SparkleJumpRopeKing

Just like the demo leak of National Anthem, TIWMUG, Lolita, and Diet MTN Dew killed Born to Die

oh god.. at first I read this as it was your photo/your tattoo and was thinking of ways 2 backtrack lmao..lana taught me well

she gets her face tattoed on her arm and doesn't even know how to spell her name 

ur not even gonna be able 2 see lana bc all of his leg hair is gonna be covering the tattoo once it grows back tbh

I don't know whether I'd be totally creeped out/disgusted, satisfied that he's a Lana fan, be happy to be in bed with Lana too or all three 

but imagine getting ready to go to bed with that guy, then you suddenly see that

Ooh balls
 
Why get it in a hairy place, though

i'm gonna get paradise tattooed above my pussy bcos #accurate

i think *trash magic* would be a really cool tattoo tbh 
 
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@@Quentin i quoted her ASAP cos i knew she was gonna delete it

me @ u

"oh cool so what does the M stand for?" 
 
"its the first initial of my favorite singer's grandmother" 
 

Then what lol

Is there any worse month than August? Is there any way to stave off this misery? What if buying "Applause" on the 19th doesn't work?
Enter Beemo, LanaBoards' resident slaysian, tinychat connoisseur, and graphic hunny If you don't know him already, your misfortune ends today! Get with the sass2strong and fuck wit his graphics tbqh (taking requests )
 
Member of the Month (August): Beemo!
 
 
 

Can I do a duet with someone next round? LET'S DO A BURQA/SCARFACE MASHUP 
 
ok bye

SO, I don't know if I will get killed for making this thread and stating what follows but I don't care.
1949 is one of my favorite Lana songs. It's one of the only ones I don't ever get tired of listening to or singing to. I just love it. I know that Hawaiian Tropic+1949=Every Man Gets His Wish, I love them three, but 1949 is just so beautiful...
Anyone feels the same way? Anyone knows anything on the background of this song?

I like 'em mad, bad, baby, you could be the one
If you wanna get trashed and have fun
Throw me wholly in the sky like a pizza pie

(Are you crazy?)

You take my whole world, baby, and twist it to the right
Throw me in the air and "whoop!" like dynamite
Baby, you know anytime, you can sweeten mine

You know I like 'em bad, boy
Wrong side of the track, boy, ah
You know I like 'em bad, boy, like you.

(Like you, you know I do)

I like a man with kick, yeah
So come around and hit me, ah
No other man can hit me like you.

(Like you, you know what you do)

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly everyday
But I'm not gonna do it, baby, no way!

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
You only show a little, but you give me more,
Behind, behind closed doors

(No one can see us
I know you like me)

I see my best friends kissing, touching all the time,
But I don't need no jet to write it in the sky
I see it in his eyes, I'm his cherry pie.

You know I like 'em bad, boy
They think you make me sad, boy, no
The best I ever had, boy, it's you.

(Like you, you know I do)

I want a man that's hot, yeah
To come around and rock me, yeah
No one can dirty talk me like you.

(Like you, you know what you do)

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly everyday
But I'm not gonna do it, baby, no way!

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
You only show a little, but you give me more,
Behind, behind closed doors
Behind closed doors.

Everybody's at the park tonight
Everybody's at the shore
Everybody's on the street tonight
What the hell would we do that for?
Everybody's at the park tonight
But we got fireworks galore
Behind closed doors, behind closed doors

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly everyday
But I'm not gonna do it, baby, no way!

Everybody's saying you're no good for me,
But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me
You only show a little, but you give me more,
Behind, behind closed doors
Behind closed doors
Behind closed doors
 
DEMO:
 
I like ‘em bad-bad, baby, you could be the one
And if you wanna get trashed and have fun
Throw me wholly in the sky like a pizza pie

You take my whole world, baby, and twist it to the right
Throw it in the air and whoop like dynamite
Throw me in the sky like a pizza pie

You know I like ‘em bad, boy
Wrong side of the track, boy
You know I like ‘em bad boy, like you

I like a man with kick, yeah
So come around and hit me up
No other man can lick me like you

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly every day
But I’m not gonna do it, baby

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Only show a little but you give me more
Behind, behind closed doors
Behind closed doors (x3)

You know I like ‘em bad, boy
Wrong side of the track, boy
You know I like ‘em bad boy, like you
 
I like a man with kick, yeah
So come around and hit me up
No other man can lick me like you

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly every day
But I’m not gonna do it, baby

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Only show a little but you give me more
Behind, behind closed doors
Behind closed doors (x3)

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly every day
But I’m not gonna do it, baby

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Only show a little but you give me more
Behind, behind closed doors
Behind closed doors (x3)

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Tell me I should leave nearly every day
But I’m not gonna do it, baby

Everybody’s saying you’re no good for me
But they don’t see the dirty stuff you do to me
Only show a little but you give me more
Behind, behind closed doors

Every man gets his wish

9 posts! Not an underdog bulldozing us all
 
Congrats, @@StealingTheMoonlight, it was really beautiful. Can't wait for your finalist entry
 
 
Also this is shit, I wanna know who did ALL of them

Not surprising from someone who doesn't know her own birth year either.

cant stop laughing 
 

Round 1 voting is now closed.
 

 
And now, I'm happy to announce that the winner, with 21 votes, is.....@StealingTheMoonlight !
 
 
Congrats, girl! You're our first finalist!
 
Round two starts soon.

Queen of Disaster?

What crime?