apricockjuice

i lowkey love her and need her to get her fucking act together

She's always feeding us 

Sky hire a damn lawyer and stop playing vague ass games, we are all tired of your shenanigans. 

Thankfully, the past two months have actually been really good Adsense-wise since the album announcement.. before then, we weren’t even making enough to fully cover the monthly hosting fee for awhile  
It’s another reason why the actual Pre-Release era is the best time of the year for the site.. Just in time for the annual site fees too! Xx
 
Oh yes, I had to clear out that too
Some of you get wild & fucking crazy in here… x

On Our Way

i'm still cackling at the evil covers aiusydfasid

just light ur candles n incense with it instead 

Unfortunately, my house does not trust me with those things. 

No Context LanaBoards 

My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue 🌬

LIZ, I’M CALLING FROM CALIHOMA

Question for the culture: Now that Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B, Kehlani and Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé have had number ones with songs about being sexy, wearing no clothes, fucking, cheating etc - can I please go back to singing about being embodied, feeling beautiful by being in love even if the relationship is not perfect, or dancing for money - or whatever I want - without being crucified or saying I'm glamorizing abuse?????? I'm fed up with female writers and alt singers saying that I glamorize abuse when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent emotionally abusive relationships all around the world. With all of the topics women are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last ten years I think it’s pathetic that my minor lyrical exploration detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in my relationships has often made people say I’ve set women back hundreds of years. Let this be clear, I’m not not a feminist -but there has to be a place in feminism for women who look and act like me - the kind of woman who says no but men hear yes - the kind of women who are slated mercilessly for being authentic, delicate selves, the kind of women who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger women or by men who hate women. I’ve been honest and optimistic about the challenging relationships I’ve had. News flash! That’s just how it is for many women. And that was sadly my experience up until the point that those records were made. So I just want to say it’s been a long 10 years of bullshit reviews up until recently and I’ve learned a lot from them. but I also feel it really paved the way for other women to stop ‘ putting on a happy face’ and just be able to say whatever the hell they wanted to in their music-unlike my experience where if I even expressed a not of sadness in my first two records I was deemed literally hysterical as though it was literally the 1920s Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I’ll be dealing some of my feelings in my next two books of poetry (mostly the second one) with Simon and Schuster. Yes I’m still making personal reparations with the proceeds of the books to my choice of Native American foundations which I’me very happy about. And I’m sure there will be tinges of what I’ve been pondering in my new album that comes out September 5th.  so who wants to make an acryonym for this song title    

“Liz, I’m Calling from Calihoma” for the third album in a row, because clearly my powers gave us “Paris, Texas”

Jack Kingtonoff…? Maybe I’m just really dirty minded💀

BOZ described the preacher interlude as a mess and seems kind of... confused... by it. So I am claiming it. I love weird and experimental Lana. Black Bathing Suit is heavenly. 

I'm so hyped for "Let the light in" because of my inner Cruel World fanboy

hayden was not expecting to get as big as she did last year, she shared those instrumentals when she only had like 300,000 monthly listeners, and again with a group of close fans she had personally been interacting regularly with for years, and trusted enough to the point to share her album cover with days before it was announced (which didn’t leak) and to organize specific meet and greets just for them at her shows. it’s likely not that big of a deal now at all but it at least was when she shared them, it’s just a respect thing so it’s disappointing, that’s all

i know there's a period of time when it got pretty bad but i think it might've gotten better? not entirely sure though because she really severed the personal line between her and the closest fans right after it got pretty bad (besides those who dm her directly but it goes beyond fan at that point)
what i do know based on what she's said publicly and deduction is that she deleted most of her social media (and i think all of it for a brief time period) and she's been pretty quiet even on tumblr (i mean she still posts but compared to the past it's pretty surface level) so i think she's definitely retreating into her own personal circle and i mean good for her - still concerned as a fan though
i would ask around but it's also not really mine or anyone's business if she doesn't make it our business so it's probably best to just take the info we're given and run with it

does this work? https://imgur.com/a/UwbC4b4
 
Chemtrails Cover

Tropico
full mockup with booklet here https://www.behance.net/gallery/153363465/Tropico-Lana-Del-Rey?

The only "Babylon" version that exists for me: 
 

this remix? slaps.

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If anyone missed, this is what we know about the tracklist so far: