Beautiful Loser

IS THIS GIRL TESTING THE FANBASE

I thought we were stanning my science endeavours  

I mean "album for fans"... girl, how do you pretend your album to be for fans if you can't even say shit about something everyone is believing, if you want to promote that this album is for us, I think you should keep some kind of contact saying if things are truth or no, right?! Because I'm sure she saw a billion times that Summer Bummer cover with the release date, even liked a tweet with a thing that mentioned it.

Not to be mean or anything but I'm super disappointed in how this era is going so far. It's like this every single era. Release a couple of songs/videos then release then album and then be done with it is not how you're supposed to promote your album. It's annoying. Why can't Lana and her team have a proper era? It's literally been two months since our last single and the album is out in like two to three weeks. It has 18 songs on it, there should be no reason why we aren't getting more than two singles. Cherry and White Mustang would be perfect singles! It should go like this: Love, Lust For Life, Summer Bummer, Cherry, White Mustang and maybe two or three more from the album. I know that's dreaming but it's like come on. Does Lana not care how all of this is happening? Like girl some of us aren't even hyped about this damn album anymore. It's really not cute.

I mean. I think both sides are to blame. We shouldn't have hyped ourselves up so much (but we were just thinking it'd be like Coachella, another disaster release) since nothing was for sure confirmed. But her team is also to blame for literally watching everyone on Instagram, Twitter, LB, etc being hyped over this. And them probably knowing it wasn't coming this week, just watched. 

It's not fake that's why. People are just trying to make up excuses as to why Lana and her team are super unprofessional about everything 

Can I ask why we attack Ben and never Ed?

Definitely God Bless America. The way the production was described in that one magazine made it sound like it could replace OTTR as her magnum opus. "Grandiose production, anthemic in verse, a true spanker of a song". Apparently it's controversial too which I honestly think Lana could use during this dry spell.

omg you guys can't believe that messaging the website cancelled the release. i just wanted to make sure the date is correct    

Do you really think it's coming out that day?
 
I made a bet that it would come out that day, and even I don't think it'll come out on the 21st anymore.

y'all threatening to unstan, go please, no one is stopping you, door's been open

Photo is completely real guys. Taken by Neil that day of when he added that story showing Lana, I got the photo from SoundHound server and the name of it was UMG and some numbers, like the Coachella photo.

i just farted  laughed so hard lmaooooo

inb4 Lana gets sick of our shit and decides her pre-LFL methods of making an album just for herself is really the way to go, and we get an Instagram post with a quick "sorry guys, decided to keep this one just for me" and cancels the entire album, but not before giving us all 1-minute, filter-heavy Instagram snippets of songs that will never be released, but which fans will cling to, downloading and repeating again and again, trying to decipher all the lyrics and decide just how brilliant the song may or may not have been, or if the chorus was going to be more than just Lana repeating the assumed title of the track, but never being able to know what the full version would sound like, or even the confirmed title of the song. 
 
and as we wait for the next 2 years for Lana's next project, there will still be people on LanaBoards posting "pre-order tomorrow. bookmark me." 

Honestly, all I want is Lana's words. Just some updates. That's literally it. I'm not upset about Summer Bummer, I just want Lana to be more involved.

I love your icon don't ever change it

OR we could fucking wait dang

And yea, I agree she barely ever said anything this whole era, but we only have 3 weeks guys. We can take everything with a grain of salt until then..

Seeing as Lana refuses to even announce anything until 30 minutes before (or just entirely after) We'd never be hyped. Basically destroying the little excitement she has garnered for this album

Finally a post from you I can understand!

Finally a post from you I can understand!

All right, I'm going to sleep now. See you all tomorrow! Try not to be too disappointed in the meantime! ❤️

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Omg, the cutest album cover art I've ever seen! Should have been called "Lust For Doggos" though.  
Exactly! I'm done believing various sources about the album. I expect nothing from Lana except for the album to get released in July 21st. I expect no singles until then. No snippets. No music videos or radio interviews, no tweet or IG post with any news on the album. If I get any, it'll be a pleasant surprise, nothing more.... I think.

Finally a post from you I can understand!