honeycookie

im gonna need a gay who lives in la or ny to go to jacks studio and steal the album, i cant wait anymore

the ldr7 thread is gonna be like 7000 pages long 
 
cant wait for the breakdowns since we think this is bad
 
but in all honesty i want her to take a hiatus after this album, pop out a kid and then start writing again because at the moment it feels forced and if she doesn't want to make music its not gonna be very good

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG i can't believe somebody leaked this new song and youtube hasnt taken it down yet!!!
 

And Ben still thinks we're shit, smh

i love us. every day we manage to keep this thread alive with the same complaints, the same (sometimes different) theories and pure speculation when we havent had an ounce of news in MONTHS. if this doesnt show our dedication towards this woman and her art then idk what will! 

SHUTUOFJF

i am the biggest NFR fan in the world!!! i have nothngb ut patience for this record!!! i love it!!!! i dont care!!! this comment is fucking ginarmosu in germany!!!
 
however if the!! song!! i want ins't on there!!! im comitting genocide!!!

don't we all at this point

Everyday someone posts here that they're unstanning bc she hasn't said anything about NFR, yet they be back here tomorrow with a new conspiracy about where the album is it

I've never hated her so much like I do rn

I can wait, I have a pretty high patience, but I'm just really disappointed when she said the album is finished and might be out early 2019 (I guess I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when she didn't sound so sure about that, but how could I not when everything seemed to be finished but the album cover?)... I can wait, I have other things to entertain myself with so I don't mind that much to be honest, but... just some proper comminucation about what's going on would be nice. Really nice.

but she has the whole festival "tour" in june-july. it would make sense to release the album before then but clearly nothing makes sense this era so fuck it why not just release the album AFTER all the shows 

Hillsong didn’t approve

You REALLY think Lana thinks about that story from ages ago?
 
Smth... she even forgets what her own pussy tastes like...
 
It's the church honey

She's also probably growing the trees that will provide the paper for the poetry book, so we just have to be a little bit patient  ^_^

Maybe she wants to take a pic of an actual violet for the poetry book cover and she can't steal that from Google because copyright so she's growing her own and therefore we all have to wait for it to grow. 
 
Plausible af. 
 
I'm going to bed before I become any more ridiculous. 'Night. 

You know what I keep thinking about: she mentioned all these things about how the album was already done, how she already wrote songs before collating with Jack, how her life has changed and whatever since she’s been hanging out with her cult of 30 year old instagram thots and Ben saying the album isn’t done yet... I think songs on the album just don’t relate to her anymore so she keeps trying to scrap it and rework it to the point where it isn’t even the same album that she “finished” last year. I know when I look at poetry and writings from a year ago I feel like they don’t relate to me or I have to keep tweaking it and making changes to the point where it’s not even a sincere product anymore. So my theory is that whatever NFR we get now won’t even be the NFR 2018 we were supposed to get. There might be some “old” songs lumped in there out of pure laziness alone but it’ll be an uncohesive mess.

"How’d you get to a happier place?
 
Lana Del Rey: I made personal commitments.
 
Commitments to what?
 
Well, they’re personal. [laughs] I had some people in my life that made me a worse person. I was not sure if I could step out of that box of familiarity, which was having a lot of people around me who had a lot of problems and feeling like that was home base. Because it’s all I know. I spent my whole life reasoning with crazy people. I felt like everyone deserved a chance, but they don’t. Sometimes you just have to step away without saying anything."
 
I actually agree with her statement, but that's just such a shitty thing to do to your partner.

Source: https://www.tampabay.com/lana-del-ray-ends-engagement-to-barrie-james-oneill/2186196 
Barrie’s response:
https://www.nme.com/news/music/lana-del-rey-21-1192710

While we're waiting for NFR stream Cellophane x
If Miss Del Rey not releasing NFR is really that detrimental to your mental health and someone posting a fake leak can really trigger you this much... log off. I'm serious. You guys are REALLY scary with all of this melodrama. Go outside or something 

Leaks or no leaks ... she's gonna release it when she wants to. If she won't let her fans' collective outcry have a bearing on it, I can't see why she'd allow leaks to, either. If anything, it might encourage her to release it sooner rather than later. 
 
If I were her and someone leaked my music which I currently had no plan to release, it'd at least make me think about setting a release date, etc. 
 
At least a leak might trigger a response or a statement about the damn album ... at this point we're flatlining and we've got the defibrillator out. 

Well since Lana won't do it, I guess I will. CINNAMON xo
https://picosong.com/wEudZ

water cinnamon rocky?

why does this look like lana on stage in her boots when the audience asks for cinnamon
  
 
actually it kinda looks like her during the OTTR choreography im-

Clicking on that pico link actually gave me the smallest glimmer of excitement for just a few tiny seconds and honestly I haven't felt that way in a very VERY long time...