ultrabanisters

I'm so over this mess LMAO. Y'all better not preorder NFR when (if) we get the release date. This binch doesn't deserve another #1 album.
 
Anyway, join the Fueggots and stream Ms. Eleni Foureira's new bop! Wigs found snatched, pelicans found flying! Lana del who?

We're probably not even getting an album trailer, which sucks because LFL trailer was perfection
 

its really not a good thing when a manager makes me lose respect for the artist. this ben stuff is straight up disrespectful. we have been told the album would be out by now and hes trying to make it out were in the wrong... girl what. if it wasn't already all hype is now gone and tbh i feel weird giving them money now  ​ 

LB bitches know the real tea

The fact that they think lanaboards is the source of all problems further proves how fucking out of the loop they are.

Maybe if they actually released the music we wouldn't have to leak it?

Ben: "Lanaboards is where so called fans share stolen demos"
 
BITCH WE GIVE YOU OUR MONEY, WE DESERVE A SHITTY LAPTOP DEMO FROM TIME TO TIME.
 
the audacity of this bitch

wtf I can't take this, all we do is support Lana and her career 24/7 and that's what we get?I'm-

so fucking irritated. i love her with every piece of my dear heart but Lana come on. i’m learning to love without caring with you.

hillsong told her to scrap NFR and make a christian album called Jesus Fucking Christ 

It’s just completely shocking how unprofessional this is. Like I at least held out a small shimmer of hope for March 29th and that we’d soon see an album campaign happening but now I have NO hype nor excitement for this album at all, I said this before but I was still thinking about it and the date but now it can go choke. Ben and Ed can go focus on Dua (which is what they have been doing anyways.)

anyway, stream Kacey Musgraves

You clearly don't know me then lmao I stanned Britney for 10 long years, have all her cds and dvds and still dropped her (and she didn't even go to a homophobic church, mind you!) so why wouldn't I do the same with Lana?
 

Are you serious?

This is simply untrue

Imagine not being able to think for yourself and following your fave like a mindless sheep. Can't be me.

I think that we're all done with her bullshit at this point.

And we thought LFL was a messy era lmfao

Lana, if you're reading this please get yout shit together, stop trying to be an instagram baddie or whataver you're trying to be because IT'S NOT CUTE, buy some hair moisturizer, scrap Hope and enrol on an online literature course  get better sis

Wow, imagine if Lana actually starts reading our posts now. I'd scream. Also, she is being a bitch and not in a cool way. Sorry Lana, I love you, but what you're doing is just awful.

he deserves it after hiring a detective to track down my family and try to get me in trouble because i had 2 mp3s that were already leaked in the time he spent chasing my ass 
 
instead of idk going after china.palace who impersonated lana for years or actually managing lana properly  

He’s really unprofessional. Fans have collectively spent millions on Lana, and he responds rudely when teenagers on IG ask for a release date for a project we were told would be out by now?

ben is a 30-something year old man with a professional career getting mad at some teenagers on instagram... 
he should've approached it from a more professional standpoint and said "we realize that its taking longer, sorry. i dont have any info at this time"
but he snapped and is being sarcastic, lmao. he's just flat out rude and annoying. always has been and always will be