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Please tell me that I wasn't the only one who thought about Prom Song, Boarding School, Puppy Love and every other song about her crush on a teacher after reading this part of The Age interview. I just...

I wonder how many teenage girls will be running away from Lana when Ultraviolence is released. It's so different lmao
I wonder how many teenage girls will be running away from Lana when Ultraviolence is released. It's so different lmao

Bless ha generosity
 
Response track to Summertime Sadness tbh

It's amazing, made me cry,
thank you Lana   

While fans here already found it and some will even translate, let's post the pics / article:
 

 

 

13 second snippet posted: http://lanashadesofcool.tumblr.com/

Aaaaaand confirmed
 

all my faves in one room together
lana and kanye discussing a collaborative album
kim and lana sharing surgery stories
kim and lana discussing blk dique
a honeymoon night threesome
kris setting lana up with rob
me i am elizabeth kardashian the chanteuse

When this information was released so many people on Twitter were being hateful saying Lana's only doing it for the money. I really don't think she is. Kim and Kanye have said multiple times that Y&B is "their special song". They both appreciate her music so I so nothing wrong with her performing there. Plus, if someone was flying me out to Paris and paying me six figures I'd probably do it, too. It's not like it's that much trouble for Lana. She obviously wants to or she wouldn't have said yes. I really hope we get photos because I'm sure she'll be extra dolled-up and stunning. 

You guys are gonna have so much fun in Berlin and I wish you all a great time.. 
I wanna go too, but I'm too broke 

You guys are gonna have so much fun in Berlin and I wish you all a great time.. 
I wanna go too, but I'm too broke 

You guys are gonna have so much fun in Berlin and I wish you all a great time.. 
I wanna go too, but I'm too broke 

"We were just in New York for Lady Gaga--"
"Amazing"
"It was--"
"That's so great"
*So Legit plays softly*

Omg interviewer: "We were just in New York for Lady Gaga"
 
Lana: "Amazing" you lying bitch

Audio here: http://987ampradio.cbslocal.com/2014/05/16/slacker-talks-with-lana-del-rey-before-her-detroit-performance/?utm_content=buffer40e34&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
 
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the discs look so heavenly good !!! I really really adore them 
 
and... an official date 

This has to be one of my favourite Lana interviews.
It's so funny and insightful. 
Prom Song keeps getting better for me, the more we find out about it.
When I read she forgot where she put her car I just 
Seriously, what an amazing interview. 

I love the album cover.
The picture is so simple and I love black and white photography so.. amazing 

I just used the Kathi one last night in an argument (i used the person's real name though) and it shut the bitch up. It's the best insult to use because people don't know how to respond to it.

Are we just gonna forget Lana shading Cedric
https://vine.co/v/MJbtTTY5jE9
 

PLOT TWIST: NIGHTBOY103 IS NIGHTMARE BOY AKA BARRIE
 
OH.
 
MY.
 
FUCKING.
 
GOD.
 
Also, that OysterMag interview:
What would you do if I did write something really mean?
Nothing? I dunno [laughs], come to Australia and kill you?

Not really what you might've had in mind, but I just had to post this
 
Her Oystermag interview. 
 
Oh, and this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhtffUeomvM

Lana doesn't do enough sassing, tbh.