larisalars

okay, he's obviously referring to lana.
 
but what the fuck's a bradley solero anyway? he's famous for flashing his tattoos? oh wow, so talented!

If your life was a TV show, this would be the theme song: driving in cars with boys
Will you ever get to heaven?: born to die
Song you dance to at your wedding: butterflies part1
This song contains the name of your first-born: playing dangerous (officer i quess lol )
Song played at your funeral: ride
What do you want right now?: kill kill
Song that describes your sex life: motel 6
How will you die?: jump
Your life motto: heavy hitter
What do you look for in a girl/guy?:million dolar man i CANt even
Song that plays in your head when you see someone attractive: smarty
What people think of you: disco
Where will you live?: off to the races (sounds about perf to me )
What is your vice?: us against the world
What is the most important thing in your life? Queen of the gas station
Who do you look up to?: JFK

:facepalm:  just realised it

How dare you not listen to Sirens, it's beautiful.

My old man is a nice man and we share a completely non-incestous, non-statutory rape breaching relationship for your information

Darling, Darling, doesn't have a problem
Lying to herself cause her teddy's top shelf

Basically, just use shuffle but ONLY put down the answer if the artist is May/Lizzy/Lana. And don't cheat!  If your life was a TV show, this would be the theme song: Will you ever get to heaven?: Song you dance to at your wedding: This song contains the name of your first-born: Song played at your funeral: What do you want right now?: Song that describes your sex life: How will you die?:  Your life motto:  What do you look for in a girl/guy?: Song that plays in your head when you see someone attractive: What people think of you:  Where will you live?:  What is your vice?:  What is the most important thing in your life? Who do you look up to?:   
There is another thread like this, but it includes other artists...no thanks. 
 

Don't worry, there is footage from the trailer park days, and Stefani will ALWAYS suck!

EVERYTHING IT'S A LIE, MY FAVORITE LANA DEL REY TRACK IS A LIE
 
I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!!!!
 
WHAT IF SHE NEVER LIVED IN A TRAILER PARK???, WHAT IF HER LIPS ARE FAKE??
WHAT IF SHE LIKE GAGA AND STEFANI DOESN'T SUCK?? WHY IF SHE IS NOT A BRITNEY FAN???
WHAT IF SHE KILLED LIZZY GRANT?? WHAT IF HER REAL NAME IT'S MAY JAILER AND SHE HAS 60 YO AND A GOOD DOCTOR?
 
MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

Call me poison ivy 'cause I'm far from good
But pretty from afar, like a dark star
 
Everything is fine, but I wish I was dead :crying5:
 
Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes
With your golden grill, true love never dies
 
I like your ultraviolet swing, I like it when you treat me mean.
Chateau Marmont memories fading,hope is very far
 
L is for the love you that gave and took away
O is for the only one I wanted to stay
V is for my valiant, valiant baby
E is X that we took with champagne
 
 
Let's celebrate our twisted fate, we're the broken ones
 
You're gonna love me... I'm gonna make you :crying5:
 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead" :crying5:
Unmissable, invincible 
Behavior is despicable
If you’re lookin’ for fun you can come out with me tonight
 
It's nice to love and be loved but its better to know what God knows [ ]
 
Overdose and dying, on our drugs, and our love, and our dreams, and our rage
 
I'm in love with a dying man :crying5: .
 
Palm trees in black and white, last thing I saw before I died
 
It's the voodoo Mississippi south, 69 million stars. Birds are flying out of my mouth, spirits creeping in my yard. Hold my head, it's tilting back
 
You don't know what you've done to me, you're heavier than heavenly :crying5:
 
Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It's either live or die boy

Lana and her facial expressions lead to lot's of gifs. Post the ones you like Would it be cocky of me to go first ?
Like whatever.. is not.
 
 

 

 

 

 

& this one lol
You go now !

Lana and her facial expressions lead to lot's of gifs. Post the ones you like Would it be cocky of me to go first ?
Like whatever.. is not.
 
 

 

 

 

 

& this one lol
You go now !

Hey I merged this with the thread we already have
 
But feel free to keep it active!

This one went viral on tumblr with over 80,000 notes. 

The closest thing to ever see Lana and Marina in the same music video 

Lana and her facial expressions lead to lot's of gifs. Post the ones you like Would it be cocky of me to go first ?
Like whatever.. is not.
 
