Black Roses

If a non-album-releasing male artist that I liked posted  "Real Househusbands of West Hollywood" I'd be just as bitter, tyvm. 

"Real housewives of west hollywood" - lana sweetie you're single af

DL for Birthday Suit:

https://dbr.ee/I9Dn
 

This thread has become a complete mess. I'm seeing slander being directed towards everything but L+F which is how it shouldn't be 

wtf is up with this froot slander

Honestly the sole fact that you purposefully chose these songs that do not represent the album as a whole makes me understand you don’t really have a point and are really grasping at straws...
EH deals with depressioni (Living Dead), the socialisation of women (Sex Yeah) and much more... like in terms of themes it touches on a lot more subjects than M4

@@Elle ban ha, LanaBoards is supposed to be a safe space and I don't want any kind of hate speech here. 

*Talks about cancelling tour dates
*Doesnt even bother to actually announce these cancellations as people continue to buy tickets
 
Her unprofessionalism has truly reached a new low

I know it's asking too much but an album that sounds like Flipside would be divine

Lana's old work is timeless. That's why she gets streamed to death and it's what her past albums deserve. But because it's mostly her past work, it's not really what I'd call a great gauging of current popularity. Album sales matter more and lbr, with LFL, we were all expecting something better than what we got and it shows by how her latest material is being received. People are worried it's gonna be LFL 2.0
 
LFL was her worst album and era and the fact it was so highly praised by critics is disrespectful to her previous albums which were actual masterpieces. One of a kinds and pure Lana.
Not to rant but that critic response her last album got was so shady, praising Lana for writing about topics 'outside herself, like politics', like there's something wrong with selfish art. Felt like a slap in the face to Lana's previous work. Lana's sensitive to criticism. I wouldn't be surprised if this is what caused her lackluster attitude.
 
I'd be unmotivated too if everyone was up my ass only when I wrote about what they thought I should be writing about.
 
Anyway, Lana gets hammered no matter what she does so now she's not doing anything I guess lmao

Omg guys.. I think Pharrell Williams was the person who produced Unhappy Meal... It's all starting to make sense now     

I’m not surprised her new videos aren’t getting views, this woman is known for her beauty and visuals and she refuses to feed the GP with either. We want to be swept away in the fantasy, not bored to tears with corny iPhone footage.

She doesn’t need to be glamorous (I actually preferred her more chill UV era looks). I’m talking about how boring her MVs are, that’s why nobody is checking for them. I don’t mind simple MVs, but atleast serve us with something (a great shot, cool cinematography, trippy lighting - SOMETHING). Who wants to watch Lana’s back up dancers play with butterflies for 3 minutes like...

Leak Miss Y final ♡
can someone share the best quality version from Scab & Plaster pls? I have like 3 versions lol

sometimes i feel like i’m over NFR but then i remember both cinnamon and in your car exist so i’ll keep waiting (:

I'm at the point where the only thing that would make sense is if this era was a social experiment

Just got my first warning point because posted about how Madonna is coming for Lana on this thread lmao no regrets tho the grandma will scalp that 35 years old wannabe lolita
 

me fighting the urge to make a ban joke in case elle gives me my 10th warning point for going off topi-

 
ah fuck it..
 
{ no one:
 
 
 
elle: mOd nOTe: uSeR wAs WaRnEd fOr tHiS pOsT }
 
 
mod note: user was warned for this post

LDR7 to be coverless

anyways i think it’d be nice if the album cover had that classic font she’s used for every record except LFL. but something tells me it’s going to be textless

i had a nightmare that cinnamon came out and its just the same snippet we've already heard, repeated with slightly diff change of lyrics, no bridge, no coda, no breakdown.  i woke up with a gasp.  NFR is giving me anxiety yall

the sad thing is is that with only a little promo lana can rack in one hell of an audience. now if she did promo like some of these artists out there... our girl would be hot shit again (among the gp i mean. she still is hot with us). but lana doesnt care about any of that so hell what can we do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

people can say im being a bitch or overdramatic but i just wanna reply to ed's comment about lana doing shit as she wishes and just say fuck you. you are a MANAGER!!!!!!! isnt that their fucking job! what is the point of even keeping her around if they aint gonna do shit!! holy fuck idk why it upsets me so much. its just so ridiculous

I say when the album drops we all write one star reviews on iTunes, etc voicing how disappointed we are with the rollout. Our concerns truly need to be heard so that this does not happen again..

Honestly the fact that they even let it rollout like this already says she/her management could give less of a shit for future releases lol