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I honestly don't see why they wouldn't want Cola as a single. It could easily have been reworked into a radio-friendly song (give it a faster beat, replace "my pussy tastes like" with "my lips they taste like" - which even keeps the original rhyme scheme) and been a smash. Just like Brooklyn Baby, Florida Kilos, and High By The Beach could have been smashes with even the slightest bit of imagination on promoters' parts.
 
 
The most disrespectful thing Lana/her team has done to her fans is come after Lanaboards and other fan-groupings. I can overlook messy album releases, but taking aim at us pisses me off.

I honestly don't see why they wouldn't want Cola as a single. It could easily have been reworked into a radio-friendly song (give it a faster beat, replace "my pussy tastes like" with "my lips they taste like" - which even keeps the original rhyme scheme) and been a smash. Just like Brooklyn Baby, Florida Kilos, and High By The Beach could have been smashes with even the slightest bit of imagination on promoters' parts.
 
 
The most disrespectful thing Lana/her team has done to her fans is come after Lanaboards and other fan-groupings. I can overlook messy album releases, but taking aim at us pisses me off.

Paradise was a mess? I don't remember it being one.
 
Ultraviolence was the biggest mess to me, only because Lana completely abandoned that album for reasons that I still don't know. But Lust For Life is about to lap it.

@Elle has talked about Ben's threats to shut the website down x_x
 
His threats were based on leaks but, IIRC, no leaks actually originate here.

@Elle has talked about Ben's threats to shut the website down x_x
 
His threats were based on leaks but, IIRC, no leaks actually originate here.

@Elle has talked about Ben's threats to shut the website down x_x
 
His threats were based on leaks but, IIRC, no leaks actually originate here.

@Elle has talked about Ben's threats to shut the website down x_x
 
His threats were based on leaks but, IIRC, no leaks actually originate here.

Paradise was a mess? I don't remember it being one.
 
Ultraviolence was the biggest mess to me, only because Lana completely abandoned that album for reasons that I still don't know. But Lust For Life is about to lap it.

Paradise was a mess? I don't remember it being one.
 
Ultraviolence was the biggest mess to me, only because Lana completely abandoned that album for reasons that I still don't know. But Lust For Life is about to lap it.

Paradise was a mess? I don't remember it being one.
 
Ultraviolence was the biggest mess to me, only because Lana completely abandoned that album for reasons that I still don't know. But Lust For Life is about to lap it.

Agreed.
 
What upsets me is that there are other artists who are lazy (or at the very least, ill-prepared) like Lana is, but their management makes up for it. I wonder why Lana's team doesn't seem to put that much effort, if any, at their job? 
 
Ben and Ed have dicked around Elle and Lanaboards more than they've actually worked at managing her this era.

The second part of the gif came from Hillary Clinton dabbing on Ellen.

What she needs to sing is Brite Lites, Pawn Shop Blues, or Boarding School.

What she needs to sing is Brite Lites, Pawn Shop Blues, or Boarding School.

if I had my way, she'd retire Born To Die/Paradise tracks and perform more songs from Ultraviolence, AKA, and some songs from Lust For Life.

7 songs from Born To Die: The Paradise Edition and only one song from the album this tour is supposed to support? And not even the title track of the album?
 
Sorry, can't be with this.

What she needs to sing is Brite Lites, Pawn Shop Blues, or Boarding School.

Y'all are gonna get Lanaboards shut down for pissing Ben off.

if I had my way, she'd retire Born To Die/Paradise tracks and perform more songs from Ultraviolence, AKA, and some songs from Lust For Life.

if I had my way, she'd retire Born To Die/Paradise tracks and perform more songs from Ultraviolence, AKA, and some songs from Lust For Life.

if I had my way, she'd retire Born To Die/Paradise tracks and perform more songs from Ultraviolence, AKA, and some songs from Lust For Life.

if I had my way, she'd retire Born To Die/Paradise tracks and perform more songs from Ultraviolence, AKA, and some songs from Lust For Life.

The only question is: do we take the Paris Match date as the final word or do we take Elle's June issue referring to Lust For Life as having already been released in May as the final word?

7 songs from Born To Die: The Paradise Edition and only one song from the album this tour is supposed to support? And not even the title track of the album?
 
Sorry, can't be with this.

Hahaha no.