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I don't know if any of you have noticed or posted this but she already teased Henry, Come On lyrics in November ("I mean come onnnnn"), in that Instagram post's caption! (the post was about Haper Bazaar's Magazine)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cz7Ms5EPAfa/?igsh=MWRxMDc0eW04YmlkeQ==

tbh he surprised me that he can still do fresh stuff with Lana in Ocean Blvd so I’m more apt to blame Taylor atp

Have you by chance heard the TEN MINUTE long song she wrote about a guy she dated for 10 weeks? 

I’m so ready for Taylor not to be as exposed as she is now. Like I remember when state of grace was a deep cut…
OMG DYING, BUT FR

I literally just came here to say I really liked this one

i feel like the humor will be about the Joe cheating allegations. She doesn’t seem sad, she seems mad. Her Jagged Little Pill coming lololol 

the titles are funny 
this insider info makes sense because the song titles seem to be ironic/satirical, and as much as taylor can be unintentionally cringe i think she’s actually being very tongue-in-cheek with this album. even ‘the tortured poets department’ sounds ironic, especially if it’s meant to reference ‘the tortured man club’.

This is the funniest leak I’ve ever seen. “She’s putting alot of humour into the songs” PLEASE
there is NOTHING funny about this album

Maybe you're right but maybe we'll get a song where something references Matty, like she referenced Calvin in Gorgeous ("I got a boyfriend, he's older than us, he's in the club doing I don't knoe what" - Calvin is older than Taylor and he's DJing in clubs).
 
Funny thing is that there isn't a song which is 100% about Calvin even though their relationship was like 1.5 years long or something. I do remember her saying that when she was with Calvin, she had writer's block. Their relationship was pretty toxic as well, which was referenced in Getaway Car, where the "He" was Calvin and the "You" was Tom Hiddleston ("I wanted to leave him, I needed a reason" and "He poisoned the well, I was lying to myself"). To be honest, while writing this, I forgot how brilliant Getaway Car is. I love it kinds more than Cruel Summer (CS got overplayed fast imo). It's just brilliant in terms of everything, the 80s synth beat and the Bonnie & Clyde references in lyrics.

probably no songs about travis since she likely finished recording the album before she and travis met, and for sure before they started dating. ive been wondering about matty healy myself though, i was thinking when she first anounced the tracklist that i can fix him (no really i can) and maybe down bad were about him. now im not so sure, maybe i can fix him is. 
 
or maybe he’ll be like calvin harris and we’ll never get a song about him ☠️

It's like "it has music and words that have a meaning" lol

The fact her album cover pisses people off is exactly what she wants. The album is literally called brat, obviously she’s gonna act like a brat
 
also did no one listen to What You Think About Me???? Like she doesn’t care if you hate it or not