly came to regret it. Now it seems she wishes she could fade into obscurity...and I wish she'd get a taste of that. I don't think she knows what she wants tbh. Could be wrong, obviously, but that's the vibe I'm getting.

"ma'am your card has been declined"

damn they really stopped streaming huh

"ma'am your card has been declined"

damn they really stopped streaming huh

"ma'am your card has been declined"

damn they really stopped streaming huh

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

September 23rd 2019: In other news, singer songwriter Lana Del Rey's newly released album Norman Fucking Rockwell has reached new heights for the starlet in regards to critical acclaim, although news has struck the singer has lost over half a million Spotify streamers, and over a million Twitter followers, leaving critics scratching their heads. More news at eleven!"

it's what she deserves

exactly what if they are doing a little reverse psychology on us

"prepare for a series of teases" 

she did drop 1 mil+ in monthly Spotify listeners from what i remember... used to be at 12m now its at 10.8m lol

she did drop 1 mil+ in monthly Spotify listeners from what i remember... used to be at 12m now its at 10.8m lol

i always found that video funny how when she sees him recording she says jokingly "stop jack", she knew he was going to post it and that we would see it and get upset she's still in the studio... she knows exactly how we feel yet still decides to make it worse

who was that person who said lets all stop streaming lana until she gives us news i am still crying at that

does she only own leggings or something 

does she only own leggings or something 

exactly what if they are doing a little reverse psychology on us