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Francesco: Lana come over
 
Lana:

Francesco: I brought the Italian sausage
 
Lana:

When someone calls you fatty and you trying to run away from them making whale sounds at you but destiny wants you to listen to that

first half was kinda boring, but i loved when she started running. the best part was when her robe got caught on the rail lmao 
 

 
followed by the part where she pulled the gun from the guitar case. overall, the weave on my pussy has been 75% snatched 

not her dress getting stuck on that railing tho  

I YAASSSSed so hard when the first chorus kicks in and she just randomly throws herself on the bed honestly I laughed throughout the whole video is like wtf????? LMAO I love it

I love how she was indulging in it the whole video but at the end she was like "ah fuck it, time to get my backup gun that i hide behind a rock lol" like she planned this

Damn, that house is super close to the road. And it's totally not gonna survive rising sea levels, ha. It's really sandwiched between the road and the ocean. Reminds me of a hotel my wife and I stayed at on the coast near the border between France and Spain last year. On a related note, I think she'd really like my house. White walls, lots of windows with wood frames and wood railings, a bit minimalist. C'mon Lana, you know you want to do that private house party for LanaBoards regulars I always fantasize about.   
 
The gun in the guitar case is very Desperado. I got very excited for a minute about the idea of her playing a guitar until I realized that big fucking gun had to be in there.
 
I love how she simultaneously indulges the voyeurism into her life while at the same time telling us she really just wants to blow us the fuck up. (And be left alone and get high by the beach.)

in b4 the helicopter picks up lana for a joyride but she forgets her giant gun so she runs inside grabs it, goes for a ride, shoots evil monsters and comes back to her house only to realize that it was all hallucination from the drugs so she gives up drugs and her career and moves to utah and opens a pawn shop disguised as an old lady named patty and has three kids; glenn, marissa, and joe

i love the song im so surprised by it, wasn't what i was expecting but i really like it 
 
also that gun is so extra tf 

i'm inspired

MURDER MY WEAVE

just listened, it's a hot track. different to what she's done before but still recognizably her - a mix of West Coast, Florida Kilos and a touch of some BtD demos; a gorgeous middle ground between Born to Die and Ultraviolence that's clearly also very 2015. the ending is fabulous with the spoken outro.
 
i love it and I'm glad to hear her lyrics are kinda moving away now from her stereotypical phrases (except the chorus). still, it's catchy af and I can imagine it doing rather well in the radio. 1000x better than the stale mess of Honeymoon.

LANA DEL SLAY ME TBH WHERE HAVE I BEEN ????? I'M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU LANA 
 
I AM SO HYPED BY THIS NOW GIMME A HONEYMOON FULL OF HIT & RUN AND GOGO DANCER BOPS

omg i totally get muddy trap now tbh

I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley and this is my M&G story. I met her October 20th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello she replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". She looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Lana started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask Lady Gaga he was there with me.

Would you look at the water..
 

 

There was a lot of chatter in the trading community awhile back about an alleged Lana track called "High" that never seemed to have any legs. I wonder if there was anything to it after all and if it had any relationship to "High by the Beach".

HQ
 

High by the beach
 
High by the beach 
 
High by the beach
 
Turquoise Blue 
 
Turquoise Blue 

I am LIVING for the color scheme of this era

i havent listened to Honeymoon since the release day #whoops

Yall are getting mentally ill cause of the wait... 

You try being a musician and writing like Sartre, no one would buy it