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Sort of... it wasn't officially affiliated with the forum and was actually started back in the LDR.FM days by @RileyThomas, but it was hosted by different people who were members here. Most hosted it live and unscripted, interacting with and taking requests from a live chat. I wasn't comfortable doing it that way and wanted to do a more polished, informative, scripted format, but in the process I probably effectively killed it by setting the bar too high and making it too much work. I have a pretty detailed outline for a massive followup podcast and rough drafts of some portions that I've been working on more or less ever since I finished those ones over 6 years ago (holy shit), but between fatherhood and existential Trump dread I haven't found the time to finish it. Someday hopefully. But I wouldn't be opposed someone else picking up the mantle with a live format in the interim.

If it's wrong I don't wanna be right. In retrospect, this was a clue. Also, here for the sound clips this is gonna give me for this. Evil, I've come to tell you that she's evil, most definitely Evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely The tension, it's getting hotter I'd like to hold her head underwater

We called it. Damn. The follow-up to my covers-themed Lana Del Reydio podcast will never be finished. Oh well. This is a good problem to have. And it will give me the perfect segue into dropping some unknown info I've been saving for it.

Although it's weird how she conflates Marilyn Monroe with her too.

that Nirvana guy sings that "Come As You Are" song the fuck is his name ELVIS is the king TOM PETTY sings that not him Springsteen is the BOSS Tune's Radiohead Who stole it from The Hollies' "The Air That I Breathe" i suck at guitar and affirmative consent we're superficial

soda cunt lyric now the least controversial don't sing anymore

white girl thoughts and prayers i want to fuck your husband odd zeppelin quote

guns and roses guns weird phil collins reference guns and roses guns

*Instapot bubbling in the background* *puts on coffee* *speaks breathily* I just like *sniffs Gucci Guilty perfume* the masters *puts on bath* of every genre *washes hair* Petition for Lana to partake in a revival of @@YUNGATA 's bathtime tinychats. inb4 the redone cover of NFR is a Rockwell homage in disappearing ink and the album just tracks of white noise *record scratch sound* Hold the phone. Didn't she say before that she didn't watch TV/didn't have a TV growing up? Really unfortunate this name was squandered on a cooking device and not on, like, Uber for weed. Release a couple more songs and the album effectively would be out. [No context] *FMWUTTT plays* Lana: People trading on their name in another field is lame... except when I do it! Rules for thee, but not for me. Dear Lana, Please do this. I swear I'll buy lots of copies and wouldn't dream of editing it to make you say even stupider things on a Lana Del Reydio podcast at some point in the future. I swear on the timely release of NFR. Cheers, ee Dr. Frankenstein's Mr. Campbell's monster

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These things mostly work out. What I can't work out are all the relationships she had and/or claims to have had for the lengths of time they supposedly were. I had no less than 5 posts making fun of him and others for holding on to that delusional hope, including this gem: Nah. She took a gap year before attending Fordham, but if anything she'd have had to have skipped a grade (she didn't) to have finished high school the year she did and be the age she was claiming to be. I agree it's not necessarily a contradiction. Also, we can probably exclude Ben from being able to take any credit for the name change. She had already been performing as Lana Del Rey for several months by the first time Princess Superstar says they met. Everyone knows that's where my not-so-secret secret lair is.

I would instead attend Lanapalooza both because it's a better name for a fictional Lana fest and because it presumably would be held much closer to me in Chicago.

Still waiting for her to perform in Palestine.

While I think this thread is a good place to discuss things that are nearly universally believed to be lies (like the former) or even things some suspect may not be true (like the latter), I think the OP should stick to demonstrable lies, situations where she's said two mutually contradictory things, and unfulfilled promises. Yup. Perhaps the ur-lie of Lana lies. All the receipts linked in this post. (Also relevant, the lyrics of "My Momma" strongly hint at her having lied about her age in the opposite direction.) A few others that came to mind most immediately: She's given two different explanations for what her M tattoo means. FWIW I suspect both are false and she's embarrassed by, ashamed of, and/or regrets the real meaning. Saying she "graduated with a metaphysics degree". Fordham has never offered a major in metaphysics. It's possible her studies had an emphasis on metaphysics, but I guarantee you her degree, if she completed it-- and I think she probably did-- says "philosophy". Pedantic maybe, but still a lie. That one time she was talking about a teacher who was clearly Mr. Campbell, but she lied about the teacher being a "she", I suspect because on some level she realized how inappropriate it sounds. Lana saying that her family "never had any money". Another contender for the ur-lie of Lana lies. So unnecessary, and especially unfortunate that she responded to the (as far as I can tell) unsubstantiated and meritless allegations that her dad bought her career. Responding to that lie with this lie in the opposite direction really fed the inauthentic inauthenticity narratives. Perhaps arguable that this one is demonstrable, but I would argue there is enough evidence to conclude that it is. The Institute of Innnovative Thinkers. Ha. It's basically become a clichéd metonym for this tendency of hers to make unrealized commitments. In now-deleted tweets, almost Trumpian levels of promised charitable donations with no follow through... or perhaps was there, albeit way later than promised?

We need to get the New York Times on this. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/23/opinion/trumps-lies.html In all seriousness though, it would be cool if we linked to sources for each claim.

Lana: "Now that I'm a member, could I use the auditorium for an album release party during the week?" Church staff: "Sure. What's it called?" Lana: "Norman Fucking Rockwell." Church staff: ...

Lana tryna distract us from her not dropping NFR with a literal shiny object.

*sad trombone* If I were her tour manager I would have all the polaroids be of Byron one night just to troll.

Ummm... given this fanbase's predilection for hacking and hacking-adjacent fuckery, publicly admitting that 1) the album is done, but 2) the release may be a ways off, seems ill-advised to say the least. wyd Lana

#NFR2020

I'm gonna have some explaining to do to my wife when she sees that "Mistress of Evil" title, but in my defense, Angelina Jolie is on my hall pass list.

For those who would like Lana's association with Hillsong to end, I wonder if they're taking the wrong tack. I doubt Lana cares what people here think about this. But I'd be surprised if Hillsong wouldn't have a problem with the lyrics of some of her songs (e.g. "Gods & Monsters", "Disco", FMWUTTT, "Money Power Glory", "Religion", just to name a few), Tropico, and some of her dabblings with "the occult"-- reading The Satanic Witch, hexing Trump, posting pics of tarot cards on Insta, consulting mediums, etc.

Uh... for someone who is literally stalked as much as she is, she's insane to drop the details she does in these two poems.

She got knocked up by her server? I mean, it should've been a Lana lyric to begin with. Good way to fill out a page requirement. Her Honda's on its last legs. For real though, I think she just means politics are a dumpster fire everywhere right now.

cosmos is baking Cosmos is singular. Unless she means the drink or the magazine, the plural form is cosmoses or cosmoi. Making this my new (ahem) member title. Yes, let's get the reader thinking about an epic bomb while reading our questionable opening foray into poetry. Lana clichés equator A misspelling and an oxymoron. Clearly had her head in the clouds in Mr. Campbell's English class. I think what Lana's trying to say is that she's peeing out of her face. Racial profiling