my ol man isa batman

I keep saying this, someone listen

...Pussy Rocks?
 

Nazi Baby ?
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Cat Lady Shit?
 
I'm gonna be so bad at this game, someone else try.

EDIT:
The t-shirts came in the mail. The grey one was eh so I complained and they sent me a white one too. I like the white one a lot better cuz the colors are much better. The grey one had the colors way duller than I thought.
 
Let me know what you think. My friend designed these and she's so talented! 
 
I'm gonna wear one to the House of Blues show and the other to Lollapalooza.
 

 

You just made me wake up my entire house 

As someone with unjustified nostalgia for wasting too much his childhood chore money on packs of baseball cards with an incredibly stale stick of gum included, I found this interesting: Apparently Topps is making Lollapalooza trading cards. Don't see a Lana one though. 

I'm sorry, but can we just take a moment and appreciate the amount of emoticons this post has? 
 

Lana... -.-

MOTHERFUCKERS 

In that video at 1:13 .. is Lana Del Rey written in a comic sans font??
are we a fucking joke to these people
to write her name.... in comic sans
 
da fuk is dis
 
((note: not serious ))

LanaPalooza!

Oh my God can someone go see Death Grips so I'll have someone to talk about how kickass Death Grips is?
 
OH GOD 2 CHAINZ IS GONNA BE THERE. ALL I WANT IS TO HEAR 2 CHAINZ SAY 2 CHAAAAAAAAYNZZZZZZ IN REAL LIFE. he wears two chains it's brilliant.

Of course I'm pretty sure if NA got radio support it would have done really well it's a great song.
 
Maybe....this could be the chance for Cola to finally come out

trapeze artist actually. no for real!

If anyone was under my bed I'd scream 

Omg i will befriend any Albino for sure dolls, but lets be honest, he's creepy. I'm not against black people who are white, but if i looked under my bed and saw him i'd scream. If i looked under my bed and saw Lana i'd be all "omg yassss!".

Christmas EvE  .
I think every designer that looks at this for more than 10 sec has little heart murmurs going on in their chest
 
Anyway besides this hideous post I think Tropic will be kind of awsome. Can't wait for Laneve and Albino Jesus play bang bang with Cholas while Elvis fucks MM in the background.

Anyone also loved the poster?? I dig it. Excited about this!! A mall close by my house has a movie theater only for short movies so maybe they will get Tropico on the circuit.

Oh Lana, posing with a snake? It's so overdone. I do it at home everyday.
 
If she comes to London >.< Oh please Lana...

That actually sounds pretty amazing that they can do that, plus it seems like something that Lana would be into.
Imagine if she unexpectedly showed up and performed OTTR.. :hdu:

From what i gather the show is held in rich, Monaco, and the lord/king/richest/somethingsomething guy from that place who has 50 billion dollars one day was all "i'm so rich dolls, and so bored, i wanna meet singers and stuff" so he just created this show. At every show he turns up with his new Barbie doll girlfriend and they are all like "Monaco, Queen of di-a-monds is hurr" and everyone claps and then the show just goes on awarding people and doing random things.
 
Or something like that sort of.
 
It used to be televised but i don't think every country gets it anymore.

Honestly, as cute as it is that Lana got noms, it really is the most random pointless awards show that no one watches.

So Legit of you

Floppy award that ~used~ to be popular. They haven't had an actual ceremony since 2010.
Seriously, they're using unofficial fan-created album covers... sigh...