ultrabanisters

confessional
 
 

aquatics a bore? not for mitski it’s not.
 
introducing my look for this weeks aquatic couture category
 
sporting a custom versace swimsuit, featuring a lyrca bikini bralette and a pencil thin swim skirt for lounging by the pool, mitski couldnt look more the part. the theme was couture, and thats what i am giving this week! this aint no boring target swimsuit henny
 
sporting a custom versace lilo made for mitski herself, she is swimming in the pool dua lipa shot her album cover for 'radical optimism' - with the original shark from the album cover making an appearance. this is to fit with the shark week theme
 
my stylist has opted for an italian sunset view for her shoot today, and it conveys the summer pool vibe i wanted to bring 
 
serving even in black and white - i would like the judges to consider the fact i had to submit in b&w, and appreciate i was still able to serve runway couture even whilst being sabotaged!
 
my submission:

 
 
 
lookbook (not my submission but for context):
 
custom versace look
 
custom versace pool floatie - the definition of couture! (original image)
 
original image
 

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

this week on lanaboards next top model - the afterbuzz aftershow
 
 

confessional
 
 

i’m glad the judges saw my camp look and natural demeanour this week - i will not let you down in next weeks challenge either

just one google search brings up countless horror stories about your so called 'oreos'... 
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyGaga/s/SoE1f3WaNM
 
it makes me think, is it a ploy to distract from your terrible looks so you can try and claw your way to the crown?

the insider trading... this has to go against all kinds of laws...
 
@FCC @FoxNews @TheEllenshow INVESTIGATE 

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

oh so now the claws are showing.. were meant to be sisters! why are you trying to create division roop? this isnt your fracking ranch, you don’t need to cause unstable foundations here too

confessional
 
 

i’m currently in the garden sun room... come join!!!
 
thank you for all the congratulations girls... youve all done so well, i wish i didnt have to sabotage any of you  
 
born to be a top model, forced to sabotage my sisters

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

is pepsi okay?
 
the year is 1981 and the cola wars are in full swing. one friend is for coke, your other friend is for pepsi. what do you do? meet in the middle baby! 
 
for my retro revival this week, my stylist and i were tasked with creating the 80's essence on a small scale. i thought to myself, what are some quintessential parts of the 80's?
 
1. retrofuturistic artwork
2. pops of colour and co-ord accessories 
3. leggings, leggings, leggings!
 
may i present my 1980's fantasy!
 

 
mitski is adorned in a runway ready clude montana look, paired with genuine accessories from 1981-89 (including matching leggings, 80's kitten heels and a wide brimmed hat with built in headband)!
 
this is all set against a background that fully encapsulates the era. an authentic airbrushed background to emulate the height of the cola wars... regardless of the beverage, you are going to want to drink. me. up. henny!
 
my attention to detail doesn't stop there... my mismatched tan and my 80's brooch on my wrist show that this era loved a random accessory. it’s all about layering and poses!
 
drink this up lanaboards!

1910s??? Welp, it's been a nice time with y'all, I fear I'm going out this week   I guess this was a personal sabotage from @Lindsay Lohan- challenge accepted!

oh so now the claws are showing.. were meant to be sisters! why are you trying to create division roop? this isnt your fracking ranch, you don’t need to cause unstable foundations here too

Good afternoon models.
Two weeks left until the finale.
 
I hope you know your history because for this week we're going back in time.
A versatile model can slay in any era.
 
Your theme this week is "RETRO REVIVAL" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random decade that you must use in showcasing yourself in,
For example, if you get the year 1608, I'm expecting to see you in 1608.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your decade-themed photo.
 
 
Our special guest helping me this week is newly signed 5 Points Records artist and Ex-Top Model contestant... @Surf Noir
 
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
 
Charli XCX, for this challenge you are timebound. Instead of having 24 hours to submit, you have 12 hours.
Everyone else may use their 24 hour limit to their advantage.
 
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Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Decade:
 
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - 1970s
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - 1960s
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - 3000s
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - 1980s
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - 1950s
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - 1910s
 
Good luck!
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Here is your updated portrait

 

i go back to alabama.. take a look at my life.. what the fuck happened here?
 
you headline festivals and sell out stadiums, thats what 

IM A WINNER BABY
 

 
absolutely elated to read the results this week. i took a risk being stripped back and it paid off. thank you so much to the judges for believing in me this week

i’m currently in the garden sun room... come join!!!
 
thank you for all the congratulations girls... youve all done so well, i wish i didnt have to sabotage any of you  
 
born to be a top model, forced to sabotage my sisters

Absolutely adored Mitski this week. She’s got something really unique to her. I need to start hanging out with her more in the house…

i go back to alabama.. take a look at my life.. what the fuck happened here?
 
you headline festivals and sell out stadiums, thats what 

this is what makes us girls is the underrated song. i will never stop campaigning to give her her flowers  a musical masterpiece on her debut no less