 

 

 

 

 

& this one lol
You go now !

Lana and her facial expressions lead to lot's of gifs. Post the ones you like Would it be cocky of me to go first ?
Like whatever.. is not.
 
 

 

 

 

 

& this one lol
You go now !

thanks for the suggestions. Rollercoaster Child sounds like a perf title

Call me poison ivy 'cause I'm far from good
But pretty from afar, like a dark star
 
Everything is fine, but I wish I was dead :crying5:
 
Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes
With your golden grill, true love never dies
 
I like your ultraviolet swing, I like it when you treat me mean.
Chateau Marmont memories fading,hope is very far
 
L is for the love you that gave and took away
O is for the only one I wanted to stay
V is for my valiant, valiant baby
E is X that we took with champagne
 
 
Let's celebrate our twisted fate, we're the broken ones
 
You're gonna love me... I'm gonna make you :crying5:
 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead" :crying5:
Unmissable, invincible 
Behavior is despicable
If you’re lookin’ for fun you can come out with me tonight
 
It's nice to love and be loved but its better to know what God knows [ ]
 
Overdose and dying, on our drugs, and our love, and our dreams, and our rage
 
I'm in love with a dying man :crying5: .
 
Palm trees in black and white, last thing I saw before I died
 
It's the voodoo Mississippi south, 69 million stars. Birds are flying out of my mouth, spirits creeping in my yard. Hold my head, it's tilting back
 
You don't know what you've done to me, you're heavier than heavenly :crying5:
 
Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It's either live or die boy

Baby, i've become someone. Not of this world 
Any time I think I have a good idea, that I should do the opposite of whatever it is I feel.
And that's because I have a bad mind and I have gold in my veins
 
You say that you don't want to be hypnotised, but baby I, I don't wanna hypnotise you   
 
Easy Rider 
I'm in love with a dying man           

Call me poison ivy 'cause I'm far from good
But pretty from afar, like a dark star
 
Everything is fine, but I wish I was dead :crying5:
 
Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes
With your golden grill, true love never dies
 
I like your ultraviolet swing, I like it when you treat me mean.
Chateau Marmont memories fading,hope is very far
 
L is for the love you that gave and took away
O is for the only one I wanted to stay
V is for my valiant, valiant baby
E is X that we took with champagne
 
 
Let's celebrate our twisted fate, we're the broken ones
 
You're gonna love me... I'm gonna make you :crying5:
 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead" :crying5:
Unmissable, invincible 
Behavior is despicable
If you’re lookin’ for fun you can come out with me tonight
 
It's nice to love and be loved but its better to know what God knows [ ]
 
Overdose and dying, on our drugs, and our love, and our dreams, and our rage
 
I'm in love with a dying man :crying5: .
 
Palm trees in black and white, last thing I saw before I died
 
It's the voodoo Mississippi south, 69 million stars. Birds are flying out of my mouth, spirits creeping in my yard. Hold my head, it's tilting back
 
You don't know what you've done to me, you're heavier than heavenly :crying5:
 
Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It's either live or die boy

It's so bubbly I can't deal 

me gusta 

Call me poison ivy 'cause I'm far from good
But pretty from afar, like a dark star
 
Everything is fine, but I wish I was dead :crying5:
 
Baby, you'll never grow old in my eyes
With your golden grill, true love never dies
 
I like your ultraviolet swing, I like it when you treat me mean.
Chateau Marmont memories fading,hope is very far
 
L is for the love you that gave and took away
O is for the only one I wanted to stay
V is for my valiant, valiant baby
E is X that we took with champagne
 
 
Let's celebrate our twisted fate, we're the broken ones
 
You're gonna love me... I'm gonna make you :crying5:
 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but I wish I was dead" :crying5:
Unmissable, invincible 
Behavior is despicable
If you’re lookin’ for fun you can come out with me tonight
 
It's nice to love and be loved but its better to know what God knows [ ]
 
Overdose and dying, on our drugs, and our love, and our dreams, and our rage
 
I'm in love with a dying man :crying5: .
 
Palm trees in black and white, last thing I saw before I died
 
It's the voodoo Mississippi south, 69 million stars. Birds are flying out of my mouth, spirits creeping in my yard. Hold my head, it's tilting back
 
You don't know what you've done to me, you're heavier than heavenly :crying5:
 
Are you gonna be my lover? Are we gonna be true love suicide? It's either live or die boy