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Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

i wont say all big accounts are bad because some are run by very genuine people who help and respect smaller accounts but when followed by lana and thousands... a certain ego comes with

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

I don't think it's terrible but it isn't amazing, either. I think a lot of people think it's better than it is just because it's Lana's. My main issue with it is that you could swap out the verses in her poems into others and it wouldn't feel out of place. I find all the poems very uniform. I mean it is what it is, and that's fine ... but I don't think it's groundbreaking. 
 
Next she'll release a book of paintings even though she's an awful painter by her own admission. 

What do you think it is about Lana that makes people feel entitled to make such disrespectful comments on her social media? Like I also stan Florence and I just can't imagine 7,000 "where's the album you fucking bitch?!" comments on any post of hers. People might ask where the album is but I don't think they'd be so aggressive; her fan base seems so much more chill. 
 
I know we say stuff here (mostly jokes) but I feel like it's quite different to essentially address her directly via social media. 

WEST COAST 

Change the site name to LanaBoreds until she releases it, seriously. 

We piss Ben off so so SO humongously that he boycotts the record and it ends up being a Tidal exclusive so that no one listens to it. Meanwhile, the smart gays woulda already picked the record up, leaked it, and we'll b on our merry way. What's the highest audio quality currently? Choices choicessssszs 

What if she wakes up one day in the morning or after a nap and says: actually, I've changed my mind. I wanna surprise release the album. Now. And we open Spotify and there it is.

Ayyy that Chase guy is a bit sensitive. Someone wrote, "Lana follows" on his latest post and I replied, "and Chase gains 50,000 followers in 3 ... 2 ..." and now it's gone.

Don't like him; no sense of humour.
 
and if that upsets him then he's in for a world of pain because people will say much worse lol

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

The fucking clusterfuck of absurdity, tell em Miracle grow smells and does more than them I'm literally shivering 

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

The silence surrounding NFR is a carefully orchestrated ploy to rid herself of the gays, and to a lesser extent, women.
 
She put so much time and effort into her image of a seductress, especially in her earlier years, and she's bitter because her two main demographics (gays and women) aren't interested in being seduced by her.
 
She doesn't know where it all went wrong but for good measure, she joined Hillsong. This is also why she went, "fuck it", and wears leggings, hoodies, and less makeup, because if we're not interested in fucking her then what's the point?
 
Also, she knows that we gays and women are dramatic af and that we will be the first to crumble and unstan when she doesn't release the album or indeed say anything about it for the next 8 months. 
 
Don't worry, I'm logging off now.

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

Legit they are the worst. All they do is re-post shit that has already been posted by Lana or someone else. It takes no skill or intellect whatsoever, but they think they're so amazing because they have 60k followers.
 
They literally think that - I disagreed with one of them on one of their posts and they came at me with, "not going to take advice from someone who only has 120 followers" as if how many followers you have determines your value as a human.
 
It pains me that Lana follows those accounts. I wish so much that she'd tell the next one who @s her just for points to go fuck themselves.

Change the site name to LanaBoreds until she releases it, seriously. 

The silence surrounding NFR is a carefully orchestrated ploy to rid herself of the gays, and to a lesser extent, women.
 
She put so much time and effort into her image of a seductress, especially in her earlier years, and she's bitter because her two main demographics (gays and women) aren't interested in being seduced by her.
 
She doesn't know where it all went wrong but for good measure, she joined Hillsong. This is also why she went, "fuck it", and wears leggings, hoodies, and less makeup, because if we're not interested in fucking her then what's the point?
 
Also, she knows that we gays and women are dramatic af and that we will be the first to crumble and unstan when she doesn't release the album or indeed say anything about it for the next 8 months. 
 
Don't worry, I'm logging off now.

petition to make this the actual thread title. I am a shell of my former self

I'd like to depress everyone further by pointing out that it's May in 2 days, and Hope was released at the start of January. That's five months with no new music despite the album being finished.
 
Snippets don't count. Fuck snippets.
 
Also, if she can tell a fan in LA that it'll be out at the end of the summer, why the fucking fuck can't she post that somewhere? What's her problem? dfkjhsdkjfhakls

Btw she is now following that actor guy on IG so I guess that's still on. Or back on. Or whatever.
 
I just really want her to date Jared Leto, though. Is it so much to ask?
 
I hope he's an atheist and she stops going to church at his insistence. Oh, and I hope she's one of those people who ditches all their friends when they're in a relationship.

Ayyy that Chase guy is a bit sensitive. Someone wrote, "Lana follows" on his latest post and I replied, "and Chase gains 50,000 followers in 3 ... 2 ..." and now it's gone.

Don't like him; no sense of humour.
 
and if that upsets him then he's in for a world of pain because people will say much worse lol

I actually think she does read some of them. Didn't those unhinged Russian girls write threatening messages on her social media accounts, and she used them as evidence against them? Plus, she occasionally responds to fans (telling them the book will be $1, and then that post about the alleged racial references in Hope).
 
I mean, that's her decision, but my point is more that people really cross the line with her - you only have to look at all her trouble with stalkers, etc - and I just wonder what it is about Lana, specifically, that makes some people feel so entitled to be abusive, etc. I do not think it happens to this degree with other celebrities I like/follow. It bothers me because 1. it's pretty shit for her, and certainly doesn't encourage more interaction with fans, and 2. I don't understand.