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Elazybeth could never

On the other hand, she hasn't said anything about anything, so she wouldn't say anything about working on her outfit even if she was.
 
Plus Alessandro has to know what a lazy bitch she is so he's probably doing all of it for her, and just ordered her to dye her hair and show up.

I think she's going to show up to the Met Gala otherwise I'm gonna fkn cry ... and I think she's going to look spectacular.

Mmm I just saw Alessandro's story with Florence ... maybe Florence is Elizabeth's replacement .... 
 
I love Florence, but .... :suicide:

If we don't get pap shots of her @ LAX in the next 24 hrs then it's fucking over, kiddos. 

I love how well this thread sums up this era. It's an incoherent mess.
 
We will look back on this in 5 years and laugh or cry

Her ignoring her fans and her work wouldn't piss me off as much if she wasn't simultaneously videoing herself eating awful-looking purple ice cream and sneaking off to Hillsong in the dead of night with her sycophantic minions.
 
I mean, It's not like she's off on some meaningful voyage of self-discovery in the Peruvian wilderness (which I would fully support). A singular tweet or IG comment is all that's required, and she can't even bring herself to do that between matcha latte sips.

Did one of them post something? I follow all of them and didn't see anything. 
 
Nm just saw Alessandro's story

Been scrolling through my favourite tweets and found this guy. Evan Ross Katz - he spilled the tea one year ago.
 
Also Miley Cyrus is coming as well and she’s not on the list.

this is the biggest version of the guest list that i could find & bitch's def not on it. and i though *i* was lazy ffs, she's truly doing the absolute least in this era.

Her ignoring her fans and her work wouldn't piss me off as much if she wasn't simultaneously videoing herself eating awful-looking purple ice cream and sneaking off to Hillsong in the dead of night with her sycophantic minions.
 
I mean, It's not like she's off on some meaningful voyage of self-discovery in the Peruvian wilderness (which I would fully support). A singular tweet or IG comment is all that's required, and she can't even bring herself to do that between matcha latte sips.

I love how well this thread sums up this era. It's an incoherent mess.
 
We will look back on this in 5 years and laugh or cry

That better not be fucking real ....
 
Apparently Cara Delevingne is going, though, and she isn't on that list. I'll also be surprised if Taylor isn't going, because she's good friends with Serena and Serena is hosting ...
 
Also Lena Dunham IS on the list ... if Lena freaking Dunham goes to the Met and Elizabeth doesn't, I-

But is it really an improvement? Really? I want her to be happy as much as the next bitch, but this Insta baddie shit just makes me so uneasy because it's a purposeful attempt to be fake. We've talked about her friends ad nauseam, but anyone can see (via their social media accounts) that they are fake LA bitches. It's Elizabeth's life, and Elizabeth's decisions, but I don't see how a person can derive happiness from any of that. Maybe she is happy? Only she knows ... maybe this is who she actually is and the Elizabeth of the past wasn't real.
 
Like, where is Stella? And what happened with Jaime? Andrei? She wasn't friendless by any means before she met these bitches. I can't help but wonder about the impact of Hillsong, etc ... because she literally is never seen with anyone else any more except them.
 
She also used to go a lot of places by herself which I thought was kinda cool, because so many people are afraid to do that, and as a celebrity it must be especially daunting with cameras in your face 'n' shit. But she doesn't seem to do that any more either; it's like she's joined at the hip with that blonde chick. Maybe she still does and she's just not getting papped ... idk.
 
Idk if she's bored but I definitely am considering I typed out the above bullshit.

LIKE WHAT IS SHE DOING?

Everything is so terrible and awful that here we are, 6 years later, resurrecting a thread to talk about Elizabeth's boob. Can it get any bleaker, honestly?
 
YOU did this to us, Elizabeth.

Everything is so terrible and awful that here we are, 6 years later, resurrecting a thread to talk about Elizabeth's boob. Can it get any bleaker, honestly?
 
YOU did this to us, Elizabeth.

Everything is so terrible and awful that here we are, 6 years later, resurrecting a thread to talk about Elizabeth's boob. Can it get any bleaker, honestly?
 
YOU did this to us, Elizabeth.

Mmm I just saw Alessandro's story with Florence ... maybe Florence is Elizabeth's replacement .... 
 
I love Florence, but .... :suicide:

I think she's going to show up to the Met Gala otherwise I'm gonna fkn cry ... and I think she's going to look spectacular.

She's an A and she sometimes looks bigger because she uses padded bras and shit when she wears certain outfits/in photo shoots. It isn't rocket science.
 
End of discussion, delete thread.

Mmm I just saw Alessandro's story with Florence ... maybe Florence is Elizabeth's replacement .... 
 
I love Florence, but .... :suicide:

Her ignoring her fans and her work wouldn't piss me off as much if she wasn't simultaneously videoing herself eating awful-looking purple ice cream and sneaking off to Hillsong in the dead of night with her sycophantic minions.
 
I mean, It's not like she's off on some meaningful voyage of self-discovery in the Peruvian wilderness (which I would fully support). A singular tweet or IG comment is all that's required, and she can't even bring herself to do that between matcha latte sips.

If we don't get pap shots of her @ LAX in the next 24 hrs then it's fucking over, kiddos.